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I live in a weird town built around a haunted prison | He/Him
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The Banned Book Librarian of the Midwest has been nominated for Best Play!! And I’ve been nominated for Best Local TikTok for the third time in a row!! Go to
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If you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born!
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Brian Mann
1 day ago
I just spent a week in Portland. The city was busy with tourists and locals enjoying late summer. A prosperous downtown. Factually, there is no observable evidence of a city needing military intervention. A reminder that this is not normal. Please pay attention.
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GoldenboyFTW 🇵🇷
1 day ago
Reason 1825578 on why Pro Wrestling is the best 😆
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸
1 day ago
God damn, this would rule.
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Bog dog.
2 days ago
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Glen
2 days ago
Well don't I feel stupid
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Ken Jennings
3 days ago
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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Tim Daniel
3 days ago
Wish we all supported independent comics with more energy and enthusiasm.
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attn:
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A sword is en route. (Or at least will be in 1-2 business days)
3 days ago
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furby hancock
6 days ago
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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People I know are drastically reducing their screen time and deleted their socials. Meanwhile, I've over here like...
7 days ago
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Miss Anemia 1997
21 days ago
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
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FOUR DAYS LEFT!! We would very much appreciate your support!
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7 days ago
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Greg Pak
7 days ago
You should delete your Twitter account.
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Joseph Fink
7 days ago
CEOs live in a right-wing bubble and are startled to learn that the market for unpleasant weirdos is much smaller than the market for normal people. See also the collapse of Target
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It’s always a treat seeing Book of Mormon in Jackson County, Missouri.
8 days ago
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Am I still doing that Wordle? Yeah I’m still doing that Wordle. Wordle 1,553 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
9 days ago
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Musicology Duck
11 days ago
it's 2004, im babysitting and the baby is asleep so i watch that new show "the apprentice" and then the "man show" suddenly, an older version of myself bursts into the room and goes "i have something i need to tell you about the future"
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Mehdi Hasan
11 days ago
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Hey everyone… I think we’re sleeping on Absolute Green Lantern.
12 days ago
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Eric Shonborn
14 days ago
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Karen K. Ho
13 days ago
I know several people who have covered right-wing folks and white nationalists for years. I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous and hard the work is, how much of a toll it can take on their mental health, and how newsrooms undervalue it even when that expertise is clearly relevant and needed.
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No trip to Des Moines is complete without a visit to Zombie Burger.
14 days ago
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Marie Enger
15 days ago
WE DONT GOTTA TAKE IT
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Freddy/Jason truck outside of Crypticon
15 days ago
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
15 days ago
I don't think any of these outlets are going to stop lying until they get the stuffing sued out of them repeatedly.
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Stopped at a random gas station in Minnesota and they had a full on wood fire barbecue pit.
15 days ago
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Chris Kluwe
17 days ago
Also, in case you were wondering why I warned everyone to stay away from the pier last night, this is why
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Anna Phylaxis
18 days ago
It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre. In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
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Coach Finstock
18 days ago
Just so we're clear, Ezra Klein believes that practicing politics the right way is saying things like "gay people should be stoned to death" just so we're clear. Ezra Klein thinks we need more of that.
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Josh Mauthe
about 2 years ago
Hunter S. Thompson, pretty much calling the birth of the 21st century after 9/11.
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EVERYTHING THE BOSS DID SHE DID FOR HER COUNTRY COOP. SHE SACRIFICED HER LIFE AND HER HONOR FOR HER NATIVE LAND. SHE WAS A HERO COOP. SHE WAS A TRUE PATRIOT.
19 days ago
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The Other Happy Place
19 days ago
Y'KNOOOW?
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The Other Happy Place
19 days ago
Like!!! LIKE?!?!
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The Other Happy Place
19 days ago
Not gonna lie, this rules Also catholic art used to have a lot more yonic symbolism!! Then they felt weird and toned it way down 🤣
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Branden McEuen
19 days ago
we are fucking broken as a society when mainstream news publications are saying things like "the school shooting industry is worth billions"
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Doctors I trust more than RFK.
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20 days ago
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Mel🏳️🌈 she/they universal healthcare now
21 days ago
This could have been us.
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City Museum trip!
21 days ago
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Brendel
21 days ago
When the bus costs less
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Kefin Mahon
21 days ago
I can't believe it finally happened
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Daily Dot
21 days ago
“A magical gift”: Parents celebrate as Sesame Street’s archive will begin streaming on YouTube in 2026
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Do they not call for aid, New York Times?
21 days ago
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Watching this great documentary about Andrew Cuomo.
22 days ago
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Chris Sims
22 days ago
Thinking about making a custom mini for Strahd for the current game since the official minis are so expensive and decided to make the campaign a little more challenging.
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Bart Harley Jarvis
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Mark Truesdale
23 days ago
And manga is not “eating Marvel and DC’s lunch”. Scholastic is. Marvel and DC were dumb enough to ignore the children’s market for like 30 years, treating an entire demographic like scraps and Scholastic had a feast.
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Mark Truesdale
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I hate it when people say when Marvel and DC are healthy, the comics industry is healthy. No. What you are describing is sickly, but stable. The industry will be healthy when Marvel and DC are no more relevant than any other major publisher.
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Brows Held High is one of my favorite YouTube channels. But like… as someone who’s followed Kyle’s social medias for years, I… I kinda get it.
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