It was so rigged, the people who rigged it let the most nakedly criminal president we've ever had recapture the presidency. You have to be unfathomably stupid to believe this insane bullshit.

If Democrats rig elections, how did Trump become president twice?

Trump's parents owe us all some sort of apology. Dig them up.

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

People say that Rudy Giuliani is a horrible, alcoholic idiot who lied for Trump and ruined his own reputation for that dishonest, raping moron. But there must be *one* good thing about Rudy Giuliani: For example, he farted at the odious Jenna Ellis.

As someone who has been 86'd from a bar in the past, they didn't kill me! The cut me off and asked me to leave.

My garage fridge. Fuck Trump. Fuck Blanche Fuck MAGA.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

It’s kinda surreal to watch all those who celebrated the J6 insurrection, cheered the pardons of all the violent offenders, now lamenting the state of political violence in America.

Soldier arrested for doing the exact same thing the commander in chief, his family and staff do every single day. Welcome to America.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Rock criticism still so patriarchal. Everyone talking about how Geese has revived indie rock when Wet Leg was right there the whole time.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

If you can automatically register people for the draft, then you can automatically register people to vote. www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...

A joint statement from all other living presidents would be most welcome.

By Ukrainian cartoonist Maksym Igorovych

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

April Fools Day has been entirely eclipsed and rendered meaningless by the very fact that Donald Trump is president of the United States rather than a convict in prison. #aprilfoolsday

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

The hardest part of a “quick and easy” 3-4 day war using air power is extracting the last of the ground troops 20 years later when they are getting overrun.

US evangelicals have spent generations preparing to fight the Antichrist. But when he finally shows up, they just make him President.

I mostly abhor conspiracy theories but I do believe the Trump assassination attempt was staged. When I make that claim, people retort, "But a man DIED." I encourage you to take in Trump's behavior over the last few months and ask yourself, does he gives 2 shits if anyone dies to serve his purposes?

So...are we great again?

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

Welp

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/no...

THIS SUNDAY - anti-ICE protest in downtown Sykesville, MD #abolishice #fuckice #defundice @ccirc.bsky.social

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

*Eagle screech* 🦅🏳️‍🌈

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?

In DC yesterday

To: America From: Wisconsin See what happens when we vote.

"You are not welcome here," says Greenland cat.

This happened.... It's been almost two years...

He's demanding that his bad portrait be removed.

I like Defense Secretaries who don't drunk text our secrets. #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1

The weekend.

We're seeing it now.

There are times when your spirituality must express itself in defiance. I think now is such a time. You? I have this image on stickers, mugs, prints, etc.

Wow I just saw the president’s limo in Nola

Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

Congress holds the purse strings. Trump holds their ballsacks.

It was never about anything other than unhappy mediocre white guys who thought they deserved jobs because of their skin color, which is how DoD went from a highly qualified retired 4-star General to a mediocre talk-show host who claims to not wash his hands for 10 years, and has an alcohol problem

Specially the ones with red hats.

Twitter. Un-installed. Better than catnip!

We're all horrified, how did this happen? My 2 cents: We know Trump appealed to the racists, bigots, and assholes. But that was never enough to win. The problem is, he also hypnotized the dimwits. Now he controls assholes and dimwits. And that, unfortunately, is a massive fucking group in America.

Brave yourselves for more of the like.

He is criminally unqualified, a perfect Frankenstein monster of toxic masculinity, shallow looks, hostility towards LGBTQ and women, and devoid of all morals. The perfect GOP candidate.