Taking myself on the date that my husband can't bring himself to schedule. I'm in Portland for the Lucy Darling show tomorrow. I wonder what she would make of my orgasmic synesthesia? #LucyDarling #Portland

Thing I said to a potential new Dom: I take dick better than I take compliments. #BDSM #DSRelationships #Dom #submissive

Dear people making art depicting strong warrior women: FUCK YOUR INEFFECTIVE BOOB ARMOR THAT WILL KILL HER FASTER ON THE BATTLEFIELD. Thank you.

The new #HeatedRivalry just dropped. #TradeSecrets #StocksAndBrokers #LoveIsABattlefield

They tear gassed a car with six kids in it, the youngest of which was six months old. The kids weren't white enough, though, so people in other states aren't angry enough yet. #FuckICE

I divorced in 2013. At that time, my ex-husband and I had a rider on the homeowner's insurance for the Lego collection valued at $125,000. I am sure his collection has only grown since then. It hasn't been a kid's toy for a long time.

My social media posting presence is spotty because my ADHD makes me forget things exist. Sorry for the lack of consistency, but I have imaginary things to stress over. #Neurodivergent #WTAFBrain

It even works if you give Dobby a bra and HRT. #FuckJKR

Why are Doms afraid of experienced submissives? Why are they also afraid of suspending a submissive over 120 pounds? #kink #BDSM #WTAF

Too many fun mobile games are getting bloated with stupid crap. I am deleting any game that has recently introduced card packs as a prize for anything. Fuck your stupid money grabs, #Zynga. You suck and you ruin things.

Goddamnit Josh Brolin

Johnathan Bailey as Fiero is the only straw man argument I will accept.

Being smart doesn't help you all the time. Sometimes it's just a larger vocabulary to be confused about life in and it has to be enough. #ADHD #Autism #Gifted

FUCK GAVIN NEWSOM AND HIS ANTI-TRANS BULLSHIT. We don't throw anyone under the bus, got it? Get a better candidate. #GavinNewsom #Trans #TransRightsAreHumanRights #TransLiberationNow

Everyone should support Makiko Itoh's patreon and buy her book, Real Japanese Cooking. I have been cooking and learning a lot. My proofreader heart even found spelling mistakes! Pics and links below. #MakikoItoh #RealJapaneseCooking www.patreon.com/makiwi www.booksamillion.com/p/Real-Japan...

Dear Universe: Please send my bestie an athletic Dom actually worth her fucking time to obsess over who will fall in love with her right back. These dusty idiots who pursue her for months only to leave after the first date or have partners who sabotage things are getting fucking tiring.

The US Government is purposely starving the population to "own the libs" and it will kill people. Crime rates will skyrocket because people are starving. We are not out in the streets enough. There are more of us than them. Eat the fucking rich, starting with the president.

Love is not complaining about letting your husband take the window seat and then watching as he leaves the shade down the entire time. At least, not to his face.

There are more of us than ICE agents in every city. All we need to do is #swarm.

An oldie, but a goodie. #ghosts #puns #anime #Halloween

Dear Dommy men of Chicago: Get your fucking shit together. I have never seen a sorrier sack of worthless assholes let their city get taken over by consent violators. Do better. Fuck ICE.

I was told today that I should "keep my husband well fed." Is he in a terrarium? A cage? If my husband doesn't choose me every day, I don't want him. I'm not his therapist or zookeeper. Anyone who thinks my husband needs me to keep him in anything hasn't grown up yet.

The curtains were being naughty. #bondage

Please remember this in the days going forward: Everything going forward could have been avoided if Republican Congress members simply did their job and obeyed their oath to the Constitution. It’s that simple. They abandoned the country. They can say what they want, but that’s what happened.

I'm an avid reader and sewer systems are really fun plot devices. From Hugo's Javert chasing Jean Valjean to #RaymondFeist's Jimmy the Hand and the Mockers, sewer systems add so much detail to world building and I love it. Please support sewage systems.

DISABLED PEOPLE KNEW In a country that still forcibly sterilizes the disabled, we knew.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

All the queers in Seattle just took out their leather jackets for fall. The rustle of the lining against flannel is almost a benediction. I love this place. #Seattle #Autumn #ReturnOfTheGreySkies

What is it with fascists and making the transportation run on time? #fascism

WOW. Remember this May video of a US citizen wrestled to the ground by ICE agents and detained for an hour despite having a valid REAL ID? It gets worse. Two weeks later, ICE did it AGAIN — handcuffed him and detained him for 20 minutes despite his REAL ID. Now the Institute for Justice is suing.

Where does one get cute fall ankle boots with a heel height of no more than 1.5", made of leather, can be resoled, and absolutely does not have a side zipper? I can't stand having loose zipper pulls making noise and flapping about. And they make the boot far less waterproof. #shoes #boots #leather

Did some yard work today and cut away some thorny vines that were eating the inflatable balls the children next door throw over the fence. I also ordered some new balls to inflate and throw over the fence. I wonder if they'll notice the difference. #GoodNeighbor

Dear cis men over 40 on dating apps: For the love of fuck do not patronize me. I don't need to know how much you can "expand my consciousness" or whatever when I just need a direct answer to much BDSM experience you have. More than one like this in a week is too much, let alone 3 in a day.

There's a chunk of people not getting the UK's Online Safety Act. The core problem is that the OSA assumes that (a) any device or connection might be used by an unsupervised child, and (b) that the world has to be child-safe by default. Virtually all the issues with the Act fall out from this.

see how settled science suddenly gets turned into something unclear as soon as conservatives make it a political issue? this has happened on dozens of issues.

This person and I didn't work out, but I just had to share the pun. #puns #dating #IceBreakers

Recent exchange about my unique #brain: Them: You orgasm from flavors and sounds? Me: There's more nuance, but basically yes. Them: Dinner and a concert must be interesting. Me: If that's the evening you're thinking of planning you'll need to bring backup for how horny I will be after. Them: 😳...😈

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Yay! #Kimmel is back! BOYCOTTING THINGS WORKS! Now let's go get more things done because there are a lot of problems we can solve with this much collective action. We are not stopping at helping just the white guy, right? Right?!

Why the change in wording? #APNews The headline goes from "promotes unproven ties" to "makes unfounded claims" and I am wondering why. I don't think there's a conspiracy or anything. It's an interesting change, though.

Fellow tabletop gamers: Red Box Games is owned by a white supremacist. Let's make them bankrupt. #Tabletop #Gaming #RedBoxGames

Now that the white owner (Michele Amour) of the FB group I talked about in this thread has come out in support of Charlie Kirk, I am out. I can't recommend them for anyone. Melani needs to make them get their name changed faster to distance herself from all the mess the FB group is creating.

I've said for decades that my political philosophy acronyms to AWAIT: Authority Without Accountability Is Tyranny.

I won't miss the fountain of hatred that spewed out of that creature who looked like a carved puppet turned into a real boy through the power of racism and patriarchy. Fuck all of his views. I won't miss him. But no, I don't think he should have been shot in front of his family. #CharlieKirk

Henry Cavill was injured on the set of Highlander carrying the hopes and dreams of the film industry and those of every GenX nerd. I hope he makes a full recovery.

Dear audiobook narrators and authors (if you are not the same person): Please communicate with each other in regards to pronunciation of names and accents of your characters. It is jarring when things change between books. Looking at whatever/whoever happened to Gail Carriger's audiobooks.

I wish there was a way to monetize my weird brain. Who is interested in literal orgasms from food and some audio frequencies other than neuroscientists? #neurodivergent #foodgasms #Rule34Maybe

Tinder, but list the textures you can't stand, deep topics you can give a speech on with 5 minutes of notice, and post pics of your favorite eating utensils. Pet photos also required. #YesIAmAutistic #ADHD

The thing about accepting Newsom's depravity against trans people or the homeless on the grounds of "Yeah, that's bad, but we have to beat Trump or it'll be worse." is that by accepting it, you mark it as acceptable, both within your mind and in the larger world around you.