We had the final D&D session for my lil campaign the other day, and I couldn't have been happier w how everything turned out!

Celebrity Sighting: the macrame wall art from Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Naked in the Poconos again, FYI

I found it at a bus stop in rural Pennsylvania, as the cold took me. 💕

I think we can all agree that it would make NARRATIVE SENSE for me to d*e soon in a tragic and completely avoidable accident. It would just make NARRATIVE SENSE.

Pretending to see gym progress already (as a bit)

Got flirted with by two cute strangers on the way to the gym, I am going to survive this year! 💕✨

Just??? The tip??? #fcf

Just??? The tip??? #fcf

One (1) of my lower left ab muscles has been convulsing all morning, so I guessssss my workout went well last night? Or I’m dying. Either is good! ✨

Update: HR had a whole month since our last conversation and didn’t even attempt to reach out to my boss for her feedback/approval. So more waiting. 🫠

Big meeting with HR today that I HOPE is a formal offer and contract negotiation for the job I’m *already doing* feels like a referendum on an entire calendar year of my life dedicated to making money and righting my finances. I’ll take the good energy if you have it! 💕

Was really expecting Heated Rivalry to be more of a slow burn (not a complaint!!!) and kind of dreading the weird conversation I’m going to have with all the middle-aged straight women in my office pod who’ve been asking me every day if I’ve watched it yet. 🥴

Thank you for the arts support, Queen, but you’re a strong contender for the most made-up name of all time:

Going extra hard at the gym ✨

real eyes real eyes real eyes

Alan Cumming is fully dressed in (yellow) Gozer The Gozerian drag in Episode 3 of The Traitors.

People who have hair send skeet

Slutty little arm vein, send skeet 💪

Addicted to sighing so loudly that the active noise cancellation on my AirPods turns off ✨

Grunting loudly and throwing around weights recklessly at the gym to Illinoise on Broadway like a real man 💪

Someone should invent a place to Be that doesn’t Hurt

To the tune of “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘TEAM’”: “There’s no PENIS in ME.”

I’ve arrived at the part of my winter slump where I once again desire validation from strangers online. I think this is a particularly good one?!? #fcf

I’ve arrived at the part of my winter slump where I once again desire validation from strangers online. I think this is a particularly good one?!? #fcf

97-Year-Old Chinese Restaurant Still Chops Your Head Off the Old-Fashioned Way

With derision: “I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean.”

*I* really like Pluribus, but it’s so slow and quiet that I’m having an increasingly difficult time convincing my boyfriend that *he* likes Pluribus. 😀

I panicked a little bit at the firm breakfast and ended up with abundance.

I ate a protein bar I got from the work pantry after my lil workout tonight and I’m gonna get so big :)))

Bowled over every time by the way Lucy Dacus has to sing a whole entire other song to work up to the actual chorus of Night Shift. And she earnnns it. 🥲

🍊 you glad I didn’t say 🍌? #humpday

My obsessive and detail-oriented brain is starting to fixate on protein intake in a way that I’m sure will be FINE and HEALTHY! ✨

I am unfortunately one of those crazy people who decided to finally start going to the gym around the start of the year, so now we’re cute boyfriends who go to the gym together, yay! @fidofantasy.bsky.social

Physician-assisted pull-ups. 😵

WOOOOOOO BABY! Little cardio day with guest appearance from dear @dickveindyke.bsky.social

My friends took me a video of Robyn doing the spoken word verse in Be Mine! tonight at the Brooklyn Paramount, and I’ve never felt so seen and understood 🥹🥲

Dog 💕

I don’t see anyone talking about how Ayo Edebiri is doing a flawless impression of Cynthia Erivo’s accent on I Love LA…

This 100% works on me btw

Can’t stop giggling thinking about how the new season of Stranger Things makes a big deal about Vecna “spying” to discover where Max is being hidden when the answer is…the hospital. The coma patient…has been in the hospital…the whole time. Did he even try looking? She wasn’t exactly hiding…

Have been a real hater of this season of Stranger Things, but they really stuck the landing. 💕

I just got a membership at this gym exactly 354 days later so I could legally say I started my gym journey within the year. 🫡

Just watched a Youtube video about the making of the Stranger Things title sequence and enjoyed it 10x more than this new season.

Movies I’ve Watched With My Mother While Sick Over Christmas: -One Battle After Another -Marty Supreme -Jay Kelly -Frankenstein -BUGONIA

Marty Supreme spoiler with no context:

Sick and alone with my mom in Pittsburgh on Christmas is unfortunately pretty par for the course for how my 2025 is wrapping up. Send warmth and smiles please. 🤒

For sale: christmas shoes, never worn.

Got into a small argument with my mother about whether the Italian cookies and chocolates we put out before dinner and then again with coffee are desserts or appetizers. 🎄

Can someone please make an edit of Jay Kelly and Mon Mothma dancing together? Please? I think it would heal me. 💕