Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
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Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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Wore a jock strap to work today (if you even care)
about 1 year ago
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Liam Donnelly✨
about 23 hours ago
We had the final D&D session for my lil campaign the other day, and I couldn't have been happier w how everything turned out!
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Celebrity Sighting: the macrame wall art from Animal Crossing: New Horizons
1 day ago
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Naked in the Poconos again, FYI
2 days ago
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I found it at a bus stop in rural Pennsylvania, as the cold took me. 💕
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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I think we can all agree that it would make NARRATIVE SENSE for me to d*e soon in a tragic and completely avoidable accident. It would just make NARRATIVE SENSE.
3 days ago
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Pretending to see gym progress already (as a bit)
4 days ago
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Got flirted with by two cute strangers on the way to the gym, I am going to survive this year! 💕✨
4 days ago
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Just??? The tip???
#fcf
4 days ago
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Just??? The tip???
#fcf
4 days ago
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One (1) of my lower left ab muscles has been convulsing all morning, so I guessssss my workout went well last night? Or I’m dying. Either is good! ✨
5 days ago
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Update: HR had a whole month since our last conversation and didn’t even attempt to reach out to my boss for her feedback/approval. So more waiting. 🫠
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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Big meeting with HR today that I HOPE is a formal offer and contract negotiation for the job I’m *already doing* feels like a referendum on an entire calendar year of my life dedicated to making money and righting my finances. I’ll take the good energy if you have it! 💕
6 days ago
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Was really expecting Heated Rivalry to be more of a slow burn (not a complaint!!!) and kind of dreading the weird conversation I’m going to have with all the middle-aged straight women in my office pod who’ve been asking me every day if I’ve watched it yet. 🥴
7 days ago
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Thank you for the arts support, Queen, but you’re a strong contender for the most made-up name of all time:
7 days ago
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Going extra hard at the gym ✨
8 days ago
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real eyes real eyes real eyes
8 days ago
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Alan Cumming is fully dressed in (yellow) Gozer The Gozerian drag in Episode 3 of The Traitors.
9 days ago
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People who have hair send skeet
10 days ago
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Slutty little arm vein, send skeet 💪
10 days ago
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Addicted to sighing so loudly that the active noise cancellation on my AirPods turns off ✨
10 days ago
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Grunting loudly and throwing around weights recklessly at the gym to Illinoise on Broadway like a real man 💪
10 days ago
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Someone should invent a place to Be that doesn’t Hurt
11 days ago
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To the tune of “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘TEAM’”: “There’s no PENIS in ME.”
11 days ago
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I’ve arrived at the part of my winter slump where I once again desire validation from strangers online. I think this is a particularly good one?!?
#fcf
11 days ago
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I’ve arrived at the part of my winter slump where I once again desire validation from strangers online. I think this is a particularly good one?!?
#fcf
11 days ago
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97-Year-Old Chinese Restaurant Still Chops Your Head Off the Old-Fashioned Way
11 days ago
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With derision: “I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean.”
11 days ago
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*I* really like Pluribus, but it’s so slow and quiet that I’m having an increasingly difficult time convincing my boyfriend that *he* likes Pluribus. 😀
12 days ago
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I panicked a little bit at the firm breakfast and ended up with abundance.
12 days ago
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I ate a protein bar I got from the work pantry after my lil workout tonight and I’m gonna get so big :)))
13 days ago
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Bowled over every time by the way Lucy Dacus has to sing a whole entire other song to work up to the actual chorus of Night Shift. And she earnnns it. 🥲
13 days ago
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🍊 you glad I didn’t say 🍌?
#humpday
13 days ago
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My obsessive and detail-oriented brain is starting to fixate on protein intake in a way that I’m sure will be FINE and HEALTHY! ✨
14 days ago
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I am unfortunately one of those crazy people who decided to finally start going to the gym around the start of the year, so now we’re cute boyfriends who go to the gym together, yay!
@fidofantasy.bsky.social
15 days ago
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Physician-assisted pull-ups. 😵
15 days ago
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🥸
16 days ago
WOOOOOOO BABY! Little cardio day with guest appearance from dear
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
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My friends took me a video of Robyn doing the spoken word verse in Be Mine! tonight at the Brooklyn Paramount, and I’ve never felt so seen and understood 🥹🥲
18 days ago
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Dog 💕
18 days ago
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I don’t see anyone talking about how Ayo Edebiri is doing a flawless impression of Cynthia Erivo’s accent on I Love LA…
18 days ago
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This 100% works on me btw
18 days ago
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Can’t stop giggling thinking about how the new season of Stranger Things makes a big deal about Vecna “spying” to discover where Max is being hidden when the answer is…the hospital. The coma patient…has been in the hospital…the whole time. Did he even try looking? She wasn’t exactly hiding…
19 days ago
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Have been a real hater of this season of Stranger Things, but they really stuck the landing. 💕
20 days ago
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I just got a membership at this gym exactly 354 days later so I could legally say I started my gym journey within the year. 🫡
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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Just watched a Youtube video about the making of the Stranger Things title sequence and enjoyed it 10x more than this new season.
21 days ago
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Movies I’ve Watched With My Mother While Sick Over Christmas: -One Battle After Another -Marty Supreme -Jay Kelly -Frankenstein -BUGONIA
23 days ago
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Marty Supreme spoiler with no context:
23 days ago
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Sick and alone with my mom in Pittsburgh on Christmas is unfortunately pretty par for the course for how my 2025 is wrapping up. Send warmth and smiles please. 🤒
25 days ago
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For sale: christmas shoes, never worn.
25 days ago
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Got into a small argument with my mother about whether the Italian cookies and chocolates we put out before dinner and then again with coffee are desserts or appetizers. 🎄
26 days ago
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Can someone please make an edit of Jay Kelly and Mon Mothma dancing together? Please? I think it would heal me. 💕
27 days ago
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