The reason that AI art will never be any fucking good is that it was developed by an industry that runs on messianic overconfidence, with the aim of simulating the output of various creative industries that rely on overcoming self-doubt and insecurity to produce work of any worth.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Outstanding by the good people of Inverclyde 👏

When are we going to accept as a society that cruise ships are a very bad thing?

Happy May Day one and all... #beltane #mayday #summerisle #thewickerman

The perfect excuse to rewatch this absolute classic.

The damage that austerity has done to people - and the strain it has shifted onto the NHS, social security system and councils - is probably the most under-discussed phenomenon of British politics ... because it disproportionately affects working class people. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy Friday, everyone.

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

These Trump thugs and their GOP enablers, are demolishing democratic norms and - as a side hustle - making billions. What “patriots”. www.narativ.org/p/exclusive-...

15 years since this masterpiece #armchairanal

My contribution to the "is Bluesky antisemitic" debate is this. If you think that Jewish people who live in this country are fair game as targets for abuse or violence because of the actions of the current government of the state of Israel, then you're a cunt. -

“The only thing prohibiting my auntie from being my uncle right now is her not having balls…”

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

Your President killed dozens of Iranian schoolchildren, knows he killed dozens of Iranian schoolchildren, but doesn't give a shit because he's desperate to keep under wraps the details of him sexually assaulting American schoolchildren. Feeling patriotic yet?

Starmer this morning.

Dear Matt Goodwin,

Will we see a load of middle aged white blokes storming Manchester Town Hall wearing antlers?

Frank Carter looks like he’s been paralysed in an Amazon warehouse accident in Reading and won a ‘make a wish’ to have a day with the Sex Pistols here.

Am amazing closing ceremony, but the BBC commentary has been absolutely awful. Like watching Top of Pops with your parents.

Once you start looking up pictures from Demis Roussos photo sessions, you can never stop.

Hit me Paul Shane one more time

Do they understand how mad they sound? As if anyone has ever decided to cross the Channel in a small boat because, if they make it, they might get to take a free taxi to a doctor's appointment? "Pull factors" on steroids. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Timeline break: Here's the Dolmio Family doing the "funny how" scene from Goodfellas.

Short thread- Not far from Crowborough is a place called Maresfield. An old army base there was used to house Vietnamese refugees (Boat People) in the late 70s/early 80s. Nobody was bothered about them being there at the time. No protest against them. Nothing.- www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

He’s absolutely shat himself. Yank melt. 1-0. Up the Europe. Ode to fucking Joy.

Sound on

1 year ago today he left us. 😢

Can’t believe they didn’t call Tim Spector’s new show ‘The Food in Spector’

Can someone for fucksake tell #BBCNews how to pronounce Cúcuta.

It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.

I honestly thought this was some kind of satire. www.the-independent.com/life-style/h...

Choose your fighter

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️

Safety Santa!

This account is great. Just episode title shots from old TV shows. There are some proper doozies

It’s that time of year! Bad things in news headlines being erroneously described as ‘festive’, simply because they’re happening at Christmas. 1. Retail crime

2011 we bought this house, and someone is still sending a Christmas cards to the previous owners. Tradition dictates that we put it up amongst our own.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

A goodly prize, fit for the devil’s grace!

I’d definitely categorise this hangover as a ‘false dawn’. A feeling of unexpected wellbeing on waking that swiftly degrades once the business of the day commences.

The BBC radio news chose to supplement their reporting of this dismal news with a comment from (you guessed it!) Reform, who used the term ‘activist lawyers’ without challenge.

🏊‍♀️The women who swim at Kenwood Ladies Pond have already made their decision. In 2024, almost 900 members voted to keep their trans-inclusive policy - a policy that has worked peacefully since 2019. Now, a small campaign group is seeking to overturn that democratic decision through the courts. 1/5

Absolutely nightmarish

Is this what people mean by ‘serving cunt’?