Me walking around the house at 5:45pm now

Diva Down

WHEN I SAY TEE YOU SAY HEE TEE

Hexxus, the smog monster from FernGully, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Just got diagnosed as a Katseye fan at 34. TBH, this explains so much

Obsessed + same

Hey do any of you want to look at this photo of Kate Bush dressed like a bat??

I got an F in gym all 4 yrs of high school

Depression, I am in you!!!!!

Boyfriend just said The Postal Service sounds “Owl City-ish”

Boy Brunch ☀️ @br3l00m.bsky.social @fidofantasy.bsky.social

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I have been seeing these women for 10+ years and remain suchhh a fuckinggg stann

Locked myself out of my apartment 2 hrs. before a wedding

A multi-partnered relationship where you all kinda hate each other a little bit? You mean a…

The bar playing Heartstopper during the DJ set feels like when they include a clip of someone cutting soap in the corner of a video to keep the viewer’s attention. It worked by the way

I can never tell how long a home improvement project takes… This either took 30 minutes or the entire summer

FINEEEE I’ll rewatch Buffy from episode 1!!!

Chew on That Thang. @dickveindyke.bsky.social | @domusdommi.bsky.social | @br3l00m.bsky.social

Like this for 20 extra Bing Bong points

I Honched. I Hoed. I Honchoed.

Will be in attendance at Honcho this week

Every week Celsius is like “🔔🚨NEW FLAVOR ALERT: Cosmic Tropical General Tso’s Parmesan + Fiji Apple🚨🔔” and I’m first in line to try it

The water that boils the egg 🥚 Also softens the potato 🥔

Drop some dresses (This is the only answer to this request, really)

🚨 10 Things About B2B Sales I Learned From Cheating on My Wife at the Coldplay Concert 🚨

A couple you’re friends with clearly mid-fight: 🙂🙂 You: “oh no, you’re not fighting again are you?” Them: “omg nooo what makes you say that?!” Also Them:

Remember when we were all going around calling these “wife beaters” with straight fucking faces??

Are you wearing th.. the…

Be so fucking honest with me right now - Do you own the Sniffies basketball shorts? You do don’t you

Moving after 10 years of Bushwick living has me panicked - So much of my identity is being a goblin. Who or what shall I become ✨👹✨

Whose son is gonna give me pearl necklace like Hot’s

When Feist said 1, 2, 3, 4 I really felt that

What if we kissed under the Fantastic Four symbol on the 4th of July after the Big Busted Bill passed by 4 votes yesterday 🥰 🫠

Turned down free gym pizza

Even though my parents are getting a divorce, I know they still love me. And now I get 2 christmases!!!!11!!!1! @domusdommi.bsky.social @br3l00m.bsky.social

Less than 24 until it’s officially summer!!!! (Haim’s new Album drop)

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This didn’t get the attention it deserves, so happy #humpday to all who celibate

Turn the other cheek 🕊️🙏🧎‍➡️

Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars #pixelart #supermariorpg

Don’t ask me why but this is how I feel all the time

Legend says if you die in real life, you die in your dreams

Thank god, because I have a fucking abysmal personality

Captain Morgan if he slayed

Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di

“Reed, hurry! I can’t serve cunt much longer 😫😏🫦!!!!!”

Get me to God’s country ✈️✈️✈️