Good thing that 'staffer' who had access to the fucking president of the United States' shitty twitler account didn't post an announcement that the US was going to war with Iran. Also, pretty obvs that 'staffer' was the orange shitgibbon himself.

Wait until Mike Johnson hasn't seen that Obamas post.

To be fair, bezos did give us advance notice.

Seems extreme.

Hey, @wyden.senate.gov How does redacting this email sender comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act? Is the sender supposed to be a 'victim' here... because "the littlest girl was a little naughty" to him? This isn't transparency. This isn't legal compliance. This isn't going away.

...to obfuscate Marketing's 25% cut in serving size.

LO T&C gonna lose $3 in popcorn revenue over this.

DHS personnel currently receiving Input obfuscation and device defeat training.

Dude, we're not so much bothered about the partying. It's the raping children at the parties that has us a bit miffed. But you know that.

Among responents at Jasper, Texas klan midnight cross burning party

When the orange shitgibbon endorses you

Hey, Congress. This fucker was lying under oath... right to your faces. That's a crime (or two).

Has Kardashian passed the bar yet?

This thread of Melania reviews is approximately 10 million rotten tomatoes deep. A must read!

Aunts and uncles dragooned into attending spoiled child's piano recital.

Came for the comments. Did not disappoint.

1) didn't happen. 2) Trump v United States, 603 U.S. 593 (2024)

When you're the Border Czar showing up in Minneapolis, using the term "in theater" you'd better be talking about going to see a movie.

Big Popcorn isn't gonna be very happy about this.

Bari announces new CBS contributors.

OK, is it appropriate for ICE to enter farms without a judicial warrant?

Hey, Me-again. STFU. It's called Freedom of Screech.

Sending 1/3 Reich Commandant Bovino back to El Centro is not a compromise. He needs to be tried in a court of law for his criminal abuses of the Constitution and laws.

Right to petition the government for redress of grievances is apparently woke now. In Georgia, no less.

Classic "how could we have known" revisionist bullshit. The orange shitgibbon said it himself in 2016-- "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

Hey, Clarence. You up?

Hey, MAGA CHUDs. You've been presented an off ramp here. Hang your argument on 2A, or whatever, but this is your chance to step back into the shadows and keep your head low. Or, in the off chance you stumble onto some introspection, step up and speak out. Your cult leader and his minions need to go.

Quite the fish story, grifter donnie. Minnesota's entire 2025 budget is $59.1B apps.urban.org/features/slf...

Hey, GOP. Your relationship with the orange shitgibbon is purely transactional. When he is done chewing you up, he will spit you out, and you will have participated in all this destruction for nothing. But don't fret. We will remember you and your complicity. And we will hold you to account.

"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."

Hey, Bovino. It was an execution, you fucking pustule.

We're you at, 2A folks?

Main issue: Obvs. Secondary: "Environmental Insurrectionists?" WTF is that supposed to be? Is it just [insert word] insurrectionist? Or does he think that means something? I mean, I "insurrectionist" has a pretty clear definition.

May all your hopes come true.

What a fucking man-baby.

$1,408,500,000.

This is something a rapist might say... or a couch fucker.

Art of the Deal.

'Destroying humanity, generally. But there will still be plenty of work in the mines.'

Cleanse. Breathe. Relax. #DogsOfBluesky

Maybe?

FTFY

Good thing this fucker wasn't boating in the Caribbean.

...against a wall!

Wait til SCOTUS tells us this makes perfect sense

"But we have gathered up all the evidence and stashed it away so other agencies cannot investigate either."

Britain-hating Brits reliving colonialism vicariously through the orange shitgibbon.