When asked if Jesus “will return to Earth someday,” more than half of all U.S. adults (55%), including three-quarters of Christians, said this will happen. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

"The point of this kind of flex isn’t Jim Comey any more than it’s Tish James or the New York Times. The point is that after he comes for them, he can come for you. That’s how authoritarians work, how they have always worked, and it’s why it’s useful to read the Niemöller poem backward."

Kimmel 2028 youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?...

Two things to keep in mind as Kimmel returns to the air. 1. He won't say anything negative about Charlie Kirk. 2. He didn't say anything about Charlie Kirk before.

It’s Mental Heath Awareness Day at the UN.

Shana Tova.

I don’t know about you, but I’m popping Tylenol like tic tacs from here on out.

Trump press conferences are the only time I really need Tylenol.

It's sort of perfect that Kimmel is returning to the airwaves to ring in the Jewish new year. Jimmy's not Jewish, but he's definitely funny enough to be.

Just got back from the Laver Cup, the last place where the USA is still part of the World team.

The character being tested is ours. We've seen that character wilt in our institutions, our universities, and our corporate boardrooms, in a parade of rapid-fire knee-bending. We've been let down over and over. But Jimmy Kimmel didn't let us down. managingeditor.substack.com/p/the-jimmy-...

Disney just turned our Democracy into a Mickey Mouse operation.

All of our institutions and corporations and leaders are betraying us.

The 3 stages of grief: denial, anger, ballroom

Trump says we should be more like China and have quick trials. I sort of agree with him when it comes to insurrection cases.

Like other acts of murder, the latest example is another tragic American chapter. Because of our reaction to it, from the Oval Office to the bubbling social media cauldron of misinformed rage it mirrors, it's also sadly predictive of more violence to come. managingeditor.substack.com/p/this-is-us

OJ is gonna find the real birthday card signer.

The new AirPods can measure heartbeat, so Apple will know how excited you are when Siri finally gets decent.

As far as I can tell, the Democrats main strategy is to spam-text us twenty times a day. Instead of saying STOP to Trump, they've gotten us to say STOP to texts.

Guys, I'm beginning to think that Trump hangs around with unsavory people, mistreats women and girls, and lies about stuff when confronted.

@gaberivera.bsky.social happy 20th! There’s still something left of the good old internet!

I guess Trump can pretend they weren’t booing him at the US Open, they were just yelling Bruuuuce!

Menace, anyone? www.nytimes.com/athletic/660...

The Department of War Against Tom Hanks. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

We shouted out Who Killed the Kennedys when after all, it was a Kennedy trying to kill you and me.

The job numbers are bad and they’re gonna get even worse when Trump fires the people who measure the job numbers.

Old school selfie. —Ansel Adams.

Judge: Google must give up exclusive search deals. People under 20: What's search?

Give every person in the country access to semiautomatic weapons. Call in National Guard because violent crime is on the rise.

Today we salute all the workers laboring to convince us Trump is somewhere he’s not participating in an activity he actually did last week. Make America Obfuscate Again.

The resistance finally brought a sandwich to a ketchup throwing fight.

Trump said he’s ended 10 wars. The Cracker Barrel logo wars makes it 11.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged? I hadn't even heard they were dating...

Shocking News… www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

You can read the psych-ops on Trump in a coloring book.

Trump set the bar low and was dragged under it.

Welcome to another day of American shame.

US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.

Just when one imagines we'd need to imbibe, swill, guzzle, pound, swig, sip, nip, swallow, quaff, booze, indulge, binge, chug, knock a few back, and hit the bottle more than ever, we're actually hardly drinking at all. In short, life sucks, but we don't. managingeditor.substack.com/p/a-drinking...

Trump is deploying troops against an imaginary enemy in DC before heading to Alaska to surrender to a real one.

On one hand, if Tim Cook can get Apple's stock to rise by 10% by giving a president a little gold trinket, it's a good deal. On the other hand, if CEOs have to bribe a U.S. dictator with gifts to be successful, the whole American stock market should be plummeting.

Nothing is a better symbol of this era than the fact that we spend much of our day typing and sending the word STOP.

Buy low, sell high. Does that adage still apply to the stock market? These days, buy when a company's CEO is kissing the president's ass and sell when the president is calling for the ouster of a company's CEO probably works just as well. managingeditor.substack.com/p/full-of-bu...

From Vance’s Epstein strategy dinner: “OK folks, we need to figure out a way to continue a massive pedophilia coverup. But first, who wants to say grace?"

Perhaps no trend is more surreal than the constant complaining by those who have become impossibly rich impossibly quickly that America's too-woke, too-liberal, too-empathetic, too-socialistic, too-regulated system is somehow rigged against them. managingeditor.substack.com/p/when-it-re...

Luckily, sports will always provide a respite from Trump News. Let me just open up my ESPN app…

Wanna know when America was great? When someone said Epstein and this is what you pictured.

The day the Access Hollywood tape was released.

So CBS sides with a dictator and Murdoch’s WSJ stands firm for democracy? Every day really may be a secret.