Damn, I was really hoping Captive Forehead would neck himself over losing his Twitter account. Unfortunate.

Rip to one of the high lords of fuck jams 🫡

I watched you change.

The entire staff of T&P is former military, goddamn

if newsmax can refuse to sign a loyalty pledge to pete hegseth then the nations colleges and universities can refuse to sign a binding settlement requiring them to do DEI for nazis and hasbarists

Note line on the check from Chorus says 'post the dumbest shit you can think of'

Praxis = living in a sewer

Canadian Pedophile DOWN

Everyone saying "make weird art!" you better fucking mean it. There better not be an unspoken "but not too weird" tacked on at the end.

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Okay you should have been doing this in 2016 but nows as good a time as any I guess!

it's not real until you cash out.

Mobile suit carcinization

I know there are official and unofficial gunpla of the Zank with guns I want official gunpla of THIS one.

I feel like Lord Zedd would be unpleasantly sticky. Sorta how if you spilled soda and let it dry, but... Thick.

This is killing me

I have never heard of this event but this thread is fantastic

Well uh. The name is accurate I suppose lol

Gigachad behavior

Thank you Annapurna for my life I am buying this the second it's available

it's not FOR us

I don't really have a dog in this fight because I'm 30 or 40 years old but like Didn't Ethan and Hila The Hired Killer Klein kill their dog by trying to make dog foie gras

White Glint fanart drawing #Art #Mecha #Fanart #ArmoredCore #SciFi

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I hope the shutdown goes for like 6 months and we get Bonus Army 2: 5.56 Boogaloo

you know I'm honestly all for people being made to experience third shift at least a little so they're not raging assholes to people in their lives who keep that schedule but this is a bit much

They're gonna get me, a 36 year old man with no interest in dolls, to buy a Monster High doll

So they essentially flooded the California market with an old design liable to this conversion for 15 more years! Nearly every other state has been allowing the sale of non-convertible Glocks since 2010 😆 Kamala Harris was SF DA, CA Attorney General, Senator and Vice President during this timeframe

Oh, and I'll leave you with this, since I appreciate you engaging; this IS a confusing patchwork of legislation: California created this problem. Gen 4, 5 Glocks aren't easily converted like this. Only Gen 3. But California, in its infinite wisdom, refused to approve the newer Glock designs.

Huh. Just noticed a strange hooded figure at the periphery of my daily life. Hope it’s not me from the future trying to stop a horrific event from occurring but accidentally creating a closed time-travel loop that guarantees it due to her interference, lol. Hang on a sec, someone’s at the door

another reminder the vast majority of rightoid gunfuckers are, in fact, dumb fudds.

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

Happy 15th anniversary to the wrongest post in history

"jon whats your zombie apocalypse plan. what do you do if the zombies come" well if the toilets stop working im fucking offing myself becuase thats how you know its all over and also i cant shit

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth on stream. it makes chat very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a mod and the rest of chat trying to enjoy the stream. this is your final warning.

Can we crowdfund giving Fetterman another stroke or something

A monster’s mother

I'm not a huge VH fan but Diamond Dave is a *fascinating* dude. He got trained as an EMT at ~45 y/o, actually went on calls. He also spent several years in Japan learning sumi-e and calligraphy??? These are all his work! Real mf renaissance man, just doing shit.

Never seen a labeler get poster’s madness before. What a time to be alive.

UNLIMITED RAKE WORKS

Taught myself a skill today!

Unrelated but how did we end up with at *least* two black stone building plazas with a bright red Calder stabile What the fuck

Lol