Kermits voice wtf I will fight whoever allowed this to happen.

Give Timothee Chalamet his Oscar.

Ive been sick for like a week and my god I lost my voice completely its just a full squeek when I try talk. It's hilarious. I talked to my VP and Marketing today in a meeting remotely. My giant 10 foot head squeaking through the ceiling speakers.

Watching the opening ceremonies. God damn the Americans are obnoxious.

Man, could I ever use three weeks to howl at the moon.

I have to curl today wtf was I thinking

Its fucking slippery as fuck holy fuck

Was invited to a contractors open bar late xmas /10th annivsary open bar party. Hooo boy. AmA

Finally got some relief in my arm from my myofascial pain syndrome. God damn 10 straight days of debilitating nerve pain in your arm is not something I would recommend.

Will I sleep or will the pain be too much! If I can't sleep I need someone to keep me company.

I’m not sure people outside the Twin Cites realize the prevalence and the fear ICE is causing in Twin Cities. They are dining undercover pretending to be couples at restaurants, they are going to businesses and checking the license plates of cars to find employees. Every public place is compromised.

Moulin Rogue was great

The UCP separatists held a meeting in Red Deer yesterday where the attendees talked about how seceding from Canada would allow Alberta to solve homelessness and develop underdeveloped areas of industry like...oil and gas and agriculture. These are not informed, intelligent people.

I know this is getting lost in the noise, and the extent to which international news has largely moved on from Ukraine. The situation in the country and especially the capital is dire. Many at immediate risk, especially elderly. And more strikes coming to try and kill the civilian power grid totally

I do not recommend a shoulder injury that casues nerve pain in your shoulder that radiates down your entire right arm. Cannot find a position that doesn't make me want to die.

I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.

In North America, most people absolutely don’t. And that’s one of the things that most changed for me and in me, after living in Ukraine during the war. I don’t see anything as impossible anymore, and it makes me more aware of the need to prepare for anything.

God damn do I hope they ban Twitter. Just to see how many of the verified Canadian/UK Patriot bot accounts can keep posting.

Be wild if Iran got a democratic government before the US.

Made an Olive Dill Focciacia today. Made a sandwich with tomato, red pepper spread, parma de coppa, mozzarella, and fig balsamic with it for dinner. Would again.

So much hotpot I could die

I aint making it to Midnight. Im full of cheese and exhaustion

First we feast.

might watch this video 100 times before the day is over

Merry Christmas!

If anyone has any littles that want to hear the night before Christmas here's a narration my wife did to send to her Mom during the pandemic. I may make an appearance at the end as Santa. youtu.be/lZSsiNY0_3s?...

Eat shit Carter Hart

Late start to Christmas baking. I made Nuts and Bolts, Gingersnaps, Coconut Cookies, PB Marshmellow Squares and Rice Krispie Squares today Probably gonna make Candy Cane Brownies and Swedish Almond Cake tommorrow.

Very drunk on Whyte. Noone wanted to go to a 2nd location or the strippers. Sad.

I got the bar to change Lacrosse to the College Football Playoffs and not one person threw panties at me or bought me beer.

Everytime I leave home in the evening my cat Wheatie cries and cries. She doesn't care my wife is home she howls lol.

Going out to act a fool. Fa la la la la... la la.. la

It’s a good time to consider that, collectively, NHL GMs are almost certainly the least capable and least qualified Sr managers not only in sports, but across every business vertical everywhere. Which means a GM of ordinary intelligence looks like Warren Buffett compared to the rest of the league

Gonna go to the Mall. Don't even really need to but gonna.

My Dyson V15 detect arrived. Time to vacuuuum!

After 19 years I am going to my first work Christmas party.

I was away yesterday and had a UPS parcel scheduled for delivery of course. SO I PAID ON WEDNESDAY 6 FUCKING BUCKS TO SCHEDULE IT FOR TODAY AND ITS NOT OUT FOR DELIVERY TODAY AND IM GONE ALL DAY TOMMORROW WTF

@charminggrump.bsky.social wish you were here

When the WFH guy has to go into the office for Strat Planning you gotta dress nice.

I get to go to strategy meetings and then work sanctioned drinking tommorrow.

Made an entire beef stroganoff then realized my beef was freezerburnt FML.

Ordered my wife a new gaming laptop (personal account spending free money yay) and just bought a Dyson V15 Connect for free with points at Shoppers. Someones spoiled a month before Christmas because this guy wasnt smart enough to make even one of these a Christmas or Birthday present lol fuck

That's right.

Homesense is much more fun after 6 drinks

I did not win the Trip to Vegas to see the Raiders. I even dressed up. Sadness.

So I know I said my next drop would be tomorrow, but happy Thursday, it’s all up now! Last drop of the year. I might upload a few more pieces tomorrow if I finish them, but that’s it for me at Loxythemaker.com Last day to order is December 1st. (Sorry still no US shipping, but share anyways?)

Oops had a few too many on a school night