Avula is pressuring Spanberger to carve out or alter specific provisions of the collective bargaining bill that would include public sector workers. Now is a good time to remind everybody of this classic Avula quote about LLMs doing the jobs of public sector workers. Has RVA ever had a good mayor?

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

🎶well, the city gave a sweetheart deal to a company called Stone Brewing Stone sold out to Sapporo, and now the people get the screwing🎶

Huh...

I see that Congress is focused on the important things right now, like... uh... introducing a bill to condemn Hasan Piker? newrepublic.com/post/209678/...

I believe City Stadium is the only USL1 stadium to host a riot. In 1974, during 2-day Cherry Blossom Music Festival, 14k gathered to hear bands. During Boz Scaggs’ set, a riot broke out when a cop pulled out his gun and pointed it at the crowd as he arrested a man for smoking marijuana. Images: RTD

Lindsey Graham says that they are going to introduce legislation so that you, the tax payer, have to pay $400 million for Trump's ballroom, which, by the way, you won't be allowed to go inside because you are a poor peasant, it's for the lords and masters only.

Zero mention of workers being able to submit claims for lost wages but I’m sure the bosses will take care of them

“Their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon courage” is some serious Madison Grant/Lothrop Stoddard stuff, straight up 1920s Klan/eugenicist language.

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.

Unhinged councilgoblin Reva Trammel just posted Mayor Avula's personal cell phone number. (804) 512-8993

What's on city buses that makes over-the-air TV lose reception whenever they drive by? Trucks and cars don't do the same.

I'm kinda surprised Trump doesn't just turn around and shoot King Charles. This speech is boring and cringey as fuck.

Born on this day in 1937. Former President of Iraq Saddam Hussein

At what point does buying Bob Dylan tickets count as elder abuse?

Gonna start calling tropical fish owners "tankies" as a bit

I have an objective answer to this question. I won my school's 5th grade spelling bee thanks to a few lucky compound words like stovepipe and jackboot. I lost state because the teacher reading the words had a thick Tennessee accent. She clearly pronounced an "e" instead of a 2nd "a" in arrogance.

It's been twenty years. Should I finally watch The Wire?

Also, baseball is boring and dying, so they can't afford to turn whole groups of people away.

I’ll tell you what. There are smarter baseball nerds on Bluesky than there ever were on the other site, but without anyone ever telling me to make them a sandwich. 👍👍👍👍

You ever think about how the Mafia boss in The Rocketeer has higher ethical standards than everyone who attended the WHCD

What need has He for milkshakes who has drunk from darker seas? What hunger stirs that formless body, Royal purple, wine-dark, free with smiles too wide, his mouth consuming all whose gluttony is only super-sized by mortal measure. Oblivion, the final grimace, overtakes us all. Not He.

One of my dear friends is being attacked by obsessed Trump-fuckers on YouTube, and I'm jealous that I'll never have the same notoriety although I've said much, much worse. I'm not hard to stalk, you fucking cowards!

For sale Baby shoes Beat all to shit Baby works in a factory-something Or maybe smelting in a refinery They don't have to pay babies $7.25/hr. Please, we need more shoes Preferably Carhartt For the baby

Remember, if you want to survive the false flag attempt Israel is paying you for, you have to make yourself a believable shit-lib. Reskeet a bunch of Will Stancil hot takes and you should be good.

Yeah, baby, keep liking my posts from eight months ago. Fuck yeah. Stroke daddy's pseudo-intellectual ego.

Nailed it! Exactly what he was like. Great work!

Gentlemen, you can't report in here! This is the White House Correspondents Dinner!

this is what all the social media in the Purge movies looks like

Also his campaign staged it once, so the possibility that they staged this should absolutely be on the table until proven otherwise.

They told me I'd be ambassador to France!

If you get traumatized while voluntarily attending a leisure event run by Nazis a possible downside is a lack of sympathy.

Trump can't have his ballroom if it's not for national security. Trump attends WHCA dinner for the first time. There's a security incident. Presto! Ballroom!

(hearing the news) WAS THE MENTALIST OKAY??

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

Our brave Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield.

it would be funny to resurrect immanuel kant because he would respawn several feet underground in the buried ruins of königsberg and be very confused & terrified and like "mmmghghfh mmhh mfhghhghh hhfglfbph" lol dirt in his mouth. dirt in his eyes

But aside from that, how was the dinner?

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

Interesting to note the different reactions on the dais the moment gunshots were heard at the WHCA Dinner:

That's it. That's the whole night. That's all you need to know.

So... the guy was outside, and he just rushed a security checkpoint with "a lot of weapons?" Bullshit. And then Trump comes out to deliver a fucking advertisement for his fucking ballroom? Fuck you. False flag. Fake news. Fuck your feelings. Fake news. False flag. Fuck you.

Well, he found a way out of sitting through the White House (Enemy of the People) Correspondents' Dinner. I haven't seen any good footage yet (a little weird and false-flaggy with half the nation's press in the room) but did Trump have any ketchup packets this time?

I hope this doesn’t break up Tenacious D again

Is this a @timheidecker.bsky.social bit?

LOL

u never see this on a tradlife mood board