Chesterfield and Virginia Beach demonstrated they cannot be trusted with this sort of thing back in July of 2020, when the fine was $25. How the hell will this make anything better?

Which one do you think they go with?

I would probably eat the upsetting Broccoli Flesh-Mound, but I would have to wear a napkin over my head in shame I think

@kenjennings.bsky.social officially recognized by bsky as a Trans+Queer Shitposter. happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Crazy how the folks who say this never seem to be the ones in the line of fire for the harm that is left over after it is "reduced"

Uh... we should all believe ourselves to be the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer, and we should all act on that. Obviously.

Okay and again, the Hot Pockets are my contribution to this story. Totinos is catching a lot of strays here and I don't want to get sued.

4Chan Christian guns-and-God conservatives plotted to bomb the MMA at the White House over the Epstein Files but were foiled when one of their moms overheard an encrypted voice chat when she delivered hot pockets to the basement where her son lives. Not kidding.

This is Bagel. He has traveled far and wide, experienced many different cultures, seen all kinds of sights, and most importantly, figured out his best angles. 13/10 (IG: livingwithbagel)

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

Give it back imo

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Don't we have enough pedophiles in the government?

Have you ever seen him this happy?

Google just pushed a notification to my phone. It said, "Google is liable for false statements generated by AI [sic.] summaries." 1/3

I hate trump's party because it sets the bar way too high for the rest of us who have young children with summer birthdays

I wish Mitch McConnell's mystery ailment the best of luck!

Happy The President is a Pedophile Day!

The video, via NYT reporter Lauren McGaughy.

Trump era metaphor alert

You can smell the gin sweat

A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon

oooooh someone is getting yelled at by the intergalactic council

Good news everyone. Facebook is down. So is Messenger. So is isitdownrightnow. So is Instagram. Welcome to the interconnected world of cascading failure.

Facebook is down. Now how will I see distant relatives I’ve never met unwittingly sharing scams, hoaxes, and far right propaganda?

facebook is down. if you listen you can hear the screams of a million boomers in the distance.

It's really fucking weird to have the president of the United States doing a surprise morning show call-in to do punditry about the war he started!

Rich guys literally will spend tons of their own money to stop a tax on themselves, even if the tax is less than their expense, because they hate the notions of public goods and paying taxes that much. Wicked people.

Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game

Congrats to the immediate friends and family members of Andrea laFlamme

Every time I see this man—one of the most photographed men on the planet—down the barrel of a camera, I remind myself that aiming a rifle and aiming a camera are exactly the same skill, and I ask myself whatever fucking happened to all the revolutionaries.

I really don’t give a shit who wins except I like every series to go to 7 and I hope trump dies

Jon Burkett left CBS 6 because he needed time to step away and focus on having gout.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Quitting nicotine is a helluva drug. 🥴

If someone presents you with only two options, you are being manipulated.

The US is now spending more on data center construction than on public transportation infrastructure

and as always death before detransition

On this: I’m a tall Brown woman with a strong jawline. A whole white woman accused me of being a man in a public toilet the other day. I didn’t correct her because my being trans or cis was not the point. The point was she felt entirely comfortable and confident doing that to someone in a TOILET.

BANANA PUDDING IS BACK BABY

I don't want people to think she'll jump on or bite anyone, but I also don't want them to think she's defenseless.

THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

Which number is higher? The DOW or Pam Bondi's Thyroglobulin?