Broke my streak and got into my first internet fight in 3 years and tbh I regret nothing

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

I showed you my lure plz respond

Thank God I’m not funny.

Channeling all of my frustrations and disappointments and disdain into painting silly hats for me and Piper to run amok in

Hahahahaha I made a small mistake at work and now I will spend the next 2 weeks beating myself up over it hahahahaha

Went to the coolest pinball arcade bar, Pyramid Scheme, with my husband on our anniversary weekend. I got totally hooked on the LoTR machine and we blew through our entire bag of quarters in just a few hours. The bartender liked Piper's muppet impression so much that he bought us a round too!

Just finished playing through Graveyard Keeper last night and decided to finally get myself Grounded and I'm absolutely LOVING it. I know fighting bugs doesn't seem like fun for a bug lover, but I only fight the ones that try to eat me first, and it's fair game since they're bigger than me

Worst episode of MTV Cribs

Started Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell tonight! Just got to the end of the first chapter/section, and I won't post spoilers (I have also never seen the movie). But also to those who have read this book, wtf was that??? I am looking forward to seeing what happens next! 📚💙

Found a red-headed bush cricket, a.k.a. "handsome trig" (Phylloalpus pulchellus). Did not know that's what these were called until today. And you know what? Same. #insects #entomology #bugs #cricket #handsometrig

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I am fuckin exhausted but the new shelf is up, a new clothing rack is up, and things are all falling into placeeeee Destroying the evil Contractor Beige one room at a time 💪

Painting in the former spare bedroom and soon-to-be library is complete!!! Tomorrow I set up the B I G shelf and I am so stoked!!!

Good morning!

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Books moved ✅️ It doesn't look like a lot to some I'm sure, but I've read 85% of these and refuse to let them go. Tomorrow I paint the walls, and Saturday I get to re-organize these badbois on their new shelf!

It's all fun and games until it is time to move all of your books

A little something to take the edge off

Beating the heat

Sketch VS Final

The Packard Motors Proving Grounds (b.1928) Shelby Township, Macomb County Michigan. Designed by renowned #Detroit architect Albert Kahn. These grounds were also used to test the tanks produced in Warren by #Chrysler #photography #architecture #tudor #packard #historic #shelbytwp #macomb #michigan

Sketchin pals

I just used a nice jar I'd saved for quick pickles last night because I do not surround myself with negativity

no need for further discourse: you're working class if you have a bedtime

Look how pretty this ube iced coffee is 😍

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

I have a lifelong friend who I grew up with who now has a baby of her own. At her wedding, her "something borrowed" was my wisdom tooth in a tiny glass jar that we tied up under her dress. She is now thinking about when her son grows up getting to tell the tale of how she had "Aunt Mow's" tooth ❤️

‘bridge’ is short for rebrigerator

I love to bake, so I will never balk at cake prices at bakeries. I just happily dropped $80 for an allergen-free cake. Is $80 worth it for a 10-person cake? Yes, because it saves me 6-8 hours of my own time & supplies, and I can tackle my other pertinent tasks on Friday instead of baking all day.

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Can't post this to FB because I'm not sure some of my elderly relatives would survive the words, "tongue-punching my soft palate." But to my small following here, please enjoy this conversation with my friend about the rosemary stuck in my eustachian tube, formatted into easy-to-read squares. (1/7)

Hi please have this repost of this cute baby being a cute baby. Thank you for your time.

Got the 'rona from a benefit last weekeend, so this weekend I played a lot of #REPO with the gang and ate spicy sosij just to feel something

Happy Monday

I think the most annoying thing about AI, beside that it's attempting to squeeze the life out of creative industries, is agonizing over making something worthy of being seen while some lazy ass dork whines that he isn't being handed an adoring audience because he pushed a button.

GORDON RAMSAY: The contestant who will not be moving on, I'm sorry to say... (Chefs brace) RAMSAY: ...is Dylan. (breakaway confessional interview. A seething pile of rats forms the rough semblance of a human mouth) RATMOUTH: The relief when Gordon called Dylan's name was just unbelievable

I was out fishing, and my friend happened upon a labubu that had gotten caught on his hook. I was enchanted by it. He could not have it. It was mine. It was my precious Labubu.

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

Waking up to an email from the library saying your hold is ready for pick up is the best kind of way to start the day

A commercial that's like, "I have no idea how good my DNA is. Life is a complex series of factors that influence each other. Environmental conditions account for so much. Perhaps I'd be a different person if I was raised in the taiga. Not to mention cultural norms and social expectations. Old Navy"

I make a lot of offhand jokes about being a dumbass to my friends, but truthfully I am not a dumbass. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy though because then some friends actually start treating me like I am a dumbass and then I realize I was the dumbass for saying I'm a dumbass in the first place.

i know you’re joking but let me address this post w joyless gravity

“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser