I was just that asshole who sent a big email at 3:30pm on Friday and I feel TERRIBLE about it. 🫣

Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.

My butt went to Colorado too, btw. #humpday

Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?

Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???

Something about hotel lighting…

Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹

Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!

Something about hotel lighting…

Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldn’t find our Uber because his van’s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. He’s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish he’s watching on YouTube. Help? 💖

Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.social’s DnD campaign

Inside of me are two wolves…

Someone I know posted a long-winded and earnest Instagram carousel about his boyfriend anniversary, and while describing their tentative first steps together wrote “We didn’t want to jink it.” I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning. 💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕

Oh I’m sure

Hey, do you wanna come over and exist in an excruciating purgatory of our own design?

Work so stressful this week I forgot it was #humpday

These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕

My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤

Naked! In The Poconos

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N

I just remembered the color puce

If I fed all my favorite songs into a computer and asked for it to create their lyrical average, I’m pretty confident it’d be called “We Only Have One Night (to Cheat on Our Partners)”

I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force

And what if I said my lower back arch has been popping off in a kind of insane way? 🫣

Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️

Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️

Spoopy 👻

Dance Yrself Clean (Sad, Undanceable Remix)

The way I lowkey need the animated green Minotaur in Marvel Zombies 🥴

And what if I said my lower back arch has been popping off in a kind of insane way? 🫣

⛓️ I got a new necklace ⛓️

Vegan! At The Leather Party

Mom says I’m allowed to have a little cocktail at home before we leave to save money at the bar !!!

⛓️ I got a new necklace ⛓️

This is what I look like, btw. 💕

What if I tried this again? As a bit?

I tailored this shirt, btw. ✂️💥📸

Is this a haiku?

Flex Luthor

I’m just like Kirby fr

Sundee!

Sundee!

I post so many photos where I’m trying to be sexy that I think I might be forgetting to inform you all that I’m actually adorable 🥹

Finally finished a shamelessly horny little portrait of one of the sweetest and sexiest bloomfs out there, @inktronerded.bsky.social. I so rarely finish a drawing, but I got this one to a place I’m really proud of. More to come, I think! 💕

Finally finished a shamelessly horny little portrait of one of the sweetest and sexiest bloomfs out there, @inktronerded.bsky.social. I so rarely finish a drawing, but I got this one to a place I’m really proud of. More to come, I think! 💕

Wearing my Merrily We Roll Along t-shirt (Fiasco revival) under my work shirt today to attend Final Dress of Chess tonight because we’re always rooting for the flop in this household. 💕

Me not being enchanted by any of the tracks on the extended edition of Forever is a Feeling is a metaphor for the way life has drained me of all of the warm, fuzzy feelings in my heart since the album first dropped, actually! 💕

Feeling an intense urge to purchase a giant block of clay, and acutely aware that I’m just revisiting all of my artistic passions as an excuse not to sit down and write.

Body was tea in the morning light, so you boys get to see cage check #10. 🤓🔒

F is for Fuck 💕