no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

Dems will keep laying the groundwork for fascists and then spend the next decade wondering how the fascists took over so easily.

It sure would be nice if America had a legitimate opposing party. But alas, the country is forever stuck with these useless clowns.

democrats strategy continues to be: “we give up! it’s almost our vacation!”

He just won the election and there’s already clickbait articles complaining about him not being left enough.

Jeremy Renner could have spent the rest of his life shitposting on The Jeremy Renner App, but he just had to throw it all away.

Remarkable that every boss talks about how amazing AI is, all the way up until that AI's outputs hit people whose jobs don't depend on agreeing, at which point they inevitably have to conceal that they are using AI. The shitty Coke ad studio. Games that use AI generated assets. Support chatbots.

The weirdos who complain about Cartoon Network schedules are still around? Lmao.

Frankenstein feels like an open hearted love letter to creators, imperfect fathers and sons. LOVE the idea that what we create and who creates us is not as important as our actions, which ultimately reveal our true self. What a film, maestro!!!

“What radicalized you?” I’m an Arab guy who grew up in a Post 9/11 world, what didn’t radicalize me?

Stop reminding me that Grummz exists. Let me continue living in ignorant bliss.

The biggest misconception people have about Twitter is that it used to be fun before the annoying Nazi guy took over. The truth is that Twitter always sucked, it just took people years to notice.

"Yeah, I know Twitter is a Nazi cesspit, but I'm still on there for work reasons."

Yes, everyone is entitled to their opinions, but unironically claiming that Andy Dick was the funniest person on Newsradio is an S Tier trash take.

Neo Ned strikes again.

Anyone else surprised that all these op-eds trying to smear Pro Palestine groups started to pop up immediately after news broke about The Biden Admin bankrolling a genocide? No? Yeah, me neither.

Next select Settings, and then Moderation on the next screen. At the bottom of the Moderation page under "Advanced" is a section called "Bluesky Moderation Service" that looks like an info box. It in fact leads to more settings.

Every single liberal that gave Arab American and Muslim voters shit for refusing to vote for this grotesque monster can kiss my ass.

Being a fantasy writer is typing "they extended an olive branch" and then going "shit, do they even have olives in this world?"

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Fun fact: NDAs can not block your contractors or employees from discussing wages and working conditions. Those are protected topics.

Goofy villain concept: he’s got his own gravity field of some sort and can shoot billiard balls that ricochet and do trick shots, the green parts of his suit are also made from that felt stuff you see on pool tables ✏️💫🎱💥🦸‍♂️

If the Mamdani exit polls weren’t enough for you — young men aren’t conservative! 2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind. You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani

Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's monster is iconic, but Jacob Elordi is the definitive Creature. I'm going to be legitimately disappointed if he doesn't win an Oscar for best supporting actor.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Common MiHoYo fanbase L.

This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI. It was: Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing. it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Stop making me join social media apps that are going to be defunct in a month or two.

My interview with the phenomenal Becca Q. Co is now live! We discuss #HadesII, #Nemesis, & a bunch of other stuff. YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9k... Audio: www.buzzsprout.com/2165231/epis...

Me looking at my sandwich getting built at Subway.

No Joe Dante? Pass.

You know, I often wondered why some companies keep hiring cis actors to voice non binary characters in projects. And then I see shit like this and I’m like “Oh…… that’s why.”

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

Again, I don’t believe in hell. But weirdos like Graham Lineham make me wish it was real.

me eating a Kit

i assume all the people who complain about purity tests and being practical and putting winning above ideology are going to adjust what the winning strategy looks like after mamdani got the most votes since 1969 or whatever

#AdventureTime #PrincessBubblegum

The Dems biggest takeaway from today is going to be “Newsom has to be the 2028 nominee” isn’t it?

Wow, you mean to tell me that people will actually show up to vote for a candidate with popular policies instead of constantly settling for the “lesser of two evils”? That’s crazy.

Cuomo getting all the sex pest endorsements and still getting his ass kicked is a thing of absolute beauty.

So…. am I allowed to make fun of a notorious war criminal? Or are the mods going to ban me for doing so?

Maybe the biggest part of Cheney’s legacy is that after running a nightmarish and highly illegal torture program and killing a million people in Iraq just so oil companies could get their hands on nationalized oil there was zero accountability. The pundits, news outlets, elected officials who… 1/

My interview with the phenomenal Becca Q. Co is now live! We discuss #HadesII, #Nemesis, & a bunch of other stuff. YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9k... Audio: www.buzzsprout.com/2165231/epis...

Why do they all talk like this Nobody is scared of your dog shit, they just don’t like it smeared all over everything because it’s dog shit.

“Oh my gosh, did you see all the crazy shit that’s currently happening on Twitter?” No, because I’m not on Twitter and I’d much rather people stop reminding me of its horrid existence.

Sure, but the problem here isn’t a failure of understanding: it’s that the people in charge are very cranky right wing reactionaries who despise those people, and would rather crash the bus again and again than ever seriously court their approval.