Fortunately, all those seashells are about to get washed away by a blue wave.

The idea of anyone in this administration calling anyone else’s words offensive represents an act of projection of such magnitude it makes Artemis II look like a backyard stomp rocket. managingeditor.substack.com/p/the-projec...

A picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, all thousand are, “Shit.”

Guys, they’ve gone along with a war with no strategy, destroying democracy, advancing climate change, surging inflation, abandoning science, bringing back measles, abandoning allies, attacking the Pope, and pretending to be Jesus. You thought they were gonna draw the line at supporting the ballroom.

Trump's rhetoric is a thousand times more violent than anything Kimmel has ever said. And Trump isn't joking.

This isn't a new phenomenon, but it is always interesting to see the person who controls X and has its most followed account engage with and spread unconfirmed information in the aftermath of a breaking incident.

It was an event filled with media and Trump is one breaking all the major news about the story. Irony survives again.

Trump’s reaction to the security incident in DC is the tagline for his entire presidency: “LET THE SHOW GO ON.”

Journalists and the officials destroying democracy got all dressed up to celebrate the co-creation of another season of the Trump Show.

The world coming out the backside is actually a perfect description for this era.

During a war focused on a body of water, Hegseth fired the secretary of the Navy, who had zero Naval experience when appointed. He’ll be replaced by a guy with a lot of Naval experience and also a lot of experience being a rabid partisan with sometimes fully crazy ideas. A Navy and a nation adrift.

Trump tried to rig the midterms. The rebels fought back. managingeditor.substack.com/p/the-gerrym...

Someone complained that the Dem win in Virginia wasn’t fair? I couldn’t hear their yelling over our cheering.

Jon Ossoff is tying the administration’s corruption to voters’ pocketbooks. This is the way.

The market needs to stop reacting to Trump’s crazy lies and start reacting to the fact we have a crazy liar in the White House.

So after bombing fishing boats in the Caribbean, we’re now blowing away cargo ships in the Strait? Are these really proud military achievements for the world’s most powerful nation?

One of the world's most evil, blustering, and duplicitous regimes over the past half century has been more honest and less verbally menacing during negotiations than the American president. I don't think we really have a grasp on how far this administration has dragged us down.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a few hundred times, I'm the stock market.

Quantum computing is going to arrive just in time to provide the scale we’ll need to add up all the damage Trump has done.

Trump famously tore up the agreement that included this: “Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop, or acquire any nuclear weapons.” Maybe we should have fought this war with a roll of Scotch Tape.

Except he keeps all the cake for himself. apnews.com/article/trum...

If Jesus is really in favor of this war, maybe he can offer a strategy to win it.

Political Career Elegy.

You laugh, but her first client was JD Vance’s political career.

Little excursion, huh (good God y'all) What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again

Shouldn't some of his other behavior have sparked a backlash? www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Everyone is stepping down from Congress. But Congress hasn’t even existed for nearly two years.

I mean the craziest part of this is the idea that Trump would tip.

It's telling that: a) he caught enough pushback from the religious right to delete something, which he almost never does b) those people have not used this influence to cross him on anything more substantive than a gross but fundamentally superficial aesthetic insult to their brand

The weird thing is that usually Trump is a big fan of guys with pointy hats.

Just for like a few minutes, the Pope should part the Strait of Hormuz.

Now if only I could convince JD Vance to root for the Dodgers.

What a shame a US administration idolized and supported Orban. What a joyful relief that Hungarians told them all to eff themselves.

Guys, relax. A blockade times a blockade equals a positive.

The only war Trump won was the one on parody.

We had to go to the far side of the moon to get a reminder of the decency, diversity, and joyful endeavors of humans here on Earth.

They’re playing checkers. But we’re playing Vance.

Swalwell either has to drop out or run as a Republican.

Putting the dick in dictator since 2016.

Iran has demanded that the peace negotiations with Vance take place in a donut shop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDvk...

What if the 25th amendment came with a trophy…

Don’t let in outsiders because they’re too dangerous, says a guy who threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

We didn't get nearly these many details about why he went to war with Iran.

You can dissect Trump's motivations for any move in two seconds. Melania stumped us on the first try. www.ms.now/news/melania...

Housewives of DC just had one hell of an episode.

only 12% of europeans polled across six countries see the united states as a close ally. 36% see it as a threat.

Financial Times issues a correction that defines an era.

Meanwhile...

The Pakistani Prime Minister who was the intermediary for the ceasefire tweeted yesterday that it included Lebanon