A thong for butt day! 🍑

I’m absolutely going to buy a Switch 2 exclusively to play Pokopia, but it’s killing me to have to wait at least another month before it makes financial sense to do so. Cozy game now, please !!!

Dropped a dear friend off at call for the first public performance of their Broadway debut and then took a long loop through Central Park with the rest of NYC on a gorgeous day. Y’all, I feel so much Spring. 🌸 @domusdommi.bsky.social

I distinctly remember improvising the phrase “I was trying to pull the wool over their eyes, but they was already sheep!” in my dream last night. I was dressed as The Once-ler from Green Eggs and Ham for some students, except actually I was the Lorax. Anyway, do you think I’m capable of being loved?

Shortly after taking this photo I made him wake up and move to the bedroom so I could finish watching Hamnet. Tells you a lot about us tbh!

(Many such cases)

Having the really bizarre experience of this post breaking containment today and reaching people who think it’s an earnest statement and not me making fun of myself for being shy at the gym and taking a bunch of dour selfies because of it 💖

Happy #fcf from my “home office” to yours! 💕

Happy #fcf from my “home office” to yours! 💕

This is the only face I’m comfortable making at the gym because joy is cringe in masculine spaces 💕

Horse Meat Disco Fries

Today is a rare day that my boss is responding to Teams messages, so I have to hustle to schedule a month’s worth of meetings before she stops replying. Work is fun!

Carrie Coon hive rise UP!

No, YOU look like you wore a bodysuit to the gym!

first day in the dressing room for my broadway debut 🥲🥲🥲

I’m hosting a pup DJ night at All Night Skate on Saturday!!! Featuring Raptor, Gabe Is Ok, and &more 🐶🖤 @ripraptheraptor.bsky.social

I am unfortunately extremely susceptible to Coyote Jocks marketing communications.

The cute little attempted “fakeout” before the final reveal in the Traitors finale was one of the saddest things I’ve ever watched with my eyes.

NEED to try all the Resident Evil: Requiem sodas. 🥵

I had a cute little look on last night but didn’t get any pics in context! This box crop with tiny metal studs is about to become my whole personality for Spring. Shoutout to bloomfie @arcothepup.bsky.social for being the best dancing buddy!

Happy Friday, y’all! ✨ #fcf

Pokémon Fire Island and Pokémon Palm Springs

Happy Friday, y’all! ✨ #fcf

I think…I may have been sleeping on thongs…as a concept. 😳 #humpday

I think…I may have been sleeping on thongs…as a concept. 😳 #humpday

Just rewatched Three Billboards for the first time since it came out and had such a good cry through the back half. I get why some people don’t connect with the screenplay (it can be a little broad), but it transcends as a fable for me and McDormand and Rockwell are doing unmatched work. Her eyes!

Sort of incredible how bright it is at 12:30am in February because of all the snow in the air. Pretty!

This is what I would wear to ride a big-dicked couple on their anniversary in a blizzard. If I were to do such a thing. 💕

🎶I’m dancing on the wall when I’m with you🎵 (frightening, Humpty-Dumpty-like)

This will end?!? 😍🤩✨

It’s my last day of creatine loading and I am WHAT? 👂 Bloated.

Conversation topics within earshot from straight people at work today have included Knockdown Center, Oh, Mary!, and local bathhouses???

Now that I’m locked into a stuffy desk job, should I get my ears pierced and start covering myself in tattoos, just to feel alive?

I put on this album in the gym today in honor of my friend who introduced me to it in college’s birthday, and this twee, Muppet Show-ass song made me tear up a bit? (I’m sorry that a full half of my skeets are about things that make me cry! I’m a very soft boy!!!)

Wonder Man finale made me cry a lot. Whole show was so sweet and funny and well-observed and HONEST. Such a shame it’s not making more of a cultural impact.

Boyfriend went out to walk the dog so I put on a YouTube video about the unproduced Batman musical shhhhhh

<<<!!!NECKLACE INTENSIFIES!!!>>>

Italianx Drag Queen: Strega No-no

I enjoy trying to project Hot Slut on here most days, but I’m really more of a soft sweater/cocktail bar boy at heart. 💕

Someone was trying to flirt with me on Snapchat and his opener was “You’re SO pale!” 👻 #humpday

Shaved all my chest hair off so I could see if there were pecs growing under there (inconclusive!).

Reskeet with your workout soundtrack 💪😤

Hey bro, wanna come over and ignore the thing that’s dead on the floor between us?

Not to brag, but not everyone can execute a one-handed focus pull with this much finesse. 🎥 #fcf

Not to brag, but not everyone can execute a one-handed focus pull with this much finesse. 🎥 #fcf

It took a few more weeks for no good reason, but I officially got the big promotion I’ve been working toward today! It’s been a year of shifting priorities and adult problems, so it feels great for hard work to pay off. Feeling thankful. ✨

Miss Piggy is the spitting image of the late Gene Hackman in the finale of the new Muppet Show ✨

Finally got a long-overdue job offer today and COUNTERED IT. 💕

We loooove butt day! 🍑 #humpday

I’m still a tiny tiny boy but I’m one month into my gym journey and my arms feel amazinggg