When Thursday hits, the thong goes on, I don’t make the rules 🙂‍↔️

Not this guy who’s spent the night trying to get me to show up at the orgy he’s organized hitting me with “If you come, can you bring lube?” 💀

HOLY SHIT Mr. LaChance is the same actor as the leather daddy gym teacher in ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street 2’ 🤯

Kiefer Sutherland is so hot in ‘Stand By Me,’ like I know Ace is evil, but 😮‍💨

Happy Hump Day! 🍑 Don’t neglect your morning stretches, they’re super important!

Hump Day got me like

Happy Hump Day! 🍑 Don’t neglect your morning stretches, they’re super important!

Furry Chest Friday, anyone?

Has anybody made a “Happy Ass Wednesday to those who celebrate” joke yet?

I think the most Caucasian expression I use regularly in an unironic way is “Jiminy Christmas!”

One of my friends once said “I bet his beard smells weird” and I’ve never been so convinced that such pure conjecture is true

Oh absolutely 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Happy Sunday! Friendly reminder to keep your sweatpants gray and your tops cropped 😉

That’s why his cock is so fat: it’s full of secrets 🤫 Happy Friday, y’all!

I just know a spicy Buldak ramen hates to see me coming

That’s why his cock is so fat: it’s full of secrets 🤫 Happy Friday, y’all!

“Us. Bookstore. Tomorrow.”

I won gold in being a fucking nerd who’s lowkey annoying at the #gayolympics 🤓

Okay, I finished the season. It was cute 🥰

I’m finally watching the hockey show, btw

🎶 so scarlet, it was maroon 🎶

🎶 so scarlet, it was maroon 🎶

Just popping out to wish y’all a happy FCF 🫶🏻

Contending with biblical levels of arousal today for some reason 👹

Seeing some of y’all celebrating #Fursday and I’m mad I didn’t think of it first

Wow, I’ve been a little MIA on here, huh? Well here’s my ass in case y’all forgot what it looks like! Happy #HumpDay 🍑

“Man I Need” honestly might be my favorite song from last year, such a blast to sing 🙌🏻

Wow, I’ve been a little MIA on here, huh? Well here’s my ass in case y’all forgot what it looks like! Happy #HumpDay 🍑

I finished ‘On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft’ by Stephen King #BookSky

I finished ‘Between Shades of Gray’ by Ruta Sepetys #BookSky

Mandy Patinkin is so hot in ‘Sunday in the Park with George’ 😮‍💨

But I’m a Cheerleader with Big Naturals

Me arriving at the bar with the book I brought with me

#CurrentlyReading ‘Shades of Gray’ by Ruta Sepetys I’m really three for three on picking gut-wrenching books so far this year. I’m about a third of the way into this and WOOF #BookSky

Women in music 🙌🏻 That’s it, that’s the post, thank you

Seated 🎥🍿

Baby’s first speedo 🤩

FIRMLY GRASP IT ✊🏻 Happy FCF, y’all

I finished ‘Push’ by Sapphire #BookSky

I love making roasted broccoli and cauliflower because I then get to eat roasted broccoli and cauliflower, but I also kind of hate it because it lowkey makes my apartment smell like fart for the rest of the day

Exposed myself to the harsh elements (it’s chilly in my room) for this Hump Day pic, no one can ever say I’m not committed 🥶 Happy Wednesday! 🥳

#CurrentlyReading ‘Push’ by Sapphire Chose this as my second read of the year. I hadn’t intended to follow up one book dealing with an abusive mother-daughter relationship with another one, but here we are 🙃 Feels strange to say I’m “enjoying” it so far, but I’m finding it incredibly effective

Exposed myself to the harsh elements (it’s chilly in my room) for this Hump Day pic, no one can ever say I’m not committed 🥶 Happy Wednesday! 🥳

The word “cunt” Straight people: 😟🙉 Gay people: 🫰🏻🙂‍↕️👏🏻😎💅🏻

Seated 🎥🍿

For your FCF consideration

Not my house, but I know my way around

Going with Thighs-Out Thirsty Thursday this week because I couldn’t possibly post 🍑 three days in a row

Have we decided if it’s Thighs-Out Thursday or Thong Thursday? 🤔 Weigh in, gays

#NW #FilmSky