Hang in there gentlemen…we are only 45 days away!

My wife says I don’t love her anymore, just because I didn’t agree to the idea of matching pajamas.

This looks like fun. Sign me up!

Cheers! What a week this has been.

And just for that, my wife changed her Amazon password. Again!!!

And now I am craving an omelette. 😋

I guess it’s because trump wasn’t on the ballot of nominations with her. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Let’s talk about some misheard lyrics…

I can sit here all day, do nothing and still be able to say - I needed this!

Turn up the sound and enjoy the show.

I’m shocked no one has answered my help wanted ad on indeed yet.

Blast from the past! Enjoy….

What’s happening here? 👀

Sent this to my wife. Let’s see how this goes. 😬

These are the people who want to Make America Great Again. 🙄

Possum looked into the mirror and scared itself.

Okay this one is more realistic.

Here’s one for all you Reese’s fans.

This is what happens when you stand too close to Trump and his diaper is full.

Found the perfect sweater for this year’s ugly sweater parties.

Her acting skills need some work, but besides that she did a good job of being a Karen. (No disrespect to all my good Karens)

All I can say is I’m glad someone finally decided to research this topic and write a book about it.

Stevie Wonder could’ve seen this coming…😂

The “stable genius” strikes again. 🙄

Don’t miss the sarcasm here…

Amazing Romantic Popular. ☺️

The meltdown begins…

She’s not going to give up easily..

The fake news media doesn’t want you to see this. 👇

Me, after reading an article about how Israel is monitoring everyone’s social media posts. 😬

Ghost 2… Coming soon.

If Adam & Eve were the first humans on earth and they were both white, where did the black & brown people come from?

True story. 👇

This is a great idea!

I made a deal with my wife, will peel garlic while watching football if you go to Costco by yourself today. She left me with a 2 lb bag of garlic. 😳 I’ll need to take the day off from work tomorrow just to rest my fingers.

We’ve all been through things we don’t deserve or understand, what keeps us grounded is the love, support & strength of the rocks around us. This applies to everyone. Thank you. 🙏

Let’s see how creative you all can get with song titles.

This is a very bad idea. Republicans shouldn’t be allowed to set up things like that for children. A brainwashing/trafficking center.

This farmer was tired and upset so his animals came to check up on him.

This is how my soul would be leaving my body when I die.

Follow me for more ancient Chinese knotting techniques. 🙏

Kristi Noem’s new book is out. I’m just not sure about the “lovable” part in that title.

Technically, he’s not wrong.

We knew this was coming!

Okay, what number am I to you?

Thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza…

You can use your mind to make it spin in the other direction. Try it.

It’s all fun and games until people start clapping.

Okay ladies, pick your favorite!

MAGA crowd, when they hear about people losing healthcare and SNAP benefits.