Hamburger America

“you won’t get away with this”

The previous modern standard for murdering people en masse while effecting an arrest warrant involved members of a Waco religious cult (76), or group home occupants (11) in West Philadelphia or the Chicago abode of some Blank Panthers (2 dead, more wounded). Trump now holds the record.

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone from New Zealand pronounce Best Buy like “beast boi”

So cool to live 3 blocks from where Maduro is being held and hearing non stop helicopters

If they tried harder they could get some some thoria inserts in there for VITALITY.

Still the best licensing deal ever. I had a big sausage here on molly nye 2017.

I opened my first real restaurant, El Atoradero, 10 years ago on Washington Avenue in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn. It was such an incredible experience and I’ll forever regret that I opened it at a time where I lacked the ability to truly make it sustainably great.

Sloppy Boys last night at the Mercury Lounge

We are straying too far from his light

The American girl doll my in laws gave my daughter for Christmas looks like Bobby Hill

why does the oven say piss…

I’m a Cincinnati Bengals fan, so yes I know how it feels to be a Democrat.

I think a case can be made that 9/11 gut-shot the long 20th century, and it took 15 years or so for the effects of that to fully make themselves known

Cc @doughboys.bsky.social

I got married here

the cloister hotel, sea island, georgia, 1990

Note to self: always sit in the center at a 3D showing

Rousing standing ovation at Avatar last night for the Michael Jackson trailer

If you’re in the demo to buy this, then I hope you have enough sense to just ask ChatGPT directly how to improve your life and save the $20

Also Doug Martsch is probably my favorite musician who looks and dresses like the 1/6 Camp Auschwitz guy.

That was a treat last night. Bought a ticket to see Built to Spill on Long Island bc I missed out on Woodstock. Turns out this was literally a bar show (a charity fundraiser) and I was right up front the whole time. Incredible.

Enjoyable mezcales as of late. Lalocura “reserva especial” coyote from the maestro Lalo Angeles. 18 year old agaves, distilled in clay pots. Sanzekan, a co-op of producers from Guerrero. This is a zacatoro— super lactic with lots of chocolate and leather.

when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album

JUSTIFIED - “Fire in the Hole” (Dinner, 2010)

He was at S&P the other day and it was genuinely difficult not to thank him for his service.

Good eating day in NJ. Barbacoa, mariscos and Star Tavern.

Long live The Consolidated Sandwich Group! $30 at Court Street Grocers Carroll Gardens only, but soon available at all Members of The Group. Cc @davidjroth.bsky.social

Time Out Market in Union square an absolute ghost town. Lori Jayne and Taqueria El Chato both already gone. As someone who has been approached about these opportunities, the number don’t work and I can’t understand how businesses are still saying yes.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Republicans summed up in one short clip.

D-DAY!

One of the others was a nice old couple talking to us about how Muslims were walking the streets in London “10 people wide” and refusing to move out of the way.

Had a couple of weird MAGA experiences in Destin this week. As I’m flying out, guy just sat next to me wearing a Gulf of America hat.

Simply lolegged

Drove by this yesterday and was bummed to see they had fixed the sign.

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

lol we have this calendar in our office

actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie

Genuinely loled after I finished A Better Tomorrow and looked up the synopsis for the sequel, which has Chow Yun-fat (who steals the movie) return as his character’s identical twin brother

the only pie take worth posting

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Rewatching The Critic and realizing how much of my early ideas about NYC came from this show. Still very funny but also so so many gay jokes.