I’m not reading all that. I assume it’s just his long-winded way of saying that he wants us all to ignore the Epstein files when they are released on Friday.

That personal development: after holding only one campaign event in the 10 months since he announced, not a single person even remembered he was running.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

If Columbia wants to be a trade school, it shouldn’t be an Ivy.

Does anybody believe that space-based datacenters are a good idea - other than the companies who be paid to launch them into space?

Call me crazy, but it seems like the $1b would be better spent on hiring more air traffic controllers.

Looks like Cotton is auditioning to replace Whisky Pete when he’s finally forced to resign.

Why does the most corrupt President in history feel such affinity for the most corrupt organization in history? It's a puzzler.

Person whose job, reputation, and bonus depends on AI not being a bubble: "AI is not a bubble." Compelling.

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

With rare primary endorsement, environmental PAC backs Hannah Pingree for Maine governor mainemorningstar.com/briefs/with-...

What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?

we have to go back. to warn them.

“We want to look forward, not backward. Now is the time for bipartisan cooperation, not divisive finger pointing. I pledge to work with my friends across the aisle to bring the country together.” Cowards, charlatans, and short-sighted dipshits, the lot of ‘em.

Why can't we get players like that? www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...

Remember Alice? There's a song about Alice. #thanksgiving

Everybody went after HRC for calling Trump supporters "deplorable", but Karoline Leavitt is going to get away with calling his supporters misogynistic assholes?

If the President can't be prosecuted while he holds office, does that mean the statute of limitations clock is paused too?

Oh good. Penalty kicks.

The eternal question: is he lying or is he just an idiot?

I'm surprised he was able to be arrested. I thought Boston was a sanctuary city for people who cheat in MLB games.

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

While US venture capitalists were buying monkey jpegs, and DOGE coins, and figuring out how to get Black women fired, and tweeting about white birthrates, and trying to mandate which bathroom trans kids should use, China was making progress on climate change and taking the lead in a real industry.

Susan Collins voted yesterday to continue Trump's illegal extrajudicial killings at sea and his buildup for a war against Venezuela. Weirdly, this doesn't seem to have been mentioned in either the Press Herald or BDN. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I can't believe I haven't seen anybody call it a 'wich hunt yet.

This makes perfect sense if you think of OpenAI as a Ponzi scheme that's running out of marks. This is their last big play before Altman and friends skip town with the cash, and leave us holding the bag.

I'm old enough to remember when Dick Cheney was the worst president we'd had.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

By Trump's own rules, this means that the pardon is invalid. Sorry about your luck, CZ.

My fear has always been that when the collapse happens, it will be serious enough to absolutely clobber the economy, but not serious enough to take out the AI companies themselves. But, then I found some good news in this article...

If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules

Look, Blue Jays. I'm a 45 year old man. I don't bounce back like I used to. That 18 inning game messed my week up. You pull that again, I'll end up dead or fired. Let's get this done in 9.

Wishing you a deep-sea Halloween! 🎃 It may be spooky season, but really, the only thing scary about the deep sea is how little we have explored it. We’ve figured out the tricks on how to get down there, now it’s time to find the treats!

Nonstick cookware's life is so short, that it's crazy to use the expensive stuff. It doesn't matter if it cost $30 or $180, once it's scratched or worn, you've gotta replace it.

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

We really need a couple of federal judges to rule that a President's pardon power allows him to revoke pardons issued by previous Presidents. That might get some people to reassess the risk of their ongoing lawlessness. Sorry Hunter, but you're gonna have to take one for the team.

I don't understand what attracts people to these floating sewers, or why they're allowed to dock anywhere near civilization. www.pressherald.com/2025/10/24/c...

Make a movie food: Michelin Star Wars

I'm not saying it should be their main issue, but I would love to see a presidential candidate add a plank to the platform saying: We're tearing that dumb thing down and rebuilding the East Wing just like it was, but with better wiring and plumbing. And we're going to make Trump pay for it.

It seems like the nazi tattoo might actually help Platner siphon off a bunch of MAGA votes from Collins.

Nope. Too old, too pro-gun, and now too anti-democratic. www.bangordailynews.com/2025/10/16/p...

A couple of months ago, it was funny to see "Snow: 0.0" in the climate report every day. Now it feels like a threat.

30 seconds into the Janet Mills zoom: we’re dropping an ActBlue link into the chat. On top of the 3 texts I’ve gotten today.

What if Skynet, but stupid.

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

OpenAI is, to its core, a soulless, parasitic generator of toxic waste. Its implosion can't come soon enough. arstechnica.com/ai/2025/10/d...

"Altman said that ... he hadn’t expected the outcry." Every single line of this article makes it clear that Altman is an absolute idiot who has no business running a company of this size, with this much impact. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...