Stephen's face in the turret with Rachel and Fiona #thetraitors

Always good to see a fellow cat appear on #DuvetKnowItsChristmas - for any of my friends that haven't seen it before, it's shepherded by @rhodri.biz and sees people sharing pictures of their temporary sleeping arrangements while visiting family or friends on Christmas Eve. It's a delight x

Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just now:

#strictly I think Alex may have peaked early in the competition, I love her but I can't see her going much further now 😬

Just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching two lads trying keys in locks #imaceleb

Ross King doing the pasodoble while dressed as someone from Thunderbirds #strictly

Vito's kindness makes me cry. What a beautiful human he is 😭 #strictly

Thomas Skinner is like Rob Beckett's Wario #strictly

Watching this Pulp set

When a government cancels a $50 million suicide hotline for LGBTQ teens, but keeps its $92 million birthday parade for its president, it is no longer a great, or even a good country. It’s a tinpot dictatorship.

Corrie viewers be like #cbbuk

That pants licking thing gave me the ick. Why would he ask anyone to do that? I think he enjoyed it #cbbuk

There's something not adding up with the online reactions to #CBB this year. There's an awful lot of FB commenters defending Mickey to the death, no matter how he behaves. You might be inclined to think a lot of these comments are paid for to put him in a good light 🤖 but who knows

I sometimes feel like I'm numb to shocking things living through these crazy times, but then I'm reminded Michael Fabricant's hair exists #CBB #celebritybigbrother

Another unvaccinated child has died from the measles in Texas. There are over 600 cases in the US right now. Letting children die to a completely preventable disease is absolute insanity.

BREAKING: “I’ve been really clear we are not having chlorinated chicken in the UK” Chief Secretary to the Treasury Darren Jones 👏

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this Scottish guy defending Trümp on James OBrien's show James "where do you get your news" Mad caller "Breitbart News" ...These people walk amongst us 😵‍💫

BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..

“President Putin's Russia violates our borders to assassinate opponents, manipulates elections…organises cyber attacks .. attempts to manipulate our opinions with lies published on social media & ..is testing our limits..in the air, at sea, in space & on our screens” Emmanuel Macron

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered US Cyber Command to halt offensive operations against Russia, according to a current official and two former officials briefed on the secret instructions. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...

I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot

This is tea ☕️

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Every time you don't buy a book from Amazon, but use a good indie store who actually values the sale & treats you & your purchase with respect, the sun shines brighter, floofy puppies gambol in fresher grass, & Jeff Bezos's piles sting for just a biiiit longer. Sounds GREAT to me. Buy independent.

One act of kindness a day.

Remember in Matilda when her dad gets furious that she can read and amuse herself with books, simply because he can’t stand education and his smart daughter highlights his lack of moral character and intelligence?

Whoop! I’ve left Insta so this is good news!

Macy Gray looked like she couldn't get out of there quick enough 😬 #themaskedsinger

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

Linda is absolutely hilarious. I can't cope with her reaction to Livi going #Traitors

Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls

I'm so invested in #Traitors already Claudia: "Traitors!" Linda: ...

1/ So, where were we? Oh yep, #duvetknowitschristmas. Firstly, some admin: Twitter/X has evidently been run into the ground by a preening, self-radicalised clot, so while there's a slim possibility that this annual celebration might be thriving over there, I won't know cos I won't be looking.

That's up there with one of the best Wallace and Gromit adventures. Perfect family Christmas TV. Absolutely brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Perfectly put

I think this should be kind of a big deal: Elon Musk tweeting at 1:03am, “Only the AfD can save Germany.” The AfD is Germany’s neo-Nazi party.

Really enjoying #BlackDoves and I'm especially loving that Keira Knightley unapologetically looks her age and looks absolutely beautiful 😍 Such a welcome contrast to the trend of trout-in-a-windtunnel celebrity clones with faces that don't move

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

The fact that we could recreate Celebrity Cyclone in the street tonight #Imaceleb #stormdarragh

Shirley getting all unnecessary over Pete every week 🔥 #strictly

Definitely a night to batten down the hatches away from Storm Darragh and enjoy the #strictly semi final. Its biblical out there 💨🍃

As much as I love Oti, she got 4 free passes through immunity, not two. It doesn't really feel fair #imaceleb

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

If you’d told me on Jan 6th 2021 that the man responsible for that horrific attack would end up returning to the office he tried to steal that day, and that he’d do so after calling the attackers “heroes” & “hostages” he was going to pardon, I’d have thought you were out of your damn mind. And yet…