Tired: Idris Elba as James Bond. Wired: Idris Elba as The Midnighter.

Music festivals should be two days. The third day of any music festival the main topic lis how tired you are.

Priceless post from the official White House social media

My weed guy accidentally doubled my normal monthly order.

Happy Draw a Bird Day! @tommysiegel.bsky.social

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Nas putting out a song about how he made so much money investing in Coinbase is infuriating. Don't care if he has Premo on the track, it is still garbage.

I totally was ignoring the 'for you' tab. Finding it again was fun.

I watched Wicked For Good because @blankcheck.bsky.social was doing a commentary track for and oh-boy that movie is SO bad they should teach it in film school about how not to make a movie.

Jeff Rosenstock is playing SuperNova... I have been wanting this for years.. Yay!

Now to treat Kristi Noem like she treats dogs.

I feel like this every time my partner insists I am working too much.

I refuse to believe that anybody thinks the Scary Movie (movies) are funny.

Going to run for president on a platform of requiring RFK Jr. to remain fully clothed at all times.

There is a new gruberites.bsky.social release today that is a banger. It shows a lot of growth as a band and better production than the previous albums. Good work. hansgruberandthediehards.bandcamp.com/album/or-han...

Lot of gore on the fun and light Game of Thrones show.

Why yes, I watched the Muppet Show before work this morning.

I really hope Codefendents tour off this upcoming. I love this project but it takes a lot for me to go to a festival.

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

You can tell Heated Rivalry is fiction because in none of the sex scenes do they use lube.

You can tell by the eyes.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

We shouldn't have to live like this.

I love that bands I saw in basements can now draw 300+ people on a weeknight.

My 2025 Top Records of the year. The Offenders: Storm over the Mainland Damag3: BLiND Lickshot: Inside the Ride Mad Apple Circus: Written in Capitals. Best of the Worst: New Dead Ends grandson: Intertia EPs Hypen: This Must Be It Carsick: Tough Luck

DC should do a Catman book and make it as brutal as possible AND lean into his bisexuality.

Goodnight.

Solving every movie plot by suggesting the characters try polyamory.

As a guy who reads comics and read what this is based on I cannot wait.

Here is my ska and punk hidden gems playlist. It is either US bands with > 300 listeners or popular overseas acts that nobody in the US listens to. open.spotify.com/playlist/4Hj...

Thomas was Alone.

This is the 2025 playlist that matters- Bangers I discovered this year. open.spotify.com/playlist/3EM...

I remain undefeated on having brilliant music taste.

Ska techno is the future.

*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

Goldfinger making a song called Chasing Amy in 2025 is an example of everything wrong with punk rock.

Today seems like a good day for the shirt that's most likely to get me stabbed in public. (Shirt by @dynamoe.bsky.social)

Okay I found the most depressing post

"That's why your kids don't like you and your wife is fucking on you" is so good

I am biased, I love ska that does not sound like ska. Mega Infinity are talented. We need more ska that does not sound like The Slackers.

One Battle After Another when JunglePussy shows up.

This works out, by the way, to at best OpenAI spending $2.60 for each dollar they make, and if you consider their non-cash costs, that increases to spending $4.14 per dollar. This company stinks!

Comic books are awesome.

Dammit Spotify! This is not a Bikini Kill song! open.spotify.com/album/128WG9...