morgan when serra introduces her to vr:

your honor i was simply saying "the ice" to alert them of the slippery streets in their native language

abolish the police

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

Absolutely obsessed with of the Devil by @nthcircle.bsky.social Anyways here's how Serra meeting Emma in Episode 1 would have gone on my end tbh. #fanart #ofthedevil

finally heard this line in killer7 last night and pointed at my screen

feral mode rumi~ #polytrix

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”

"Covid vaccines" are woke and also "medicine that treats fever is woke" absolutely deranged combo

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

this exists it is called thinking

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

jc denton: paul. what's your favorite number. paul denton, immediately: 36. jc: why? paul: 36 neatly divides into 3 12s, and 12 neatly divides into 3 4s. it feels like a 'tidy' number to me, is all. what about you? jc: 100 trillion. paul: because it's big? jc: because it's big.

as we enter into a new era of internet censorship, it is your solemn duty to break the egg prime directive. do it constantly. tell everyone. tell them again. tell them about estrogen and about T. I made it to my mid-teens before I even knew what transition was. let’s not go back to that.

backwards long jump #drawdogs #pixelart #art #supermario64

No! That's where Nanao works! 🤖Robot Alchemic Drive fanart🤖

this part caught me off guard lmaoo.

Thinking on this moment written by @jacobgeller.com for no particular reason today.

the main source of democrat opposition to trump bombing iran is that he didn't give them the opportunity to vote in favor of it first

Every third post on here

can we go back to when brianna wu was pretending to be cis please

at what point does spacex stop getting valuable data from blowing up million dollar rockets

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

Was responsible for a kindergarten class today

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Me, worried about those old men’s aging bodies: Backstreets’ backs alright?

rabid dog 'really going for it' says man who tossed it into schoolyard

happy morgan monday! #otdevil

OF THE DEVIL EPISODE 1 SPOILERS made my own ace-attorney style take on a pursuit theme for #ofthedevil. Episode 0 is free and you should check it out. #otdevil #otd #music #fantrack

I have brainworms for @nthcircle.bsky.social's Of the Devil. I decided to make my own take on if the game had its own Ace Attorney styled Cross Examination theme. Fun learning and good practice. Go play the game now, episode 0 is free. #otdevil #ofthedevil #music on.soundcloud.com/fKwx9NKLreuG...

don't care, i'll keep drinking coffee anyway

Damn this HorizontalScrollView and I have a lot in common

Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs

I found where they’re conserving you

Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.

Seen a few people saying "If you have to explain the joke then maybe it's not funny :/" and I don't think that's a viable standard on this particular website

We implemented Pluey.

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you