I knew it reminded me of something! 😂

Pete Hegseth preparing for war.

The most MAGA uncle in the world! 👇

She is not wrong.

Happy Friday everyone! 💙

How’s the ballroom coming along?

I am truly speechless!

Her name is Aliènette Coldfire. Look her up. You won’t be disappointed.

Members of congress, trying to get by on their meager $174K per year salary. Turn on the sound for a better experience.

The more you know…

Have a beautiful day everyone. 💙

Your assignment today is to translate this and tell me how you feel about Trump. Sing it!

Trump’s new nickname: Rat Bag.

Here’s a cute video to start off the day.

Well said! Very well said!! 👏

Guess who didn’t get any flowers yesterday.

Watch this 3 min video and start your day with a good laugh.

And they’re going to make the American taxpayers pay for it.

I wonder if this guy ever got a position in Trump’s administration, after all the ass kissing he’s done. Or should I say “ball licking?” (Check out the tattoo)

This bird hit the jackpot!

Poor doggie lost all faith in humanity after this incident. 😢

Be yourself. Love yourself.

Today’s ear worm. But in Japanese. If you get the song please don’t give it away.

This is beautiful! And to the tee!!

Guess who is in charge of Spirit Airlines now.

1000 points if you can guess who this “most fit & in very good shape” President is.

This allergy season, don’t leave home without your Benadryl earrings. Follow me for more life saving tips. 🙏

In today’s episode of Things That Keep Me Awake At 3AM. Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds recognize that one bird who sings very well?

Beautiful words!

Montauk, NY. April 18, 2026.

What’s your excuse?

The world needs more women at the discussion table!

Have you seen this one yet?

Have a great week, everyone. And remember to be kind. 💙

Can’t keep up anymore.

The whole universe is at peace. Except humans.

Yup! That’s me!

All my future urologist appointments have been canceled due to recent incidents of mistaken identity. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President East End Joe.

Real posts, from the 5 year old president of America. 🙄

Let’s talk about favorite positions. 😂

Follow me for more tips on how to do the Finger Cobra. 🐍

Meanwhile…in Florida.

I can listen to this for hours. 🎼 Good morning everyone & have an awesome day. 💙

Well I guess it’s final. No more Twitter. I guess you can’t say what you feel over there in maga world

Not what I expected.

In case you missed the speech last night.

Oops! 🫢

The signs were always there. She didn’t notice them.

All this time they could've been sharing hair and makeup tips. That's why communication is so important in a relationship. 🤦🏻‍♂️

The whole world is waiting.