Same.

Finally got around to watching “Wuthering Heights” (2026) this evening. It was not for me in any way shape or form. I love the book. This film is not the book. Which led me to think about the nature of adaptations.

I think I’ve aged out of culture because I have to keep reminding myself that the headlines are not referring to this movie.

The call is coming from inside the relationship! Faculty of Horror’s new episode on Oren Peli’s Paranormal Activity (2007) is now live! 🎥 pod.link/591499834

Kristen Wiig’s posture makes me feel seen.

Thank you @finalgirlafterdark.bsky.social , @alexwest.bsky.social and Faculty of Horror via David Lynch for furnishing me with my March incantation

To me, great art articulates the things we feel but don’t have the vocabulary to express. Films like The Bride (again, for me) fail because they give us characters who affirm our POV back to us, never challenging or surprising us in the process.

After 13 years of podcasting, we’re *finally* tackling David Lynch and we couldn’t have done it without special guest @finalgirlafterdark.bsky.social Tune in now to hear our conversation about mutant babies and the myth of America. pod.link/591499834

My top 5 comfort films 1. Married to the Mob (1988) 2. Best in Show (2000) 3. Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) 4. Pet Sematary 2 (1992) 5. Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers (1995) Honourable mentions: Wishmaster (1997), Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999), Single White Female (1992), The Crush (1993)

Me reading the end of Son of Rosemary.

Same book, new home! Absolutely thrilled to be working with the incredible team at @arsenalpulp.bsky.social to bring you Scaredy Cats: The Nine Lives of Felines in Horror in early 2027 🐈🐈‍⬛

Whenever I feel bad about *gestures vaguely around* I think of how the Predator has an elaborate wrist watch/self destruct device that they activate by going BEEP BEEP BOOP with their fresh set.

One of the (many) wonderful things about my boyfriend is that he’s a fan of the original Star Trek and alerts me to the fact that they used to have aliens like this.

Back in 2017 my ex and I were looking to adopt a cat. We went to the Toronto Humane Society and the lovely guy working the cat section told us to go to the back and look for a tuxedo cat named Loon. We headed straight back, turned a corner and saw the prettiest green eyes.

Always grateful when the wonderful folks at @tiffnet.bsky.social ask me to share my film insights.

Festive break plans.

You better watch out because Faculty of Horror’s episode on Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) is now live 🎅🏻🪓 pod.link/591499834/ep...

I’m very unmoved by these PR strategies that have actors play icebreaker games for the internet. Bring me back to the time when a reporter would get dropped off at Russell Crowe’s ranch for a week and have an emotional affair with him.

Cat cuddles aren’t a cure all but they cure a lot.

Mental health status: starting ER from the beginning.

Me on repeat in 2025

Yeah, *fuck* buddies.

I love listening to GDT talk about his films but man, as a society we have to do something about the weird lighting and rendering in these Netflix films that makes them look flat as fuck. The BTS footage looks ten times better than the final product.

If your Halloween decorations are still up you are legally required to leave them up until next October. - my mayoral platform

It’s time kids. Time for Faculty of Horror’s episode on Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. All you lucky kids should tune in wherever you get your podcasts. pod.link/591499834?vi...

The first 10 mins of Welcome to Derry E1 has impressive and depressing levels of CGI glorp glop.

Almost Famous is on TCM and I’m crumbling into dust.

When I don’t blend my contour.

Moon’s superpower is looking like she’s never done anything wrong when in fact she has done many things wrong.

Me when you realize I’m right.

Next Friday!

Just caught this as part of a local rep cinema’s Sorry, Wrong Number series and am glad to have remedied a blind spot I didn’t know I had. One of the most chilling and unflinching films about assault and trauma I’ve ever seen.

In my next life I want to come back as a Frankenstein Monster wandering around on stage during an Alice Cooper set.

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When my time comes I hope I’m remembered like this.

Loving Melania entering her Grim Reaper mode. Just needs a scythe!

Dude me sounds so annoying.

Pet Sematary fantasy suite when?

Stacie and I had so much fun doing this commentary- can’t wait for people to hear it!

Silent Hill: Corporate Retreat

My screenshot game is unmatched.

Alien : Earth asks the important question, what if 70% of the characters were Newt.

Happy Texas Chainsaw Massacre Day to all those who celebrate 🍖

I would be a middling but competent member of the Helena Markos Dance Company from Suspiria (2018). Not good enough to have my life force sucked out but a dependable part of the ensemble and sacrifices.

I couldn’t have predicted Mariah Carey would become the 21st Bartleby, the Scrivener but here we are.

Seeing Alanis and Tori on my 14th birthday explains so much of my lore.

The best days start with an iced matcha in a promotion I Know What You Did Last Summer cup that turns red when filled with liquid.

Me every time June Diane Raphael is in a movie.

Please don’t have full conversations at shows when the performers are on stage, especially TV on the Radio. If the music is loud you should not be trying to talk over it. 🤫