My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.

About to spend a relaxing Saturday evening getting sad about Krypto the Superdog.

In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high

& Juliet today!

When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage. One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME

When we have Pride days at Disneyland, it’s just to hang out with fellow queers. When Goths have their day, it’s to hang out with fellow Goths. When MAGA “takes over” Disneyland, it’s to “trigger the libs.” They crave confrontations. They’re all junior high bullies who never grew out of that phase.

Oh god… showing a human emotion really is agony for him, isn’t it?

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

Another round? DM me your proof of donation and I’ll match up to $500.

21 fucking Obgyns were involved in her care. She was hospitalized three times before 9 weeks. This was murder, pure and simple - a conspiracy to just try to keep her body operating long enough to get her to viability.

They will eventually run out of animated movies to turn into live action movies. Then we will be free.

after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Help if you can! @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social is legitimately one of my favorite shops in the entire country.

ChatGPT has fallen millions of students must learn

It today! Hope to see you all at Castle Bridge. #VikingFest

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

JEFFEY EPSTEIN EMAIL: had a lovely weekend with my best pal & 45th president of United States, Hitler Pedophile ;) ;) wish we were always on "island time" ha ha ha just "kidding" NEW YORK TIMES: what could it all mean? inside the DNA sequence top eugenicists say is turning your child transgender

Right, this event needs $1500 to happen. There are 600 participating bookstores & for most it’s their busiest sales day of the year, or is second only to Indie Bookstore Day / Small Business Saturday. Editors/publishers, this is a no-brainer of an opportunity for your imprint. Romancelandia: pls RT

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Happy Halloween! The theme for this year's annual Seames-Ihla Halloween party was non-playable characters from video games!

The couple that Vampire Survivors together Staypire Survivors together.

It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

Godzilla gets blown up all the time but comes back again, guess he’s a bit cooler than Bond. Never see him cry about it

Hero Initiative is helping writer Mike W. Barr through a series of health problems. If you'd like to contribute directly to Mike as well, go HERE: www.gofundme.com/f/rally-for-...

Also true in PA. If you want Fetterman out, the best bang for your voting buck is to stay Dem. Pretty much any blue area with closed primaries, you want to keep that registration Dem if you want to maximize your voting power

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

The Ravens are playing the Vikings. Whoever wins is Odin’s favorite.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

I think someone at @skybound.bsky.social may like Monkey Island.

Shop small!

Mamdani is going to impose Shang Tsung-a Law. All New York residents will be forced to compete in a fighting tournament to defend Earthrealm.

It’s Saturday, post a cartoon you love.

Me, flirting

Me, flirting

“I feel like I have dropped through Alice in Wonderlands looking glass,” Ghislaine wrote to her relative in a letter dated Aug. 8. “I am much much happier here and more importantly safe. So yes everyone can breath a sigh.” www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...

Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

“The barbarian pulls himself off the battlefield, covered in blood. He screams at the sky ‘Teacher! You forgot to give us homework!” #DnDNight #GameNight

This is a death state in Police Quest.

setting a sequel to Surf Nazis Must Die in New Dorp Beach

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

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Behind the Bastards mentioned Police Quest in their Daryl Gates episodes. So I got curious and found it on DOS Zone. Straight up "died" in five minutes because I missed a briefing.

If you want to read about how bad Cuomo sucked, Sofia Warren's "Radical: My Year With a Socialist Senator" was especially eye opening for me. Even as the accusations of abuse were just starting to bubble to the surface. Also, check out my interview with Warren from a few years back.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time