Good morning. Fuck AI. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Barry Bonds put up 83.6 bWAR through his age 31 season so yeah I do www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bo...

Every bit of Facebook AI slop about an athlete looks like Mike Piazza on Baywatch

what did you eat. open. open!

wasn’t prepared for how good this would be

My latest for the New York Times:

#birdbot

He’s praying to Mecca

bsky moderation cooked my ass here

Ah yes you say the stocks went down? How interesting

Friday at last…

happy super bowl to all

Someone is nearly finished building a new house in my neighborhood and it's very beautiful and almost certainly not a place where a murder would live

#birdbot

I fear the Chinese are already cooking us with great precision 1/2

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

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It’s crazy how child molesters back into parking spaces to signal to each other and we just tolerate it

🙂

😐

unidentified man on loudspeaker announced national assembly voted to block martial law. everyone cheered and then the loudspeaker played the worst music imaginable. just the most based korean energy.

Dog

Valve please tell me which one of them transitioned?

Swan purse in the wild 👁️

Doing really well playing the HZD remaster just wanted everyone to know

Fuck off shithead

She's so extra

Here is a picture of my dog