In honour of the icon Catherine O’Hara 💛 x

I’m broken! I don’t know how I’m going to cope in a world without Catherine O’Hara in it 😢 Sweet dreams, you absolute icon 🙏

Hump day

Which one do you prefer, on or off? 🤔😏

Hotline express, how can I be of service xo

How does one get their shit together?

The only Trump I support is Mary Trump ✊ Donald’s estranged niece coming to the rescue to tell us how much of a cunt he is 👏

Had my first trim of 2026 💇🏻‍♂️ Happy Saturday 🫶

Coming home from a stressful day at work to a speeding ticket is always fun 🫠 Don’t speed kids xo

The evening horn has hit. Someone (preferably with a 🥸), I just need your 👄 and 👅 around my 🍆 for like 10 minutes please. Thanks xo

No one complimented my hair 😤 Have a good day 👋

Had my first trim of 2026 💇🏻‍♂️ Happy Saturday 🫶

Name a PS2 or GameGube Game. This was a hard choose for just one, so here’s a few faves!

1 more day of work until the weekend 😮‍💨

All I will say is DT needs to leave Greenland alone and go after a fucking foundation that matches the colour of his ear complexion 🙄

Hi, it’s me. Hi. xo

Happy New Year x

I’ve decided to take a little step back from Bluesky for a while. Not sure how long I’ll be gone but if you care to stay in touch, find me on insta (link in bio) xo

Took a break from Bluesky for a while. Had the best time away. Home now though 😭

Packing for Singapore… I’m starting to realise I have a type 🤭

Am I drunk? Maybe a little 🤭

Sad to see a lot of my OG bloomfies have disappeared 🥺 If you’re still here, ily x

accomplished one (1) tg prep task so far

I expect all my American bloomfies to post daily dick during holiday season or ima be mad 😤

Guys, I am so so tired! 😴

I’m sorry I couldn’t pass up this night time mood lighting

Oomf asked to see me earlier and so naturally, I obliged

funday

You may as well call me a barista now, because I’m a pro 🤭

Isn’t she soooo pretty 🥹

I was gonna post this tomorrow for something I like to call #CumshotSaturday but it'll still count for #FCF If my arm wasn't in the way, it definitely would have gone past my shoulder and hit the chair

hoodie weather ❄️ #fcf

More sweats content. It’s cuddle season.

Good morning 😘 keen to make it a great morning? 😈

Will we be using my cock or will you replace the toy with yours on this #fcf ?

I’m absolutely feral today 😮‍💨🥵 Sorry for all the #fcf reposts - I need to come back to them later 🤭

It’s the best day of the week 👅 Happy #fcf lads

Happy Friday! 🤟🏼

Mornin' #fcf

So ready for the weekend 🐶🐽☀️

We’re in a fat cock recession and I’m taking a brave step to combat it. Join me! #fcf

Good morning #fcf!