"Words. What do they mean?"

Nellie, you in danger, girl.

#SpotifyWrapped2025?

These pants ride up when I sit.

I'll have the Grand Slam, please. #SpottedInPortland

By my calculations...

Strong floor, no ceiling

"SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION!"

US drug interdiction policy, 2025: execute fishermen on high seas without evidence or trial. Pardon high profile convicted traffickers.

Somebody's about to see the undercarriage of a bus. Another sycophant who thought she was actually inside the inner circle.

He flew too close to the sun, thinking he could grift alongside the Grifter-in-Chief. A reminder to all the sycophants... you are not, nor will you ever be admitted into the orange shitgibbon's circle. www.ms.now/news/trump-k...

There's a tacit assertion here that he knows some of his orders are illegal.

Hey, ABC. How did that $16M knee bend work out?

Gym Jordan wrestling with his demons.

MBS making strong commitment to try and not kill and dismember Khashoggi a second time.

Finally! The GOP has released details of the comprehensive healthcare plan they've been honing for the last 10 years!

Uh?

Hey, @nytimes.com. By "blending," do you mean corruption, grift, or perhaps criminality, licentiousness, or profligacy?

Von Munchausen by tariff. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

"I was going to try to explain to my child why I was charged and convicted of something I didn't do, but while contemplating this fanciful task, my child wandered off, and now she is missing."

But I have been repeatedly told by this administration...

'Narco-terrorists' isn't a thing. Terrorism is political, selling narcotics is financial. They're just ginning up scary boogety-boogety words to justify blowing people up without due process.

But her emails

Don't be intentionally dumb. This "$2000 tariff rebate" bullshit is just that. 1) Treasury hasn't collected enough money to cover that number, and 2) it's not shitbag's personal kitty to spend as he pleases. Money coming out of Treasury is authorized by Congress... and it has not.

Mar-a-Lago face?

Out at the library having the time of my life reading with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, reading too.

Schumer got his shutdown deal!

Effin Senate Dems timeline cleanse. #DogsOfBluesky

I'm still waiting on my February DOGE dividend check from this fucking charlatan.

"I have absolutely zero understanding of risk distribution, but I'm going to USE ALL CAPS so you don't realize it."

Anti-woke

Bananas www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/w...

The guy hasn't even started the job and he's already getting rid of predatory businesspeople and asshole cops!

"Can the workplace be saved by requiring lady workers to make sandwiches for the real workers?" By Ross Douthat and some lady worker

Maybe he's talking pre-1624.

"In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea, loser of election."

This is a Monty Python skit, isn't it?

That's two.

Chief spokesperson for the Millerites prognosticates.

"Vote for me, Philippe Pétain"

First draft of headline went with Leviticus 'til they looked it up.

They want us to make babies to feed the Machine but they don't want the brown babies, just the white babies, but they don't want to pay a living wage so we can feed the babies and they don't want to fund schools so we can educate the babies.

Stupid or liar? We report, you decide.

Longest long game Soros Dem Socialist plant in human history.

"These brave patriots gave their lives, fighting for your right to own the libs."

ICE Barbie dressing up as a Nazi asshole piece of shit.