Valentine’s Day dinner last night.

Sorry if I’ve been MIA lately, been in India since Thursday. Vacationing in Goa, I shared pics and posts on Twitter and tried to share them here. But this platform takes way too long to upload pics and videos. In case anyone missed me.

I had a dream. 🤞

This Patsy Cline song was waiting for the right voice to sing it.

Try this sometime, it actually works.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses air.

WILSON!!! 😭

Take a snapshot and share the result. Let’s see what 2026 has in store for you.

This goes out to all my fellow over thinkers.

Time to lighten the mood. Sound up!

Survivors of sexual abuse should NOT have to run an ad during Super Bowl to be heard! Justice is OWED!!

Some things are better off not shared online, or privately only with people you completely trust. Think about it!

She’s not wrong. I hate when people expect me to say hi and shit. Talking is so overrated!

This looks nice and relaxing. Worth a try!

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This is East End Joe’s staffer and I am accidentally posting this video. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Where did the extra piece come from? 😳

This should be interesting. 🤔

So anyway, make sure you add this activity to your list of Things To Do In Japan.

Silence = Peace.

This looks like a fun challenge at the next backyard party.

There’s definitely more to this story than what we know…

Why are they getting their throats blessed? Wrong answers only!

Mandarin ducks.

OCD is a serious issue. I know on a personal level. But it’s sad to see how some people still don’t get it and make fun of those who live with it. All I want to say to them is - Educate yourselves! And yes, I have it too.

In case you’re wondering why your healthcare costs keep going up. 👇

This is the plan. Run away/disappear/not tell anyone where I am and go live on my new boat. Don’t try to find me.

Some of you will be receiving gift cards to this “spinal energetic” massage in your DM for Valentine’s Day as my gift.

I need to get one of these so I don’t have to visit Costco every Sunday with my wife.

What’s your answer?

Brace yourselves ladies. The wiglet is making a comeback! The modern solution!

This video explains it all! 👇

Words of wisdom!

Happy Groundhog’s Day.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Ladies, what is stopping you from buying this beautiful dress?

Happening right now. In real time!

My OCD is happy!

I can't afford any more situations in my life that bring out the worst in me. It's exhausting and requires too much for me to recover from. I need calmness and gentleness in my life. Anything outside of that I don't have the capacity for it.

Take a snapshot and share results. Let’s see which country you’re getting deported to.

A rainbow cookie donut. My life is now complete. 😍

I need a good name for this mustache before I grow one.

Another beautiful Long Island sunset.

Say what now? 😳

Jamaicans give the best interviews!

I’d have preferred Portugal but I’ll settle for Italy.

I’m going to try making this.

Ladies, take notes!

Follow me for more helpful tips. 🙏

This should help get your Monday morning started.