Surveillance is so important www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sur... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social

www.thesatirist.com/satires/out-... #Trump #WashingtonDC

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mad... "Mad Men" by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #Trump #Putin #Vance

GOP Defense Strategy by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/gop...

I wish I were making this up By E. A. Bourland ... I intend to squat naked in the middle of the city and crap so powerfully that, following a vector, I blast upward on a column of feces

www.thesatirist.com/satires/ai-d... Academics are in panic. If it is known that these professors are totally dishonest scam artists, this may affect their future employment prospects.”

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/kno... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #RFK

"Pynchon’s Vineland: The War on Drugs and the Coming Police-State" - review of the novel that "One Battle After Another" was loosely based on. thesatirist.com/books/vinela... #OneBattleAfterAnother #Pynchon

Trump to Tax the World via New VASSAL Tax “Why should people in all other countries enjoy the benefits of an America-led economic system and not pay for it? Why do they feel like they can keep using our beautiful US dollars and give us nothing in return?" www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-t...

SCOTUS Field Trip by Tom Deisboeck @tdeisboeck.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sco...

www.thesatirist.com/essays/ameri... by David Comfort Championing the 1st Amendment, but only for himself, the Reality TV star, claiming genius and “the best words,” calls his critics enemies of the people, deranged Marxists, vermin, scum, and threatens to jail them.

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/nob... by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/poems/the-je... The Jenga Tower (On the fragility of organizations) Not all Jenga blocks are alike: They are not identical blocks of wood. They are cut out to be different on purpose with special grooves and kinks to make the game more fun. .... #Jenga #organizations

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/eps... by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/satires/rans... by Helen Laser Pay close attention I have RFK in my slippery grasp. I’m holding his decaying brain hostage till my demands are met. This is not a negotiation.

www.thesatirist.com/humor/fcking... At a press conference the next day, the reporter attempt to get the president to candidly answer their questions by employing colorful language and being deferential to the Curser-in-Chief. CNN: “How’s it hanging, bro?”

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bal... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social #ice

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pri... by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/films/nashvi... "The most striking thing about Nashville is its unusual, Altman-esque, narrative approach. These are four days in the life of 24 characters, whose lives are intertwined in ways they do not understand.

www.thesatirist.com/stories/mehd... Amy sighed. What did she have in common with a lightly salted cashew? She’d found common ground with a horse blanket, wet cement, and the flagpole outside of the bank, but in this case nothing was coming to mind. The assignment was wearing on her.

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sch... by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pul... by Tom Deisboeck #Harvard

www.thesatirist.com/news/pacifis... For John Gilligan, a founding member of the “Sausalito Peaceniks for Peace,” owning a six-figure position in a revered firm within the military-intelligence complex involved in the slaughter and deportation of innocent people raises disturbing ethical issues.

www.thesatirist.com/poems/from-t... The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be thy Fame, Thy crypto come, Thy decrees be done, On the southern border and Anywhere else there are immigrants. Give us this day our daily cred. And forgive us for nothing...

www.thesatirist.com/satires/stop... by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pro... by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell @paullander.bsky.social @cartoonydan.bsky.social Click the box with the Atlantic Reporter in the Yemen Attack Signal Chat.

More Leaked Texts from Signal www.thesatirist.com/satires/more... by Stephen Lyons DATELINES: Hawaii, Kremlin, Greenland, Starbuck’s, Chick Fil A, Palm Steakhouse At 11:44 p.m., Hegseth posted in the chat, “NEED DRINKY! ASAP!”

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/elo... Elon Musk’s Defense Strategy by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/the... by Tom Deisboeck

The Smell of Success & Determination: Musk’s Burnt Hair vs. Trump’s Fight Fight Fight! by David Comfort Power guys have loved colognes since ancient times. Alexander the Great and Mohammad wore woody musks from the anal glands of Himalayan bucks. www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-...

www.thesatirist.com/humor/imagin... By Martin H. Levinson Donald Trump says Ukraine started the war currently going on with Russia. In saying this he’s flipped conventional dogma, which, relying on the facts, says Russia invaded Ukraine.

www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... The Seven Habits of Sociopathic Managers by Dan Geddes Firing an innocent employee is a rite of initiation for a corporate manager, bearing an obvious similarity to criminal gang’s requirement that you kill someone prior to joining the gang.

www.thesatirist.com/essays/thank... By Dan Geddes Thank god for the Deep State! If I thought Trump were really in charge, I wouldn’t sleep well at night. I have new found appreciation for what is now called the Deep State, the “permanent government,” or the “military-industrial complex”. #satire

www.thesatirist.com/satires/whos... Who’s That Sitting at My Daddy’s Desk? by @paullander.bsky.social and Dan McConnell @cartoonydan.bsky.social

Kiss the Federal Government Goodbye thesatirist.com/satires/kiss... By Martin H. Levinson * Outsource the Military * Cancel the US Postal Service * Dump the Department of Education * All Out for the Energy Department

www.thesatirist.com/news/conspir... “There’s no way a conspiracy of this magnitude could ever happen. Do you know how many people it would take to pull this off? Hundreds, maybe thousands of people! A whistle-blower would have come forward, for sure.”

www.thesatirist.com/satires/x-ja... To regulate men like women, Mississippi state senator, Bradford Blackmon has just introduced the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” The bill states: It shall be unlawful for a man to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.

www.thesatirist.com/news/france-... “Deep down, I think we all want to sing our favorite Wagner operas as the German army marches eastward into Russia once more,” stated von Gretel, who started humming the Overture from Wagner’s “Die Walküre” as the NATO summit was concluded. #satire #germany

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pan... "Canal" March by Tom Deisboeck

www.thesatirist.com/satires/jesu... Jesus is Not All Right with Me by Stephen J. Lyons Jesus! Doesn’t the bishop know that all that “love thy neighbor” crap went out in the 1960s along with the long-haired hippie guitar plucking hacky sack playing Kumbaya singing Universal Life Church ministers?

"Immigration Force Field" by Tom Deisboeck www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/imm... “But, I’m American …” “… not enough, Hombre, not enough

Thank ya @thesatirist.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mor...

www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mor... "More Like A Swearing At, Then A Swearing In" by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell

www.thesatirist.com/stories/i-wa... I Was Melania Trump’s Body Double “Ever put on women’s clothes, Baker?” he asked. “Come on, you can tell me the truth. This is job-related, will go no further than this office.” #MelaniaTrump

www.thesatirist.com/humor/goodby... By Leita Walker Here in 2025, it is time we face a hard truth: We are quickly approaching the day we will say goodbye to the last of the Dicks. This is for two reasons. First, no one wants Dick anymore.

www.thesatirist.com/news/Davos_B... “People don’t realize how ungodly difficult it is to gather in a palatial Swiss mountain fortress and create the world in our own image,” said Jean Godot of the Bank of International Settlements in Basel. #WEF #Davos

www.thesatirist.com/news/compute... Mr. Rigby leaves behind no actual family or friends, but a number of his virtual friends are now engaged in virtual grieving. Several of Zed’s Facebook Friends have taken the time to Like his Funeral page. A few have written Comments including “Zed's dead.”

www.thesatirist.com/essays/why-e... by Michael Opest Integrity Today: Why Enterprising Students Should Buy Their Papers from Essay Mills As long as professors have given essay assignments, concerns about academic integrity have been linked to student learning.

www.thesatirist.com/poems/the-ch... by Walter Bowne I Down the hall, down the hall, Half a hall onward, All into the Classroom of Death Strode the six hundred. “Forward, the Teacher Brigade! “Charge those iPads!” he said. Into the Classroom of Death, Strode the six hundred ...