Wait, how are they both juniors?

I found out earlier today myself

Oh my god. @reginageorgebush.bsky.social did we know this!

Yep!

So frustrating for them knowing that Trump is a walking crime spree, with a trail of evidence he's trying to hide, but no matter how hard they try they can't find any evidence against the people on Trump's revenge tour list.

How the Reflecting Pool Turned Green: Missing ‘Bubblers’ and a Rush Job Bulky “nanobubbler” machines were carted off ahead of a promotional event for President Trump’s Ultimate Fighting Championship birthday party. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...

I am once again bringing you important Canadian cultural news in The Beaverton

The beatings will continue until the Reflecting Pool improves.

NOmaste.

“Anyone caught reflecting at the reflecting pool will be arrested!”

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

They were the Savannah Sand Gnats before leaving town for Columbia and thus indirectly giving birth to the @thesavbananas.bsky.social !

“There are exactly 57 card-carrying members of the Communist Party in the State Department…”

Tell me something ordinary but magnificent

So Supergirl: what I can say is that I wish it had been better than it was because Milly Alcock is very charming and well cast.

Oh fuck yeah dude I always forget you're from my hometown. Next time I'm in GR I'll have to swing by Schulers! I spent probably DAYS there when I was younger.

Hey hey! Fighting in the Dark just dropped on Apple Books. books.apple.com/us/book/figh...

Never been a better time to pick up copies of my other books in my opinion. This link will support my local bookseller and get you signed copies. schulerbooks.com/authorarmoxon

Hey guess what! My book is available for preorder! Tell everyone! Don't not tell everyone! Read more about what to do about this breaking news: www.the-reframe.com/fighting-in-...

Heads up for next week: the House will be debating and voting on HR 7757, the KIDS Act, which contains a revised version of KOSA. What's more terrifying is this bill is listed in the batch of bills to be brought up on Monday, which means the GOP doesn't expect much opposition to it passing.

Frankly, this is a five-alarm fire type of bill. This bill will destroy free speech online and surrender our rights to Trump on a silver platter. Reps have left DC for the week, but their offices should be open for another ~20 minutes. Call today if you can and/or first thing Monday morning.

Ugh, just because President special boy must have everything he wants and desires 😵‍💫

GREAT SCOOP from @michaelscherer.bsky.social: National Park Service projects are now being defunded to cover President Trump’s Washington renovation spree. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Ugh 😡

A new granite walkway Refinishing the wall Cheap imitation gold We’re having a ball Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering darkness My head grew heavy and my mind dim I realised all this was pointless Welcome to Trump’s White House

Just immense levels of looting. He’s starving our parks to redesign DC as his personal palace.

“More than 900 Park Service projects that were expected to be funded this year never received the money…” Including a “$424,000 guardrail replacement on the cliff edge of Black Canyon in Colorado’s Gunnison National Park, a project needed to rectify a ‘significant safety hazard for visitors.’”

“Taxpayer spending on projects in the National Capital Region has increased 92 percent over the past year, according to the budget documents. The windfall draws on revolving maintenance accounts and more than $100 million in fees collected almost entirely from National Parks elsewhere.”

“In order to pay for the president’s projects, the parks have had to cancel needed repairs, slash their budgets, and operate with fewer employees.”

A new granite walkway. Refinishing the wall to glue those hideous gold accents. Trump claimed he was paying for all of it. He lied. They’ve been looting the National Parks.

hail to the thief

Three more French EDF reactors go down with record-shattering heat wave! Why? In order to comply with the temperature limits for the Rhône and Seine rivers, EDF must shut down reactors to avoid further heating the rivers with power plant discharges of cooling water www.franceinfo.fr/environnemen...

I was right. The war begins again. @angrystaffer.bsky.social

cool cool cool

Now that is a lede.

Aaron Lewis apparently isn’t loved at whatever manufacturer is printing his new album. loudwire.com/aaron-lewis-...

It's actually pretty smart of them to have this event on the day when most conservative men have absolutely nothing else planned, Father's Day www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...

The roughly 15,300-square-foot home features a walnut staircase and a curved glass wall overlooking the yard. on.wsj.com/4g36lbH

why is everything so goddamn expensive?! i don't have TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS to spend on a 90 minute boat ride! i wouldn't spend TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS to SAVE MY OWN LIFE

i will simply print out the wikipedia page about the chicago skyline and see if we can find a kayak

i was going to take the lads on a "chicago architecture boat tour" because they love boats and i love history but they charge an absurd service fee per ticket so it's like $200 for one woman and two small children even in the middle of the day on a weekday so fucking nevermind

Listen to my thoughts about marine carbon dioxide removal, but do it at 1.25x speed. Listen for the plug for renewable energy, transit, and bicycles at the end.

Zine version of the Guardian interview with some of the Prairieland defendants. historyiswhat.noblogs.org/files/2026/0...

Further evidence to support @neolithicsheep.bsky.social's opinion that the ocean wants to kill you.

This coming from the guy who uses the Fox News junior staffer pool to hunt for dates.

it's fucked up i don't know how to make strawberry margs or banana daiquiris or any other blended cocktails considering i bought a powerful-enough-for-ice retro blender at an estate sale SPECIFICALLY FOR DRINKS. like i already have a blender. this is the drinks blender