Your Friday catharsis.

2x 1st’s, price keeps getting higher - don’t wait!

At 5v5 this year, SV% and GAA Jarry as a Penguin: .913, 2.32 Skinner as a Penguin: .916, 1.91 Jarry as an Oiler: .895, 2.81 Skinner as an Oiler: .892, 2.54 🤔🤔🤔

2 of these guys aren’t going to the Olympics

"Fear is the Mind Killer" by Jesse Welles. Find myself listening to this one often these days.

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate

cant wait for ty emberson to score a hat trick next game

% of starts for EDM this season that are Reasonable or better by the below criteria: Skinner - 23 starts, 57% (13) Reasonable or better Pickard - 13 starts, 38% (5) Reasonable Ingram - 9 starts, 89% (8) Reasonable Jarry - 5 starts, 60% (3) Reasonable

Bad bot!!! I think you mean Ryan Nugent-Hopkins Zach Hyman-Hopkins Connor Ingram-Hopkins

Canada and Denmark fought over a barren island for decades with whisky. True story. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_...

Throw it down big dog, throw it down.

Wait for the slo-mo. Insane. Amazing

Dougie Hamilton xGF%: 53.5%, +8.2% relative to team, tops among NJ D. Simon Nemec xGF%: 43.8%, -7% relative to team, worst among NJ D. Just business, baby.

I wish I loved anything as much as the Oilers love .800 goaltending.

The Winnipeg Jets are 13th in the league in 5v5 PDO with 1.006.

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John Shorthouse should be way more famous than he currently is.

I knew they were going to do this, and I’m still losing my mind

Late on this but Ingram gives up 6 goals on 2.66 expected goals against in all situations. His first poor outing of 4.

what happens if the beliebers stop beliebing

34 World Junior Championships…hard to believe. For the third straight year I’ll call games involving players whose dads also played in tournaments I’ve done: 2024 Jorian Donovan (Shawn 95) 2025 Ethan Gauthier (Denis 96) 2026 Tij Iginla (Jarome 96) I don’t plan to do games involving grandkids.

⏱️ EDM TOI LEADERS ⏱️ E. Bouchard - 23:38 C. McDavid - 20:37 S. Stastney - 20:00 D. Nurse - 19:12 T. Emberson - 19:01 L. Draisaitl - 18:49 M. Ekholm - 17:17 Z. Hyman - 17:11

Deck the Bahl 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/CfxTpHaeXs

I thought Ingram was a real low-risk bet when they got him. His AHL play this season wasn’t encouraging and so I don’t know if he’s an answer for the Oilers. But credit to him, he made just enough saves and let up 3 goals on 3.25 Expected Goals via Moneypuck against Vegas. That’s all EDM needs.

What the hell 😂

omg this is amazing

It is extremely hard to believe that Vancouver could not have gotten considerably more in return for him than they did.

C’mon, man 😩👋 http://dlvr.it/TPnkzb

Feels like, there could have been a better package out there?

I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.

Quinn Hutson tops the rookie leaderboards with his 11th goal of the season🚨 ##TUCvsBAK

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

there is only Zuul

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Either you give Salomonsson an extended run with Samberg, or you ask Lambert’s agent if he found a trading partner for a RHD. But you simply cannot have all three of 64, 5, and 6 in the lineup at the same time. Arniel already doesn’t trust that lineup, and you’re without Hellebuyck until January.

More like Mikko Ramintotheboardsfrombehindanen

Muy Malo

No matter what the goalies do the Carolina Hurricanes skaters will just grind you into a powder.

I mean if the Rangers aren’t being shutout at home, is it really a home game at all?

[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani

Heard the Oilers will be renaming to the Edmonton Mechanical Pencils because they’ve blown so many leads

Flyers shot the puck 15 times in the first period. Eight of them were blocked. Four of them missed entirely. Just three ended up on net.

lol

Thoughts and prayers to the editor of Jays in 30.

Thing about Little is he pitched an inning successfully in relief. That’s all he’s supposed to do. He’s the last guy up. I ain’t even mad. Over 18 innings, base running, weird strike calls, pinch hitters, pinch runners decided the game. They used literally everyone. Fucking sports.

A tale of Alfie Turcotte and the Baltimore Skipjacks🪄 ##AHL90