I guess I never really understood the term 'ceasefire' like I thought I did.

"...It was their final, most essential command."

Staff drawing straws to determine who's gonna tell him.

National Guard in counterinsurgency deployment to win the hearts and minds of the algae.

Maybe they should paint the bottom of the Reflecting Pool green to see if it turns the water blue. #sciency

Crime caught on camera.

The reflecting pool is trump's Green New Deal.

"Bunny goes around the tree, in the hole, and out to me. Pull the ears, and set them free!"

Remember when the military's "warrior ethos" was called operational readiness? Good thing we're not at war with anybody. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

Done.

These GEICO commercials are very specific.

It's a chloro-fighta, if you will.

Quit referring to Haberman and Swan "reporting" current revelations. It's clips from a book. They're hawking a book. They knew about this egregious shit for a long fucking time, but instead of timely reporting, they saved it for a fucking book. Because book money better than backstopping democracy.

White House Circusmaxxing.

The Scaffolding Channel. All scaffolding, all the time.

AS IT HAPPENS! www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

Archimedes lied!

Hey, @pfrazee.com. Egregious UI bug here. It's new as of today. Click ellipses menu on a post, click Block account. Confirmation box pops up, then MOVES the Block confirmation button out from under click and replaces with Cancel. Chrome browser on Galaxy S10U tab, everything fully patched up.

Big Sean Spicer vibe.

This administration doesn't release full files.

Apparently we are all on the Signal chat.

This is more panty sniffer than patriot.

"Pioneer" just invented pre-1886 milk.

Yeah, my daily driver is a 50+ year old diesel with an operational hand crank starter. When Snake Plissken's EM pulse wipes out the world's electronics, I'll be giving people rides around the block.

"Fuck you and your kids. I've got milk to move."

OK, like you're five... Vote counts update in batches. Those batches are largely by precinct. Precincts are somewhat analogous to neighborhoods. Neighborhoods often vote similarly. So... when a new batch of votes comes in, it often bumps one candidate more than another.

Wait. You're bitching about paper ballots AND you insist on them being hand counted at the speed that logically necessitates computing power? I'm starting to think your argument about 'voter fraud' is disingenuous.

Only 5 months until #DDay.

House passing War Powers rebuke is an off ramp for the orange shitgibbon, but he's too stupid to realize it. A smarter person... "that damn Congress, using their constitutional power to end this war we are definitely winning. Oh, well. I guess we have to stop [grumble, grumble]."

The path of not a toady bitch.

"Hulk SMASH!"

Evil? No, but definitely had some issues.

The inner circle was just fine until Cornyn got bumped, so now he's gonna homilize against the inner circle.

Kars 4 Kids is still in at Freedom 250.

There are some pluses to a 140 character limit.

Texas GOP going after Talarico for being vegan (no indication he is, also who gives a shit?), but totally cool with their cult leader being a child fucker.

Enshitification marches on. "Ms. Weiss, an opinion journalist with no prior experience in television..." www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/b...

The Texas GOP Senate primary results are cool because it tells us their voters don't want a shitty asshole candidate when they can have a shitty asshole criminal candidate instead.

Timeline cleanse. He's been a busy boy-- RA, CGCA, CGCU, TKA, BN, VSWB, FITG. And currently working on a few others. #DogsOfBluesky

Double loop roller coaster being installed at the White House

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"I will now say something with a populist tone to distract you from the fact that I do not pay my fair share of taxes."

That fucker ain't ever leaving on his own.

"Oh, the humanity!"

Good thing this isn't about civilian boats.

Enshitiffication Final Boss level