"It will be a people versus the establishment by-election" says public school educated ex stockbroker who lunches in Mayfair clubs.

This Brit nails it. #Immigration

Children aren't the problem. Ban anyone over the age of 30 who still uses facebook and can't tell if a AI video of Nigel Farage getting off with Churchill is real or not.

🔥 Now just under 81,000

Seems like the gloves are off with Starmer. Calling out Farage and Brexit directly. About time.

Go 'ed #Starmer! He's absolutely right, Farage is a chancer and a grifter 👏🏼 Brexit was a pile of dogsh!t and it needed saying out loud. FINALLY 😌

It’s going to be a busy few weeks keeping track of all the racists, criminals & weirdos elected on Farage’s ticket.

Which is the backwards country now, United States?

my grandparents had dementia and one quirk of the disease is that they could all recognize what a set of car keys was but if you gave them the car keys and told them to start a car they really struggled. every time he brags about this test I think about that.

I dislike how, when you’re an adult, time passes in such a way that it feels like you go to the dentist weekly

You gotta give to the GOP. They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for

Dr Oz revealed that Donald Trump thinks diet soda kills cancer cells because it kills grass, in case you were wondering how the stable genius is getting on – 21 biggest facepalms www.thepoke.com/2026/04/15/d...

Seems reasonable. He appears to be administering the UV light he claimed could cure Covid. In the next frame he is injecting the patient with bleach.

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

Beautifully put.

Nigel Farage was screaming to scrap furlough because it was a waste of money, while he had already claimed £120,000 for himself. He is a fraud every word is a lie.

Finnish President Alexander Stubb, "Brexit was a colossal mistake" "I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit" "It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot" "It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"

I'm glad Louis Theroux did a doc on the manosphere because now men are actually interested in hearing about it Note to self get a man to front a doc on PCOS, the wage gap and Gisele Pelicot

Operation Epic Fury is like something Jay from the Inbetweeners would come up with

I'm genuinely worried about how frail and emaciated Kelly Osbourne looks. Whatever she's going through I hope she regains her health 💔 #brits

Mate, it was 1066. Move on.

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.

Stephen's face in the turret with Rachel and Fiona #thetraitors

Always good to see a fellow cat appear on #DuvetKnowItsChristmas - for any of my friends that haven't seen it before, it's shepherded by @rhodri.biz and sees people sharing pictures of their temporary sleeping arrangements while visiting family or friends on Christmas Eve. It's a delight x

Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just now:

#strictly I think Alex may have peaked early in the competition, I love her but I can't see her going much further now 😬

Just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching two lads trying keys in locks #imaceleb

Ross King doing the pasodoble while dressed as someone from Thunderbirds #strictly

Vito's kindness makes me cry. What a beautiful human he is 😭 #strictly

Thomas Skinner is like Rob Beckett's Wario #strictly

Watching this Pulp set

When a government cancels a $50 million suicide hotline for LGBTQ teens, but keeps its $92 million birthday parade for its president, it is no longer a great, or even a good country. It’s a tinpot dictatorship.

Corrie viewers be like #cbbuk

That pants licking thing gave me the ick. Why would he ask anyone to do that? I think he enjoyed it #cbbuk

There's something not adding up with the online reactions to #CBB this year. There's an awful lot of FB commenters defending Mickey to the death, no matter how he behaves. You might be inclined to think a lot of these comments are paid for to put him in a good light 🤖 but who knows

I sometimes feel like I'm numb to shocking things living through these crazy times, but then I'm reminded Michael Fabricant's hair exists #CBB #celebritybigbrother

Another unvaccinated child has died from the measles in Texas. There are over 600 cases in the US right now. Letting children die to a completely preventable disease is absolute insanity.

BREAKING: “I’ve been really clear we are not having chlorinated chicken in the UK” Chief Secretary to the Treasury Darren Jones 👏

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this Scottish guy defending Trümp on James OBrien's show James "where do you get your news" Mad caller "Breitbart News" ...These people walk amongst us 😵‍💫

BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..

“President Putin's Russia violates our borders to assassinate opponents, manipulates elections…organises cyber attacks .. attempts to manipulate our opinions with lies published on social media & ..is testing our limits..in the air, at sea, in space & on our screens” Emmanuel Macron

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered US Cyber Command to halt offensive operations against Russia, according to a current official and two former officials briefed on the secret instructions. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...

I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot