so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

Bone temple holy shit

Think I screwed up. My daughter now says “daddy’s silly” even when I’m just walking up the stairs or putting my shoes on.

god forbid a man have a hobby

move over hemingway

Thank you dear Leader

standing outside your work at 9:58am just waiting for you to unlock the doors

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

Hamburger America

what we really need to heal as a society are brighter headlights

“you won’t get away with this”

The previous modern standard for murdering people en masse while effecting an arrest warrant involved members of a Waco religious cult (76), or group home occupants (11) in West Philadelphia or the Chicago abode of some Blank Panthers (2 dead, more wounded). Trump now holds the record.

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone from New Zealand pronounce Best Buy like “beast boi”

So cool to live 3 blocks from where Maduro is being held and hearing non stop helicopters

If they tried harder they could get some some thoria inserts in there for VITALITY.

Still the best licensing deal ever. I had a big sausage here on molly nye 2017.

I opened my first real restaurant, El Atoradero, 10 years ago on Washington Avenue in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn. It was such an incredible experience and I’ll forever regret that I opened it at a time where I lacked the ability to truly make it sustainably great.

Sloppy Boys last night at the Mercury Lounge

We are straying too far from his light

The American girl doll my in laws gave my daughter for Christmas looks like Bobby Hill

why does the oven say piss…

I’m a Cincinnati Bengals fan, so yes I know how it feels to be a Democrat.

I think a case can be made that 9/11 gut-shot the long 20th century, and it took 15 years or so for the effects of that to fully make themselves known

Cc @doughboys.bsky.social

I got married here

the cloister hotel, sea island, georgia, 1990

Note to self: always sit in the center at a 3D showing

Rousing standing ovation at Avatar last night for the Michael Jackson trailer

If you’re in the demo to buy this, then I hope you have enough sense to just ask ChatGPT directly how to improve your life and save the $20

Also Doug Martsch is probably my favorite musician who looks and dresses like the 1/6 Camp Auschwitz guy.

That was a treat last night. Bought a ticket to see Built to Spill on Long Island bc I missed out on Woodstock. Turns out this was literally a bar show (a charity fundraiser) and I was right up front the whole time. Incredible.

Enjoyable mezcales as of late. Lalocura “reserva especial” coyote from the maestro Lalo Angeles. 18 year old agaves, distilled in clay pots. Sanzekan, a co-op of producers from Guerrero. This is a zacatoro— super lactic with lots of chocolate and leather.

when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album

JUSTIFIED - “Fire in the Hole” (Dinner, 2010)

He was at S&P the other day and it was genuinely difficult not to thank him for his service.

Good eating day in NJ. Barbacoa, mariscos and Star Tavern.

Long live The Consolidated Sandwich Group! $30 at Court Street Grocers Carroll Gardens only, but soon available at all Members of The Group. Cc @davidjroth.bsky.social

Time Out Market in Union square an absolute ghost town. Lori Jayne and Taqueria El Chato both already gone. As someone who has been approached about these opportunities, the number don’t work and I can’t understand how businesses are still saying yes.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Republicans summed up in one short clip.

D-DAY!

One of the others was a nice old couple talking to us about how Muslims were walking the streets in London “10 people wide” and refusing to move out of the way.

Had a couple of weird MAGA experiences in Destin this week. As I’m flying out, guy just sat next to me wearing a Gulf of America hat.

Simply lolegged

Drove by this yesterday and was bummed to see they had fixed the sign.

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys