An afternoon well-spent 😍🤤

Tits-Out Tuesday (ft. a hint of gray sweatpants)

I didn’t forget about this! I’ve been having a blast revisiting this woman’s incredible body of work 🫶🏻 Because I’m gay and because it’s me, of course I have to do an album ranking: 1. Lemonade 2. B’Day 3. BEYONCÉ 4. RENAISSANCE 5. COWBOY CARTER 6. 4 7. I AM…SASHA FIERCE 8. Dangerously in Love

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I didn’t know how badly I needed a 27-year-old Colin Firth sporting a slutty little mustache in my life until I had it 🫠

#NW: A Month in the Country (1987) #FilmSky

Got sriracha in my eye while making breakfast this morning

Actually starting to cook on this and come up with some ideas, if you liked the post that means you’ve already agreed to subscribe, thank you so much

Once again considering starting an OF for which my content would be doing book reviews and reading classic poetry aloud in various states of undress

Women-in-Music Wednesday

WOMP WOMP

Tank Top Tuesday 🎽

Idk about “best,” but I like these

Happy MCM 🖤🩶🤍

And that’s what growing up looks like, folks ✌🏻

When I say that there’s nothing in this world better than a cooked potato, I mean it with every fiber of my being

Listened to the first four records since yesterday already and my god, THE HITS Ranking up to this point: 1. B’DAY 2. 4 3. I AM…SASHA FIERCE 4. DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE

Another hump for the skyline 🍑

A properly cooked flank steak has proven more difficult to master than a ribeye, but I think I’m getting the hang of it

“Sandcastles” came up on shuffle today and it hit something in my spirit so that I feel not just a revisit of ‘Lemonade’ is in order, but perhaps an entire Beyoncé discography revisit

Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time

Gave the new Demi a listen and I’m pleasantly surprised! From the prerelease singles, I was worried we were getting into Kesha Lipa xcx cosplay territory, but there are really strong album tracks on here. Her voice sounds amazing and Zhone’s production is super cool

I didn’t realize the new Brandi Carlile record had come out already, if you need me I’ll be here ✌🏻

Need to queen out with him so bad

Tonight’s vibe 🍁🎧

Trust the process 🔥🐖🦃

When the C is too F to be contained 😪 Happy Friday!

Happy Hump Day! 🍑 Got some new shoes for work, what do y’all think?

Weyes Blood Wednesday

About a third of the way through this and VERY intrigued to keep going. I saw the movie ages ago and reports I’d heard that it’s quite different from the book are accurate so far.

bloomfies what’re y’all’s favorite albums to listen to in the fall? Here’s Mine:

Sleepy MCM 😪🤍🩶🖤

Drinking wine out of the bottle and veggies roasting away in the oven

I shudder to imagine the cow this Shamu-ass brisket came off of 🫣

Okay, but at a certain point you gotta give up the ghost on the whole “I’ve always been a slow writer, I’ve missed every deadline I’ve ever had” schtick you’ve been banging on about for the last almost 15 years.

Can never get through a singing sesh without some Adele

A more recent karaoke go-to of mine. Sometimes I have to concede that some male artists do indeed have talent and are worth listening to 🫣

And I’d like to say in response: WE ALREADY FUCKINGGGG KNEW THAT Thank you for waiting until 10 years after your heyday to address this

You’re so right 🫶🏻

Home from work, off the next two days, imbibing Cayman Jacks, and I’m feeling musical. Singing videos may be incoming 🎤

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand - Bananas - Cannibal Holocaust (1980) - “Rude” by MAGIC!

A day in the life

The way both stans and detractors post about Taylor just saying “she” and “her” and never her name and yet everyone knows who’s being referred to is really wild I mean, “so tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is?” There’s something to it, lol

I miss REAL journalists

Obsessed with these undies and cute cropped tee from @awrymenswear.bsky.social 🤩 Everything fits great and is super comfortable 👌🏻 Definitely will be ordering again!

Welp. That’s show business, baby 😅

Possibly the dankest ramen I’ve ever made 😮‍💨

Gotta signal boost since the day is now upon us 🍑

#BloomfieBubble for the last month 😌