No wars guy lobbying hard for that Nobel Peace prize.

Scotus Six doing a weird interpretive dance of "originalism" as they look to gut the VRA.

Imagine, indeed. Because we're gonna be out there in numbers that'll make you cry like the man-baby you are, and it's all for free, you whiny little trump bitch.

"...stood with [metal poles, pepper spray, stun guns, fire extinguishers, bats, and other blunt objects, in conflict] with Capitol police and law enforcement." FTFY, Mikey.

Started. Going.

"The 1st Amendment covers free speech, not free singing." -- ICE Barbie, tonight on Fox

Should be easy enough to find and charge, Pammy. They work for DHS Barbie.

'No Kings' protest could bring the rapture, religion-for-hire CEO warns

Roe v. Wade was a "long opinion" too, but the issue wasn't "finally resolved" when you decided to put your shit stained mittens on it.

Maybe he can get Netanyahu to lobby for him with a giant banner.

"Merit. Everything's based on merit. You're all based on merit. We're not going to have somebody taking your place for political reasons because they are politically correct and you're not."

Where u at, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov? Your party is leaving you behind.

Pulling himself up by his bootstraps just like dad

Who? When?

Somebody sat well outside the T-zone in high school history class.

Germania 2.0

It's a little after midnight, and it's currently all quiet on the western front. Tomorrow is, however, another day... and the troops will be ready for battle once again. #Portland

Pretty sure Norway is about to get a 5,000,000% tariff imposed on it by the orange shitgibbon in the White House.

Big Plywood is behind this.

My Dearest, War is truly hell in Portland this eve. We have retreated to Lake Oswego and are at present taking rations at Mann's on the Lake. I pray tomorrow brings us good fortune as we carry out a reconnoiter of Hoyt Arboretum and International Rose Test Garden. Please kiss the children for me.

Keep off the patio (your own private Idaho) Keep off the path (your own private Idaho) The lawn may be green, but you better not be seen (woah, woah) Walkin' through the gate that leads you down (woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah) Down to a pool fraught with danger, it's a pool full of strangers

I am heartened that this exists. I am deeply saddened that this needs to exist.

"illegal summary executions – murders" www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

TrumpPlenaryIndulgence dot com.

Courageous woman travels across open water in an unarmed boat, facing military intercept, trying to deliver food and medicine to people being targeted for genocide. Keyboard commando thinks his alpha male schtick will be cute content for TWITter. It's time to fuck off, Daniel.

Article I, Section 8, Clause 11-- [The Congress shall have Power] To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

Tariffs charged to importers. Tariffs passed on to US consumers. China stops buying soybeans. US farmers get bailout with tariff money. Argentina sells soybeans to China. Argentina gets bailout with tariff money.

Wow! Hood removed.

Who's the guy standing between Keitel and Goebbels?

Biggest takeaway from @opb.org interview with RNC talking bobblehead Dan Mason about sending troops into Portland is that Mason is afraid of the dark.

Fuckin' Marie Antoinette is in the Oval.

I see the really important government tasks are still up and running.

ICE is offering student loan forgiveness for new recruits. I seem to recall a lot of bitching about student loan forgiveness.

"Waaaa. I'm being demonized by anteefuh. Mister president, please send troops to kill them."

Newt Fucking Gingrich, of 1995-1996 shutdowns* fame, has a hot take on government shutdowns. * plural

I don't care if he's gay (although the hypocrisy is disgraceful), but he's one all around creepy motherfucker. www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/11...

Thomas about to revisit Loving v. Virginia so he can finally jettison the old ball and chain. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Before 2002 Walmart, we yearned for this...

"Removed from active duty" just long enough for a press release and a new shiny object to distract the press. Then it's back to work, brutalizing civilians.

The rattling old windbag just said he made Jerusalem the capital of Israel.

Bowling Green, Kentucky back yards are no picnic. www.cbsnews.com/news/rand-pa...

I hope this Letter Finds you well, Sister. Please kiss our dear Mama for me. Today, as we lay camped at Kelley Point in the shadow of snow-capped Mount Hood, I pray Secretary of War Hegseth can effectively engage our generals on the all-important warrior ethos as the Battle for Portland rages on.

Ed Whelan, activist attorney, who clerked for Scalia, was DAG under GW Bush, long-time President of right wing Ethics & Public Policy Center, GOP Senate Judiciary general counsel, & close friend and supporter of Kavanaugh has gone... uh... 'full time communist' ??? Brain worms abound.

Dr. Dumbass

Live by the escalator, die by the escalator.

Also, Tesla full self driving.

Back alley meet-up with your local Tylenol dealer.

More like crapture.

Antifamenophen.