The ads on Facebook are getting crazy

Just remembering that this Onion article was posted more than 13 years ago theonion.com/when-youre-f...

A lot of obvious stuff in this poll (people want Dems to act with more conviction and stop tearing their ACLs trying to reach across the aisle), but the thing I learned is that Republicans are viewed as the elitist ones now! Run with that! Usain Bolt with that shit!

Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.

Whiskey Fridays with Count Dooku

happy who do you think you are i am to all who celebrate

We really need to have more discretion than this. We can't be posting stuff from people who worked for InfoWars just because they criticize Israel/Netanyahu

They have sown the wind and they are going to reap the whirlwind Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The last thing a Cheeseburger Big Bite on the roller grill sees at the 7-11:

There are certainly some elected officials who are better than others but let's not make the mistake of thinking any of them are actually ever going to be on our side. That's just not what their job is.

The whole "we'll do progressive patriotism to defeat the fascists" thing is so funny because it's literally exactly what everyone from the social democrats to the communists did in Germany during the 20's and 30's and look how that went for them Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage

It's funny that toy phones still look like this. Would a child today even recognize this as a phone?

An electric police car? Woke 2 has truly arrived

This would be one of the only times when it's acceptable to lib out so I'm gonna commit fully and go with Orange Crush by R.E.M.

British people must be so relived that they're no longer the first place that comes to mind when you hear the phrase "pedophile island"

An ice cream vendor called my work to find out if our refrigerator was running. I was very surprised when I figured out it wasn't a prank call

we should have known noam chomsky would be associates with jeffery epstein. they both had a shared interest in email

I forgot The Mighty Ducks ends with the whole team cheering as their coach leaves in a Greyhound bus because he is too much of a raging alcoholic to drive legally

Never Forget

we need a presidential candidate that is brave enough to shit on small businesses

Some quality posts are happening over on X: the everything app

Wild that James Talarico is still in the Texas senate race after Hbomberguy made that video

King size candy is called "share size" now because wokeness means you can't support monarchy anymore and now you have to support communism

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

What is violence? Is it tossing a tear gas canister back to the mercenaries who shot it at you? Is it blowing a whistle at bounty hunters who are trying to abduct someone? Perhaps, rather than asking whether an action is "violent," we should ask— Does it perpetrate oppression? Or interrupt it?

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

the groundhog came out and saw his shadow, but unfortunately he immediately shit himself afterward and they had to wrap up the press conference

the leftist enclave of Fort Worth is totally disconnected from regular Americans, like these sixteen people who own a third of the real estate in San Francisco

Shout out to the elderly woman I just saw with a Pickle Rick wallet

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

Fuck returvn I want to live in a new future that doesn't suck Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

going to work drunk and telling everyone that it's okay because it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil

Me, listening to Beethoven: "when you think about it, its pretty impressive that a dog wrote that"

I forget who was it that said police in the US are talked about like a temperamental, easily-spooked large animal

Finally, Listerine comes in Go-Gurt form

It’s better than Kanye is disavowing the Nazi shit than the alternative of continuing to double down, but I’m just gonna go ahead and wait until he’s collected his “5 years since I said some Nazi shit” sobriety coin before I welcome him back with open arms or anything

"Harris predicted this" we all did, the difference is that she was promising to give the gestapo more money and telling immigrants to stay away

Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles

every time i hear a beatles song in a commercial it feels like this

my takeaway is that going out to protests and organizing with your community like minneapolis has shown us and getting offline, where people are paid to parrot government propaganda, is the best action you can do and reminds you the average person isn’t insane or evil

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

The virgin "we must slowly move moderate voters through moderate slogans" falling before the chad "the struggle illuminates the real relations of a society like lightning lights the pitch dark sky" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed