There's this one deer out there somewhere with all the knowledge of the universe, if you eat it you'll know everything. Unfortunately it is also armed with a death ray so it's up to you if you want to risk it

In a better world, we'd joke about this for at least a little while

Remember the Bundy insanity during the Obama years? Armed guys occupied a federal office and one of their buddies took position with a sniper rifle aimed at federal agents? Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?

I wish the internet was more about people 3D printing whistling mortar bombs for their very happy dogs to chase than arseholes secretly filming unsuspecting people for grifting and humiliation but I guess that ship has sailed

(Sound On) Wolverines are playful and competitive, often sparring with their siblings for enrichment and training purposes

The leaders of Albania & Azerbaijan were filmed mocking US Trump for claiming he ended a war between the 2 countries, even though they have never fought each other. The world thinks that the occupant is a joke. He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.

Muppet an R-Rated movie: No Country for Old Muppets

Word…

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

yeah, it would have likely been said by Zechs in the kind of nonsensical White Fang arc towards the end

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Imagine trading away access to possibly all of Incirlik, Ramstein, Diego Garcia, Lajes, Rota, Lakenheath, and more in exchange for 24/7 access to Pituffik in Greenland. WHICH YOU ALREADY HAVE. This is the IQ the world is dealing with.

if ai is so useful how come the autopopulated alt-text on gifs sucks so bad

The warrior loves his boring skull whilst the professional citizen soldier builds camaraderie with funny unit patches

It is a very illuminating book. #booksky

This is where the corruption ICE is, not the bonuses that will never be paid. A taxpayer-funded slush fund for various GOP small businesses that will receive a huge payout for very little work.

Apart from everything else objectionable about this, the reason this guy is being suspended isn't because of what he shouted (random guy shouting at president wouldn't even merit a news story) but Trump's embarrassing and childish reaction to it

Amazing, a Ford worker called Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to an assembly plant in Michigan today. In return, Trump, who has failed to release the Epstein files, yelled, “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.

A cursed image from the Nineties

ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

kaiju wisdom 🙇

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

I did a crisper version of this Andor remix if anyone is a completist.

If you had predicted with precise accuracy any of our current top stories this week during the ‘24 election, it would have been dismissed as Trump Derangement Syndrome by most of the professional takesmiths.

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

"Does the cast-iron skillet go on the top rack or the bottom rack of the dishwasher?"

Turns out Walt Whitman saw Bari Weiss coming some 150 yrs ago. His description of hacks: "kept-editors, spaniels well-train'd to carry & fetch, creatures of the President, creatures of would-be Presidents... , the lousy combings and born freedom-sellers of the earth."

Yup. I would throw away all their military gear. Hell, there is even an argument to be made to disarm a large chunk of them.

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed

Is Trump's addled brain stuck in the New Math of the sixties?

A (-nother) day that lives in infamy.

As we watch the Trump admin fly into a capital and abduct/arrest a head of state, it’s worth remembering that he’s frequently called for American governors and mayors to be arrested for their supposed coddling of gangs of narco-terrorists.

fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US

It's a hell of a thing to wake up and learn that an American president, who attempted to overturn a free and fair election, has kidnapped a foreign leader to stand trial in the United States.

Prescient thread

Komodo dragon wishes a happy new year.

all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...

A great video that is perfect for the Trumpreich. youtu.be/vrONIb9gQ-k?...

I’m here:

René Auberjonois was a scion of the Bonaparte family, a direct descendant of Caroline, Napoleon's sister.