Night 2: Brief - skin 🤭

Night 1: I scrub up well for a sick person 😬

I’ve just realised, I’ve sat playing Pokémon for 6 hours… I’ve not slept and I’ve not packed… I leave for the airport in 4 hours 🫠

Nothing better than a chest infection and fever the day before I’m supposed to go to Gran Canaria 🫠

Oldest selfie on your phone Please ignore the weird face 😅 2013 I think. I was 20 😭

Feeling a little delicate today. 🤕 No I’m not hungover! I’m having my teeth straighten but I have an overcrowded mouth and had to have some out at the back 🫠 I’m craving coffee right now though and I can’t drink hot drinks 😭

Good night you beautiful fuckers 😘

No plans, no clothes, no shame. Just me, my bed, and the deep philosophical debate of whether nudity is the ultimate luxury (spoiler: it is 🙂‍↕️).

Happy best day of the week… it’s been a while 🤭 #fcf

If you care to find me xo

There’s something about this app… every time I open it up, you guys make my testicles tingle and my trouser-weapon pulse 😮‍💨

I’ve finished all 8 seasons… I’m a pin’n’mix of emotions 😭 I need a new series! Help wanted xoxo

I read somewhere that a blue whale‘s poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of shit in the world, behind Donald Trump. 🙂‍↕️

@dab90.bsky.social and I are starting a new religious following for those with moustaches… If you have a moustache, we will worship you. We will be calling it Moustachianity 🙂‍↕️ 🙏

You’re all soo beautiful 🥹 I’m feeling broody (horny) 😍

I just remembered I had a drs appointment for a scan on my private area (my balls… they scanned my balls) last year and never got my results back 🥲

While my husband went to a hyrox class at 6:30am, I went for a McDonalds breakfast… Opposites attracted 🤭

Hi, it’s been a while 🙇🏻‍♂️

Went to a cute fireworks Fair 🥹

Ok fine! 😤

Apparently I only smile when I’m drunk 🥲

Currently in a hotel with friends getting ready for a night out and they put Taylor swift on… I walked out in protest 😂

Happy #fcf with some bonus #pit for y'all 😘 #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday #gay #uncut #foreskin #uncutdick #bwc

War and hate starts with religion. Sorry not sorry xo

Aren’t I a lucky man 😈🥵

It’s cold. Come warm me up plz and thnx xoxo

It’s October 3rd… it’s also #fcf The stars align in the best way sometimes 🤭

I’m already halfway through season 4 🤭 YES IM ADDICTED! Sue me xo

When you’ve been sexting your bf all day and you’re both horny as fuck #bulge #precum

Wore a jock for my bf to come home to…. this is currently his POV #humpday

Playing with my cock at the communal urinal over the weekend 😈😜 #exhib #public

It makes me so horny wearing a thong and feeling it against my hole 🥵 #humpday

Going off grid a little… my feed has become a little too political for my liking. Love you all xo In the words of @tyleroakley.bsky.social: 😘

My bestie got enGAYged! Go congratulate him now! 🥰

After a lovely weekend celebrating my birthday 🎁🎈 I also had another reason to celebrate… #engagement 💍❤️🥰

Ok babes xo

Oops I napped… it’s now 2am 🫠

You all made this happen! I love #fcf 😭

Friday hog 😮‍💨 #fcf #uncut #foreskinfriday #fatcockfriday

Some people have really nice dicks 🥵 (if you’re reading this, yes I’m talking about you 😏)

If you’re reading this, you’re already in danger 😏 #FCF

Happy #fcf! If it doesn’t slap your thigh when you walk, don’t tag me xo Yes I’m horny (when am i not) 🫠

I missed hump day

Need a bro-job plz. Someone help a gay out 🫣

HOW AM I ONLY JUST WAITING UNTIL NOW TO WATCH DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES?! It’s pure gold! 😍

My heart just shattered 😭

Just got out from seeing Katy Perry and the men’s toilets had several women in there 😡 Guaranteed they are the same women that scream bloody murder about trans women being in female toilets 🙄

Happy Birthday to my best friend and the love of my life 🥰 ily bish xo

I am not Bluesky, drunk…. You are

Happy Thursday