Tory Party: “We’re in our way back!” Voice behind them: THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY YOU’RE GOING NOW, AND THERE’S NO USE MAKING A FUSS ABOUT IT.

*game invades Poland*

“There’s somebody being a bore, there’s somebody being a bore”… (Rather niche GenX joke here…)

Does anyone have/know someone with a copy of the Black Library novel The Rose at War by Danie Ware they'd be willing to sell at a reasonable price? Trying to complete my collection of Adepta Sororitas novels and I'm missing this one.

Feel a bit sorry for the mortified lady who made eye contact with me in Halesowen McDonalds as she was wiping her armpits with a napkin. You be comfy, love.

Who has a checkered past, Robert Jenrick? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

oh hahaha no, I'm sorry apparently a full half of the 3000 settlement per book goes to the publisher, so I think my total share is $3750 for stealing my work in an attempt to replace me

This isn’t a picture of Mel Stride and the shadow chancellor being misidentified on ConHome feels quite indicative of where the Tories are at.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

See the Twittefication of BlueSky continues ..

Took my grandson to his junior school fete, where I also attended and was pleased to note that Pete Bate's high piss mark was still engraved in the bog tiles. I was there that day and the crowd of us cheered like mad. Pete died years ago; thankfully, his legendary piss remains.

Is there a little known Amendment to the US Constitution that prevents members of the press from asking the President tough and follow up questions? A "What the f*ck are you on about?" a "Why do you lie all the time?" or a "Are you bonkers?" would be very welcome.

What the fuck is up with goats’ eyes? Why are they like that?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Poor Tommeh! 🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile: Google AI Overview: "'The Beatles' does not yield any results. No such music group is known to have existed. You might mean 'beetles', which are insects, but it is very unlikely that such creatures can create popular music..." "This AI result used more water than all of Canada in 1 year"

Anglophone culture's slow descent into a witless insistence that art depicting something must be endorsing it is genuinely horrifying.

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Papa’s got a brand new one.

Here I am in March 2020 wearing the PPE that was available at the time for frontline services about to see an influx of extremely sick people with SARS-CoV-2 now known as COVID-19. I watched many die. Colleagues died. Michelle Mone should be in jail. And she should only be the first on a long list

Well, I hope they keep the song.

Cameron was the worst ever... Until May. May was the worst ever... Until Johnson. Johnson was the worst ever... Until Truss. Truss was the worst ever. Sunak wasn't the worst ever. I believe this is what they call a "low bar".

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:

I must do this.

Happy 40th birthday to Just Like Honey by The Jesus and Mary Chain - released as a single on this day in 1985

The very first episode of 'Joe 90' was released 57 years ago today. Your week won't get any better than this, trust me.

This tweet has been doing the rounds on Twitter now that Nathan Gill has pleaded guilty. If only someone had tried to investigate UKIP & Russian interference 🧐 There’s another timeline where the Guardian supported me, doubled down on the investigation & I look 5 years younger ..

I promised myself I’d drive right by the McDonalds this morning. Reader, I am weak. And full of sausagey goodness.

If you see this, post a bridge.

(Yes, those are some of the actual records used in the making of the titles; I was VERY lucky to snag them on an ebay auction a few years ago. Probably my proudest possession!) #forgotten80s

'out of the three mass shootings today'

It reappeared again. It had a hidden third listing. All seems to be gone now. GByebies!

I’d deleted GBNews off my Samsung Smart TV, yet it still appeared: have just figured out how and killed it again! The fuckers had relisted it with a SECOND listing ID for the On Now section BECAUSE THEY KNOW PEOPLE DELETE IT. You have to scroll all the way through the channel list under Samsung TV+.

Nominative determinism: case in point.

Chappelle spending the last 10 years & four full Netflix specials pissing & moaning about how he can say any offensive thing he wants only to headline a festival with contracted limited speech: 10/10 hypocrisy, no notes

Palace love playing Liverpool.

“You’re not West Ham’s real dad, you can’t tell West Ham what to do.”

60 seconds after installing TikTok

There's a reason they seem to be mostly targeting women to beat up, and we all know what it is.

This guy has perfected his Trump lip-syncs and I think this is the peak

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

“I can’t believe someone has just walked up this path that I helped to pave.” Also: Has anyone coined the nickname “Man Widdecombe” yet?

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

“Find me a Cones Hotline idea… but WANKIER.”

Again, the *obvious* weakness Reform has is combining its first ~10%, who are much more conspiracy adjacent, with wider mainstream appeal. This is a wedge both Labour and Tories should be kicking. Remember how much Ref. floundered under Tice when they became the party of Covid-skepticism?

The thing about Tylenol and autism is that Trump is in the Epstein Files.