Important: there is a pub in Holborn where a cat wears a ruff. His name is The General

It Follows (2014)

Keep thinking about this bit from @garbageday.email. "The American right wing finally gets to be the victims they’ve always seen themselves as."

Look forward to your Reform Government: I'm sure they all pay their stamp duty xoxox

Having lived by the River Thames for the past two decades, I sometimes forget how GORGEOUS a vast expanse of sea can be. The view from Meadfoot Beach ❤️

My old friend @jasonarnopp.bsky.social needs to go private to sort his head and neck cancer. It’s urgent. He’s a good guy. Take a look and do what you can. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

Bedtime

Nobody expects a Community reference in Coronation Street. Troy and Abed in the Rovers! 🎶 #Community #CoronationStreet

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

In films, people saying 'What is this place?' is worse for breaking the suspension of disbelief than a Wilhelm Scream.

Mr Charlie Chaplin spontaneously wrapped himself up like a nun tonight to pay his respects to His Holiness. 😔

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

(watching 24 for the first time) damn, this guy looks rough for 24

If Europe is so pathetic how come our cheese fucken slaps

new Icelandic volcano just dropped

Algorithm: I noticed you lingered on this picture of a frog for 14 seconds Me: I was busy sneezing Algorithm: I've got some more frogs for you Me: I don't w--..." Algorithm: Frog freak

My first laugh of the day: listening to the Rest Is Entertainment podcast and they're discussing Jeff Bezos buying Bond. Marina Hyde: "It's so depressing. He was on Twitter asking 'Who should be the next James Bond?'" Richard Osman: "You're not the Radio Berkshire Breakfast Show, mate, come on."

The Conversation is one of the greatest movies ever made and that alone makes Gene Hackman a solid-gold legend. But then he did everything else, too! Staggering. What a career. 🤯 RIP, icon.

And today I learnt - AGAIN - that you need to close your kitchen window when you fill up the ground pepper in the pepper shaker 🤦‍♀️

He's running out of things to destroy. At some point, after looking around for ways to make people miserable, he'll go into every American home to steal all their spoons

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

The moment Twitter peaked

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

Perfect ball of fluff 🧶

“Because I have common sense”

Went to the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition today and these were my favourite shots. (Alas, as always, not one chinchilla. Bastards.)

What I’ve learnt from this series is that people hate kind people #thetraitors

For Charlotte. #TheTraitors

This is what happens when you don't even know who Columbo is. #TheTraitors

[laments the fact that video rental stores folded before the dawn of The Rise of Skywalker because I so would've put a picture of Oscar Isaac saying "Somehow, Palpatine returned his tapes" over the video tape return drop slot void chasm thing]

I hope this cardiologist doesn't start chanting "Kali Ma" like my old one used to

The media after Elon did the salute

The only good thing about Elon Musk gleefully performing Nazi salutes is that it's always 100% okay to punch a Nazi, and so now it's just a question of forming an orderly queue.

It means it would've caught fire and he knew it

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday

Going into this rather weird Monday with the energy of my chinchilla squeaking with joy in his new paper-bag burrow.

How can someone married to Melania be afraid of frostbite?

I don't always see eye-to-eye with Marina Hyde but bloody hell, can she write. She ensures Neil Gaiman leaves this column as a puddle of quivering, previously predatorial goo. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

When you’re getting murdered at 8 but you’re going to ABBA Voyage at 10 #thetraitors

i will never let men off the hook for making misogynist art because david lynch, an old cornpone white guy from montana, was able to make one of the only television shows that took violence against women seriously and, in fact, framed child sexual abuse as a legitimately apocalpytic evil

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

"COOP, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA." RIP David Lynch, you gloriously silly, dear, terrifying, bonkers old man. 💔

Just had a Creme Egg. I've no idea what it tasted of, but it certainly wasn't chocolate. There are four more in this box but I don't think I'll ever eat another one 😞 Shame on you, Cadbury, for selling your soul to the tasteless Yanks.

"Who's Columbo?" Freddy, you are DEAD TO ME

In 1991, I saw Tony on stage at Teddington Studios with Mike McShane, doing a sketch show called S&M. It was such a privilege to see him having fun. I bloody loved him. 💔

Monday's squirrel.

Oh yes, look at him, all cute and fluffy and sleepy on my knees. It's hard to believe that just five minutes ago, this sweet little bundle of fur just BIT ME ON THE BOOB and ran away. 😡