"Unless they pay me a fuckton of money not to!"

Pretty impressive to destroy not one but two media companies in completely different fields! Well done, Will Lewis. What's next for him? Run a movie studio that refuses to fund Ryan Coogler? So many ways he can keep failing upwards!

“During my tenure, difficult decisions have been taken in order to ensure the sustainable future of The Post.” —Will Lewis

Look, I'm not saying we *should* form mobs to beat billionaires to death with hammers, but I am saying the world would be a better place if they thought that was even a remote possibility.

@nils.discofrog.net Holy shit, your little niece has a pretty voice. And giant clanking brass balls.

"Fuck you, Susan Collins. I’d say I’m disappointed in you, but disappointment implies suspense, and you forfeited that luxury years ago when you turned moral courage into a cheap party trick you perform for cameras." jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/fuck-you-s...

Democracy dies in dorkness.

The same media that sane-washes a potentially demented old man to soothe his fragile ego will attempt to make you think a suck-up of a movie about his blank-faced wife was successful. Thankfully, very recent history exists to prove that bullshit wrong.

"I live in Minneapolis. South Side. It’s worse than you’ve heard. But also, weirdly, better."

Thank ya @thesatirist.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/lov...

Suddenly it all makes sense

Not only are they routinely defying court orders but this: “…others have complained about being sent to places like Texas and forced to find their own way home.” This entire article paints a picture of all kinds of outrageous behavior so here is a gift link. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

LET'S BE CLEAR: DEMENTED DONNY NEEDED A FALL GUY TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR HIS OWN FUCK-UP IN MINNEAPOLIS. BUT STILL, IT'S SATISFYING TO SEE THAT ARROGANT MICRO-NAZI GREG BOVINO FALL FROM GRACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qHkVb8

Andy Warhol was wrong. Everyone will be Zapruder for at least 15 minutes in the future.

Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want." Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."

“.. He cared about people deeply ..,” said Michael Pretti, Alex’s father. “He thought it was terrible, you know, kidnapping children, just grabbing people off the street. He cared about those people, and he knew it was wrong ..” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national/202...

ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city. If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

thugs with guns and impunity. what could go wrong.

Great piece on a true American legend.

Hi from Maine 👋

New — I wrote about ChongLy Scott Thao, the elderly Hmong American wrongly arrested and forced out of his home by ICE in his underwear during the punishing Minnesota winter, what witnesses saw, and DHS's racist claim that he fit the description of another Asian man they were looking for. My story:

SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS These businesses are being targeted with phone calls & bad reviews for their stance on ICE. Small biz is the heart of our community - Let's show these local businesses some extra love. Buy a gift card, dine in or get something yummy to go, leave a positive review. #MEpolitics

How how how can we be here again? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

I’m not a lawyer but if you call someone a ‘fucking bitch’ after you shoot them 3 times in the face does that show malicious intent?

You want us to stop talking about what, now?

You want us to stop talking about what, now?

@maris.bsky.social Wait…new Maria Semple in 2026? Don’t tease me!

“Our union represented the endless cycle of life, death, and rebirth, and the eternal, unending nature of time. Sometimes I didn’t know where the worm ended, and our love began.”

@therealhoarse.bsky.social Hey...I wanted to say something. The most deeply damaged people, who have hurt me the most, have been people who are chronically dishonest. Reflexively, even when it doesn't matter. A few of them were fun to hang out with...until they weren't. I think you're better off.

Mainers: we're a unique bunch. www.pressherald.com?p=7538178&uu...

AOC has a pretty direct take on the coming MTG resignation. I bet AOC is exactly right.

If you spend too much time in a negative online culture, you might forget about how kind and giving many people are. Count the owners of Taj in South Portland amongst the ranks of the "kind and giving" @claricesnarling.bsky.social www.pressherald.com/2025/11/12/t...

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

"Democratic capitulators whose seats would be filled by Democratic governors in the event of vacancy (Durbin, Fetterman, Kaine, King) should be under immense pressure to resign mid-session. Now, even. Or in Kaine’s case, after Abigail Spanberger is sworn in. If your senator fits that bill, get loud"

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Ross Douthat's inability to get laid in college is now everyone's problem (and the New York Times is funding/promoting it).

Congrats to Old Navy on nailing the breadlines chic moment.