Living proof that it's not the smart students that are using AI to cheat. lol

Steven Gerrard, with your voice like a Guantanamo Bay torture method outlawed under international law

A shame. Takes a lot of the shine off their Europa Conference League victory

It’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work

Don't worry about it, loudest thunder ever, I didn't want to sleep anyway...

With added Squilhelm Scream

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

Introduce yourself with ten bands that don't exist Dodecahedron Sausage Stigmata Keith Chegwin's Penis Suitcase Pakora Disney Princess Massacre Rear Wiper Dangling Poop Bag X or Cyst Brian Harvey & the Hot Spuds Artificial Intelligents Geoff? Jeff!

When I get a new follower

Spare a thought for those poor souls who didn't vote Reform but whose ward is now represented by the 'I don't understand' woman (specifically me). And it's also worth pointing out that she stood as the Reform candidate for our constituency in the last General Election 🤦‍♂️

No skin in the game, but glad Arsenal won because a) it's not City b) the Nandos Saka sauce is delicious

The worst part of seeing my grandfather get run over while crossing the street is knowing that I have failed this driving exam.

Post a meme made by you

Spotting future BBC4 legends whilst watching mid-era Time Teams

Well shake it up baby now (shake it up baby)

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Seeing this, I now know how Howard Carter must have felt when he first laid eyes on the tomb of Tutankhamun 😍

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

The most boring of dramatic finishes

Hearts ability to control the ball this half is akin to Brian Harvey controlling a jacket potato in his car

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

Is it a Green Finch and Linnet Bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...

Guillermo del Toro's 'Kes'

Not sure this new pornhub category will take off

Build a giant seaside amusement style play till you win claw machine over London Remove all the manhole covers around Westminster and wait until he falls down one Send him to B&Q for a left handed screwdriver and a spirit level bubble Tell him standing down is the latest Reform policy

Weird that so many people resist a technology that promises to ruin the environment, steal your data, ruin art and make you unemployed. Buncha luddites.

Slightly increase a band: Mogwai fed after midnight

3 out of 3 Reform in my ward 😩 Not quite 10 years since their cunt of a leader said this, one week after our MP was shot dead by a man shouting "Britain First"

Happy 100, big man

Made after suffering with Tubi, but assume that has just become Amazon Prime with Ads now...

How long does it take to shoot an apple off someone’s head with a crossbow? Time will tell.

Diminish a book. Less Misérables

'What's your favourite item available in Sainsbury's at Waverley Steps?' 'Hmmm, tricky. I think I'd have to say...'

It's 'mark It' not 'market', the piggy went to give Pennywise a tattoo

Rare footage of Frank Lampard as a baby 🤣...😐

End of the Affair - Ben Howard Send in the Clowns - Sondheim Christmas Steps - Mogwai Day in the Life - Beatles Back to Nature - Magazine Elephants - Warpaint Dick Around - Sparks Biology - Girls Aloud The Vile Stuff - Richard Dawson The Decline - NOFX

Just seen an amazing shooting star and a chubby hedgehog on my little pre-bed dog walk, and as there's nobody up at mine I'm having to tell you all instead

A message from our resident artist DPAD Dan. Please spare him a minute of your time.

I hear Iran are just weeks away from developing a ballroom.

Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.

I was tidying away books in the library once when I saw a small child run crying to his mum because he'd picked up a Spanish book and thought he'd suddenly forgotten how to read

Snooker loopy nuts are we... But that means no #totp Middle aged men, and women too, On Bluesky don't know what to do