Reminder (to myself) that I have a locked beta dick and a big ass

a little face card and shaft card to help with the horrors of monday

The boy, butt, bulge, and boner.

he was the sitting president of the united states

Idk about “best,” but I like these

😌🩲 #bulge #briefs

Got cold enough that I had to break out the thermals 🥶 #gay #nsfw #bulge #softie #hairycock #fullbush #hairy

Some white Jockeys for #MCM

Senate Dems also bailing out the Supreme Court from ruling on mass starvation

The #bush is bushing

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Everyone else playing Pokémon Legends: Z-A, but I’m hanging with my divas in the Digital World. #DigimonStoryTimeStranger #Digimon #gaymer #Angewomon #Lillymon #LadyDevimon #MagnaAngemon #MetalGreymon #MegaKabuterimon

From the archives a rare instance of my bush being trimmed for #fcf

im just on here thirsting after boys and men likes it a full time job

Mornin'

Always feel great after a shred415 session

Oozing with excitement onlyfans.com/patmybunz

Really need to get outside and stroke 😮‍💨

Thank God the Supreme Court gave the president's secret police the right to profile and detain anyone based on any immutable characteristic today, knowing the president himself will never reveal himself to be writing Zodiackian poems and pervert kiddie sketches to a world-historic pedophile.

Things overhead at a gay bar. “He had his twink chained to his belt loop like a labubu.”

A little Sunday Cumday to assuage the hangover 😖💦

How much fat could a fat cock cock if a fat cock could cock fat?

So many beautiful people showing up on my favourite day of the week #fcf 🥵 Here’s another for today, seeing as the last one was a tease✌️

Clocked out with my Cock out!😈 Let the weekend shenanigans COMMENCE! 💪🏻 🔥

happy fcf from sorrento 🥵

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

Me at 11 watching the X-Men movies: Xavier is doing his best in a difficult world! Me now: Magneto should be allowed to hunt every senator that supported the mutant registration act for sport

#LaborDay weekend for the books: • made out with my first doctor 🩺 • saw #Weapons (amazing) 🍿 • kissed my first mustached man (am I entering my daddies era?) 👨🏻 • attended my first group jackoff event and had an awesome time 💦 #LouisvilleJacks #502Bator #BatorCommunity @louisvillejacks.bsky.social

The older I get, the less subtle I am when checking dudes out

Getting naked with your friends is life’s greatest joy actually

Call me your good boy? 😏 #SoftieSunday

Same cock, different Friday ✌🏻

i have so much work to do but i am procrastinating 🙃

i’m the type of gay who gets excited about trying a new brand of soap for their dermatitis

Sitting pretty 🍑 Happy Humpday!

The compliments I get when I get undressed 😚

Was being a silly lil guy at the pool today 😌

Wet

im sorry i cant take a 24 year old trying to be dom with me like you’re not even off your parents health insurance yet

yer gonna hump me while i’m sleep??! 🫣😴🫣 #humpday

Hubby just came home and didnt even put his balls on my face. Rude.

"Kinksters don't belong at pride" Has already started so I'd like to remind our community why bdsm, leather, kink, fetish or however we're described is not only welcome but belongs at pride. Clutch your pearls in advance (a thread) ❤️🏳️‍🌈:

Sunday Cumday 💦 (first day of Pride edition 🏳️‍🌈) 🥳