I think I’m gonna stop my ‘Scream’ marathon with ‘Scream 4.’ It’s the perfect coda to the original trilogy, plus once Spyglass took over, things were never the same 😩

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Billy Loomis, you beautiful maniac, you 😮‍💨

Rainy days and Mondays always get me hard, or whatever the Carpenters said 😪

Bloomfs, look what you’ve done to me 🫠 #FCF

Call me Fortunato the way I’m so bricked up right now

Going back and revisiting a bunch of my Letterboxd reviews and having a laugh at the consistency with which I describe movies I’ve given the same star rating

Heading to the theater to catch this shortly, can’t wait! 8️⃣

Hope y’all’s week is off to a great start ✌🏻 #MCM

That neurodivergent compulsion to have three beverages at all times 😋

I swear, like 20 minutes after posting this, I got the notification it was five stops away, and now it just got delivered 🥳 Folks, don’t ever let anyone tell you that being passive aggressive doesn’t solve anything! 🤩😌

Me pretending not to care so my package that’s out for delivery will arrive faster

Putting it out into the universe that a @horrorqueers.bsky.social episode on Lynne Ramsay’s ‘We Need To Talk About Kevin’ (2011) is something I would love to exist 🙏🏻

🎶I always felt I must look better in the rear view🎶

10 books down, let’s do a check-in! • 1,751 pages • 9.12 audiobook hours • 8 fiction/2 nonfiction • 8 female authors/2 male • 8 white authors/ 2 POC • 1 book in translation I want to diversify my reading with more non-white writers and more translated works, but otherwise I’m pleased!

Breakfast bowl be bussin’

Tighty-Whitey Tuesday ✌🏻

When the boy you went home with last night walks you to your car and gives you some ice water for the road in the morning 🥲

Softie Saturday 🙂‍↕️

Never posted hole before but it’s #HumpDay so why not?

Did someone say #TummyTuesday?

A couple years old, but one of my faves

If I have to see one more take about Ch*ppell Ro*n

Felt like it was time for a new profile description ✌🏻

Finally finished this last night and it’s my first five-star read of the year! And now the problem is it’s still living in my head and I have no idea how I’m meant to pick my next read that will follow it up 🥲 #booksky

Quote this with your favorite animal. The coolest, smartest, weirdest little freaks in the ocean. Much like myself 🤪

Without downloading any new pics what’s it like dating you?

Gonna need some more juice 😪 #humpday

Gay powers, etc etc 😌

I call this look “every male character doing any outdoor athletic activity in any movie or TV show from the 1980s”

A movie night that double-features ‘Picnic at Hanging Rock’ and ‘The Virgin Suicides’ would honestly fuck so hard, I need to make this happen

The main story // The close friends story 🟢

Shrek explaining ogres to Donkey

SEATED 🎥🍿

I DARE you to try and pinch me 😈🍀 Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Fall Out Boy song titles be like

Been a while since we MCMed around here

AMY FUCKING MADIGAN!!

Since Temu Chamalamadingdong and baking soda man have now both turned out to be horrible, I’m calling for a shot-for-shot remake of ‘Call Me By Your Name’ starring Joe Locke as Elio and Connor Storrie as Oliver

Since Temu Chamalamadingdong and baking soda man have now both turned out to be horrible, I’m calling for a shot-for-shot remake of ‘Call Me By Your Name’ starring Joe Locke as Elio and Connor Storrie as Oliver

Saturday night ✨girl dinner✨

Finding this really interesting so far. It has shades of ‘Annihilation’ by Jeff VanderMeer, ‘Surfacing’ by Margaret Atwood, ‘Picnic at Hanging Rock’ Excited to keep going! #BookSky

For the record, I’d just like to note that I’ve been saying for YEARS that Timon Charmbracelet gives me the ick and is literally just a dumb fucking g-u-y GUY behind the acting roles and people would just be like “oh but he’s so talented though,” and look where we are now; god, I love being correct

Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes! 🥰

Today’s my birthday! 🥳 This calls for the birthday suit! 😏

Floppin’ around on a Friday Happy FCF!

Floppin’ around on a Friday Happy FCF!

Call me Fortunato the way I’m so bricked up right now

You ever had a jar that was such a pain in the ass to open that by the time you do, you don’t even fucking want what’s in it anymore?

Happy Fursday, folks!