Covid is a respiratory illness and we ran out of toilet paper. Now we have explosive diarrhea all over the country but no shortage of toilet paper. 🤔

Don’t eat raw frozen shrimp.

Joke of the day!

These new hairy croissants are becoming a huge trend. 😳

3000 men rising in respect at a time when women weren’t allowed to dream. 👏

This is a tough decision to make. 😂

I must’ve been going to the wrong libraries all my life.

Thoughts that keep me up at night. 🤔

Enough with the conspiracy theories! This is all the proof you need.

Eloquent and to the point!

Singing for Jesus, outside Turning Point USA. Pay attention to the lyrics. 👀

What’s the message here? 🧐

I like highly educated, classy First Ladies who never had to pose nude for photo shoots. 💙

OH HELL NO!!

It needs frogs, turtles and alligators. May be some snakes and crayfish too.

Watching a duck enjoying soccer game is the best way to start your day. #BlueDuckArmy

Too funny not to share! 😂

Updated list…just released.

Perfect tattoo to cover up a birthmark.

Meanwhile..near Mar a Lago.

Ladies, the heat problem solved. 👇

Here’s what really happened.

I wonder if this works for men as well. You know… keep the boys from flapping around.

Make orgasms great again! 😳

Humans have a lot to learn from nature. 💙 Have a great day everyone.

Something for all the egg lovers.

Proper way to grab a bottle of Corona.

I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken. 🇺🇸

Audio from Casino dubbed over Looney Tunes. Enjoy!

I knew it reminded me of something! 😂

Pete Hegseth preparing for war.

The most MAGA uncle in the world! 👇

She is not wrong.

Happy Friday everyone! 💙

How’s the ballroom coming along?

I am truly speechless!

Her name is Aliènette Coldfire. Look her up. You won’t be disappointed.

Members of congress, trying to get by on their meager $174K per year salary. Turn on the sound for a better experience.

The more you know…

Have a beautiful day everyone. 💙

Your assignment today is to translate this and tell me how you feel about Trump. Sing it!

Trump’s new nickname: Rat Bag.

Here’s a cute video to start off the day.

Well said! Very well said!! 👏

Guess who didn’t get any flowers yesterday.

Watch this 3 min video and start your day with a good laugh.

And they’re going to make the American taxpayers pay for it.

I wonder if this guy ever got a position in Trump’s administration, after all the ass kissing he’s done. Or should I say “ball licking?” (Check out the tattoo)

This bird hit the jackpot!

Poor doggie lost all faith in humanity after this incident. 😢