what she asked of me at the end of the day clavicular would have blushed

If the lesbian bar you're in doesn't have a fire exit tell those ladies to enjoy their death trap and promptly leave

the fact that a Cybertruck would be the most appropriate vehicle to host the time machine in an updated Back to the Future is just one more reason why no such reboot must ever be made.

I think I just found the worst vanity license plate in existence

I saw this yard sign in Austin

What if they remade Point Break and used these masks instead

the only time i ever looked at a cop car and said 'damn, that is cool' it was on fire and a guy was doing a backflip off the hood of the flaming car. best shit i ever saw in my life.

There should be a way to block everyone with a bio that's an entire paragraph

Joey Ramone: in 1980 we knew it was make or break, and we decided let’s get Grogu to produce *laughs* we thought he was going to be a square, anyways first session Dee Dee keeps messing up and Grogu flings open the door and he’s got this lightsaber and he says ITS GONNA BE THIS WAY OR FUCKING ENDOR

I'm pickle Bic!!!!!

Holy shit, The shadow looks like Darth Vader! Has anybody else ever noticed this?

POV: You are Donald Trump taking one of his cognitive tests

More like bring me the Verizon

I hate Trump but hate bike lanes wayyyyyy more.

Very funny that Public Enemy and Body Count are playing to an audience that has to be like 85% chuds

again theanarchistlibrary.org/library/unsa...

This is what your uncle thinks life is like in cities. This is why he posts weird indecipherable stuff like “Omaha has fallen” on Facebook

Slightly increase a band Ramtwos (Ramones)

Earl Sweatshirt's fancier cousin

Right wingers need ballroom because they keep injecting saline into them

Repeatedly hitting myself in the balls with a hammer to make them look more beautiful

News used to be better

A lot of people misunderstand what Trump meant by "ballroom". He actually wants to put one of these in the White House.

I will never understand the liberal obsession with posting disgusting orange caricatures of Trump. I hate the guy's stupid ugly face, why would I want to look at a stupider uglier version of it?

The French name for charmeleon is reptincel..... lmao

Rudy Giuliani has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala

Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."

Why is he wearing a diaper?

will never understand the boomer generation’s obsession with not retiring. Hell i’d retire right now if i could

It's nice that AC/DC did this study but perhaps they should stick to making music and leave this kind of work to medical professionals

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

It is too soon for jokes about Trump's assassination. It hasn't happened yet.

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Helping raise money for those affected by the WHCD siege

This picture is more American than anything Norman Rockwell could have ever dreamed up

Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!

how it felt to play game boy under the covers with a light when you were supposed to be sleeping as a kid

Gavin Newsom looks like if Seth Meyers was cast to play Patrick Bateman

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Congrats on 30 years of steamed hams, @thatbilloakley.bsky.social 🍔♨️

Congrats to Hungary for electing James Hetfield

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Repbulican who lives on the coast and is proposing a tax break on boats: "Watch out for those coastal elites!"

The Cybertruck is actually really well designed in the sense that it it successfully accomplishes its intended goals, which is to disrupt whatever environment it's in and alert people that there's an asshole in their vicinity.