"Metal detecting is the closest you'll get to time travel." BBC4 aired the first episode of 'Detectorists' on this day in 2014.

"Your artists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

Of all his many faces, I never knew that was one of them

Liz Truss visited. Mental bint.

Is it David Beckham? Is it Ant from Ant and and Dec? Is it Harry Kane? Facebook AI, for you the Chase is over

Dutch late night TV has its take

Enjoying the two guys on this year's Bake Off who look like they could be rival chieftains in Iron Age Gaul

Post Maclone

Young Kenny: Before, During and After

Fun Fact: In Spain, Anusol is called BumSun

I’ve heard it’s reminiscent of Taxi Driver. “Are you talking to me?” “To you?” “To me?” “To you?” &c.

Join the KKK (Krzysztof Kieślowski Klub) not the KKK (Ku Klux Klan)

She came from Ayr she had a thirst for porridge 🎵

The Vichy Sex Pistol's classic hit single

Jeremy_Clarkson_Oh_No.Gif

Really highlights the difference between the USA and UK when the commentary after Charlie Kirk's shooting is almost identical to when Nigel Farage got a milkshake thrown on him

American Bluesky dwellers whilst writing their "There's no place for political violence..." posts

Slightly diminish a book: Leonard and Peckish Paul

Swipe right to make England great again.

Tbf he's just met Dorries

Pop Will Repeat Itself #totp

These are the things that make me proud to be British 🫡

'Jethro', meet 'Kenneth'

Just discovered I'm in a movie! Finally watching the Mogwai film 'If the Stars Had a Sound' and I make an appearance 😂

I can

How I captain a Starship

That penalty shootout took so long, the first half highlights will be presented by Tony Robinson #grimun

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

Happy First Aid Box pride to those who celebrate

"You know the one...you buy one, you get one free. I say, you buy one, you get one free"

Last 5 concerts (some child influence with a couple of these, but to be fair before these there were 15 or so gigless years because of kids): Oasis Dua Lipa Ben Howard Green Day Carrie Hope-Fletcher

"Hey, window guy...you're going to need a 4th storey French door instead for this one"

Slightly diminish a band: Pamphlet

Slightly diminish a singer: Lana del Principe

A double bassist walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long case?

This made things awkward as I had offered to take several ducks out to Sunday Lunch.

Furthest I've been: N: Ayr, Scotland E: Falaraki, Rhodes S: Costa Adeje, Tenerife W: Costa Adeje, Tenerife (then Naas, Ireland)

Guess who just boarded their plane from Leeds Bradford to Mallorca to be told by the pilot that there's a national air traffic control outage and take off slot (was meant to be 15:55) has been pushed back to at least 22.50 😭 pilot trying to get permission for us to disembark

Looks like Kermit's parachute failed to open

Lionel on the timeline 🚨 #OhBobby

It looks bad, but who amongst us who pardoned a load of paedophiles, made paedophile comments about our own kids, hung around teen beauty pageants, said they liked young girls & was good friends with a notorious billionaire paedophile isn't in the police files of a notorious paedophile trafficker?

Rest in Power Ozzie 💔💔💔💔💔 Ozzy Osbourne dead LIVE: Black Sabbath legend dies aged 76 days after final performance www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...

"What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage."

The FUNNIEST and SILLIEST thing happened tonight. Sadly it doesn't fit in one post. So:🧵 (feat Italian Oasis fans, and Manc joy)

Cooking competitions on TV are stupid anyway, it's like watching the X-Factor but muting the sound when the actual performances take place #Masterchef

I'm not saying the amount of times I've sneezed in the last ten minutes is abnormal, but the ghost of Roy Castle just knocked on my door with his trumpet and a Record Breakers certificate

They petitioned for a tougher sentence for Deirdre Rachid