Please, oh please come for me, Stephen Miller. I - a lowly school bus driver - will wipe the floor with your administration's dumbass legal department. Fascist traitors deserve the guillotine, one and all. And that, my shit-for-brains friend, is Constitutionally protected speech.

And this is why I'm so glad I left teaching in 2019. Cheating/plaguarism was already rampant in the Google-dominated internet age and I was thoroughly burned out then. I would be homicidal now.

Can't wait for these goons to get what's coming to them.

The thing about leaf blowers is, the people who use them should be shot.

I just learned Own Roizman, who was cinematographer for The French Connection, also shot Three Days of the Condor. Film dweeb achievement unlocked.

Oh my god.

This one took 16 years to mellow out. Not my best effort.

I ran into one of the pre-K kids I take home at noon while at Aldi on the way back from my shift and she was absolutely *gobsmacked* to see I exist outside the school bus.

Anyone who stops Jessica Chastain from *anything* incurs my wrath.

Forget "Cowboy Diplomacy," folks. We're in the era of Shit-For-Brains Diplomacy. Get on the Narcissistic Moron Train, or you're gettin' left behind, losers!

Contrast Mackenzie Scott with her manchild trainwreck of an ex and you see with utter clarity why billionaires must not be allowed to exist. apnews.com/article/mack...

Carr can admit the truth the easy way or the hard way. Me, I'm rooting for the hard way:

Trying to look up yeast-free dog foods and so far every list I've encountered features multiple varieties with dried yeast listed explicitly in the ingredients. I'm 100% sure this is AI-based internet enshittification.

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Unlike Mark, I will unreservedly recommend The Hot Rock. It is *immensely* entertaining.

This is libellous of Pottersville. Pottersville was a slammin' town.

Someone just hand-delivered an early birthday present to me. This is a *top shelf* gift.

This is bullshit. Radiohead is a poor English version of Sigur Ros. Radiohead can suck it.

More of this, please. This is how we defeat these gestapo thugs. First the protests. Eventually we bury the fascists under the jail.

I'M ANTIFA!

This morning I put out an all hands invitation to an impromptu backyard movie night showing this tonight. There are few better films.

Now we're talking. End the tyranny of Daylight Saving Time and its cabal of clueless defenders.

Goddamn it.

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

My workplace is on the verge of moving into its new staff/maintenance building. I knew it would be this way, but I'm still shocked at just how incredibly shitty institutional furniture has become in the 21st Century. It is a dumpster fire. The new furnishings should be incinerated.

Firing liberals over stuff right-wingers get away with every day is truly honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy.

Oh dear god. It's in the running for WOAT.

I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now when I was stronger. (There is no better lyric in all of pop music, and that is why Ooh La La is my all-time favorite song. Just gotta remind you guys every year or so.)

It's bad news at the old waterin' hole tonight, friends. There are over half a dozen irregular folks here in full "American flag" regalia. It is *not* gonna be a good night.

Today I got 2 vaccinations, 2 thrift shop shirts, and 2 cigars. You know how this night ends? That's right, friends...

Charlie Kirk was a martyr for free speech, which is why we're going to deport anyone who "makes light" of his death.

/7 So I question the proposition that just because Charlie Kirk didn't go around killing people, but went around belittling and demeaning and dehumanizing them instead, that he's inherently admirable. Would I be a hero if I said I will debate ANYONE about whether black people are human? No.

I use FB for Marketplace and sometimes end up on the main site for a few minutes and HOLY SHIT is it riddled with atrocious AI slop now. My goodness what a shithole.

The idea that an instructor can and *should* be fired for daring to teach something not explicitly mentioned in course catalog is the pinnacle of the "students as customers" idiocy that's been steadily destroying American universities for decades now. You're taking a class, not buying a product.

University administrators are widely disproportionately snivelling cowards. Most of them come from business and management schools - factories of moral terpitude.

A day of reckoning is coming for these gestapo thugs. When it arrives, there will be dancing in the streets.

Also, Trump isn't Kilgore; he's Kurtz. We all remember how Kurtz ends up.

YouTube Shorts are a fucking plague.

Just saw a hummingbird. Poor thing better be heading south today.

I claim a far more useful power.

AI and all of its boosters need incineration in a 2100° inferno. This is not hyperbole. It needs to be obliterated. BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW!

I've seen a lot - I mean a *lot* - of Floyd interviews over the years, and I gotta say this second Beato interview with Gilmour is a top three. Almost two hours! @haggischomper.bsky.social youtu.be/OT_KFCidz_s?...

Wikipedia editors trying to fend off the onslaught of AI crap have crowdsourced some telltale signs of LLM-generated writing; it might be handy for editors and proofreaders generally. Thanks to @ellenrykers.com for pointing me to it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

I’m probably going to regret saying this but sometimes I wonder how much of elite dialogue is driven by rich people being upset by how dumb their kids are/what shitty parents they were.

Few truer things about university administrations have ever been said.

Because I bitch about it when it's terrible, here is a respectable version of a half staff flag, mere blocks from last night's abomination. How fitting a school gets it right while a government gets it wrong.

Having a backyard fire tonight and there's a shop vac in the sauna I'm about to finish building and the dog can. not. handle. seeing the shop vac through the glass door of the sauna. Barking like an intruder has broken the perimeter.

You would think - given how often our country needs to put flags at half staff due to mass shootings - that the people responsible for putting flags at half staff would know WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE DOING. But no. They can't even get that right. This country is so fucked.

You heard the grand jury, folks. Throwing sandwiches at the feds is protected speech!

The next president better want to put this traitor up against a wall at 12:01 on Jan 20, 2029.