It’s uncanny, no?

and the devil laughs.

Just drew your fortune from my nana’s tarot deck and it looks like you’re gonna be on Love Island :/ I hate that show, that sucks :/

Hey boys ;)

You’re not gonna SURVIVE #3

🧵 📖 Books I’ve Read Thread 📖 🧵

omg I’m about to become so obnoxious

We’ll be reporting live as this situation develops

Practicing my “uGhHghhgG your gift didn’t get here in time!!! But it’s def. on the way” in the bathroom mirror. ✨ Merry Christmas ✨

okay no, but like… yeah

“Fuck ____.” A. This B. That C. You D. Me E. Them F. It G. [Write In Response]

Wagon Wheel Watussi

Confidence 👹 Love 💞 Friendship 👯‍♂️ New Chapters 📖

Show me how your 2025 went.

Pluribus is super similar to the relationship I have with theater [f-slur]otts

Your manager’s face helping you prioritize your tasks because they’re “really good at it”

JUST THINK… While you've been gettin' down and out about the liars 🤥 And the dirty, dirty cheats of the world 🎲 You could've been gettin' DOWN. TO THIS. SICK. BEET. 👹

Q: “What’s the 2nd loneliest number?” A:

Happy Holifags!

A piss play account ft. Chewbacca called WookieLeaks

A pinball machine is just a giant fidget spinner prove me wrong

Guys, remember infographics? Insane

Very tasty

4 more years

Me walking around the house at 5:45pm now

Diva Down

WHEN I SAY TEE YOU SAY HEE TEE

Hexxus, the smog monster from FernGully, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Just got diagnosed as a Katseye fan at 34. TBH, this explains so much

Obsessed + same

Hey do any of you want to look at this photo of Kate Bush dressed like a bat??

I got an F in gym all 4 yrs of high school

Depression, I am in you!!!!!

Boyfriend just said The Postal Service sounds “Owl City-ish”

Boy Brunch ☀️ @br3l00m.bsky.social @fidofantasy.bsky.social

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I have been seeing these women for 10+ years and remain suchhh a fuckinggg stann

Locked myself out of my apartment 2 hrs. before a wedding

A multi-partnered relationship where you all kinda hate each other a little bit? You mean a…

The bar playing Heartstopper during the DJ set feels like when they include a clip of someone cutting soap in the corner of a video to keep the viewer’s attention. It worked by the way

I can never tell how long a home improvement project takes… This either took 30 minutes or the entire summer

FINEEEE I’ll rewatch Buffy from episode 1!!!

Chew on That Thang. @dickveindyke.bsky.social | @domusdommi.bsky.social | @br3l00m.bsky.social

Like this for 20 extra Bing Bong points

I Honched. I Hoed. I Honchoed.

Will be in attendance at Honcho this week

Every week Celsius is like “🔔🚨NEW FLAVOR ALERT: Cosmic Tropical General Tso’s Parmesan + Fiji Apple🚨🔔” and I’m first in line to try it

The water that boils the egg 🥚 Also softens the potato 🥔