Dude! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

Mark Carney isn’t in the Epstein Files.

Presidential Act!

The U.S. under Trump is a plague on democracy and our allies. Untenable.

Marble coffin. That is all.

What in hell is Trump’s obsession with marble? It’s weird.

Interesting!

Like.

If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.

This is my favorite parody account.

Another reason I love Taylor Swift is because she gives and gives unlike other billionaires.

Putin, again dressed in military uniform, said he plans to continue the war because “the heads of the Ukraine regime are not in a hurry to solve this conflict with peaceful means."

This feeling of no control over our future is stressful. Everything Trump is doing goes against good principles and decency.

FFS

Fringe cringe.

I cannot imagine a more uncomfortable material. Cold. Hard. Like Trump.

Fund medical research. My god.

That storm was a doozy—2 snapped power poles deep in the woods. PGE working tirelessly to get us back up. So grateful.

Dozens of energy projects cancelled in California.    Now five more on the East Coast.    All because Donald Trump wants to kill cheap, renewable energy.    Want to know who will pay the price for Trump's job killing cancellations? Check your utility bill next year and you will see.

What do we look like 3 years from now?

Symbiosis. Ugh.

If they’re not wealthy, they don’t matter 🤷🏻‍♀️ American Greatness!

Trump can demand his minions write and post 260 comments a day. That still doesn’t change the fact that the economy is failing and Trump has dementia

The period between Christmas and New Year’s is sponsored by sweatpants and denial.

It’s still hard to believe that Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend is the President of the United States.

Russia just bombed the main highway leading into Kharkiv - heavy traffic with families returning home after Christmas - cars are burning with people in them. And we discuss signing something with them?

"The swift degradation of CBS's reputation under Weiss’ leadership is just one more proof point that the American media is being commandeered by an aggressive and coordinated conservative movement that is moving as quickly as possible to usurp control and rewrite history in deference to Trump."

I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.

Guys, I hope you are had a great Christmas with friends and family. But please spare a moment to remember those who are so alone, they spend the entire day posting hateful messages. And then remember that one of those guys is in charge of the country.

❤️❤️

Good. Narcissist loser.

Tantrum. Everyone pays when he doesn’t get his way. Thanks, SCOTUS!

I refuse to believe this man is sober.

🎄A Christmas retort: Dear Trump—I am not scum. I’m part of the California machine that supports Red States even if they hate what we stand for. They would wither without our dollars and generosity. I do this gladly, because I care about all people regardless of their beliefs. You should try it.

Deeply unwell barbarian.

For Christmas we’re getting a new son-in-law! He proposed at Tokyo Tower! 🗼

Joyful!

Here’s our power situation 👀

What a fucking mess.

NORAD tracked Santa. Trump tracked enemies, ghosts, and a five-year-old election, then ditched Christmas dinner at Mar-a-Lago to hide in his grievance pantry, shoveling raw resentment straight into the internet. 🎄📱

OMG in California!

Peace on earth, goodwill to men.

How do you just “uncover” over a million Epstein documents out of nowhere like they were misplaced in a desk drawer? You don’t, and when accountability gets slow-walked like this, it usually means the same powerful people involved have enough power to force the DOJ to delay it.

Merry Christmas!

Pervert.

Enough.

This makes me sad. NORAD and Santa should be hands-off. He is depraved and needs to be removed. FFS.

Trump thinks he owns the Western Hemisphere and that he's going to split the world up with his fellow despots. This is not hyperbole.