I can see the ocean from my delivery room 💙💙

Induction tomorrow! Bought myself 4 games on my switch wish list, got my bags and snacks all packed up, wish me luck friendos!

Too busy trying to dodge covid, RSV, and the flu to go out tonight going to stay in with @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social who says if you start when Harry met Sally at 1030 you can align the new year with the new year scene

Having 1% more knowledge than some other rando on the Internet once again reminding me that 99.9% of people have no idea what they're talking about

Got an apology from my mother today so going into 2026 with pretty strong positive energy

Crying over the Remy the rat animatronic from the new defunctland video I'm finally getting to watch. He's so cute I want him so help me cooke everything

Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.

Name a better feeling than all the tasks you set for yourself when you were looking around the kitchen drinking a glass of water at 4am are DONE and COMPLETED by someone else by the time you wake up at 10

@softoctober.bsky.social in a nutshell

Spouse: so what's this game about? Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery Spouse: huh. Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see Spouse: 10/10

The virgin Cameron Diaz The Holiday plotline vs the chad Kate Winslet The Holiday plotline

merry happy to all my fudanshi and fujos

I have never seen the family stone before now. Why does SJP act like an alien completely unfamiliar with human customs? Why is everyone such a bitch to her immediately? Who put Luke Wilson in those pants? Why do these supposedly ultra liberals have such rigid Christmas traditions???

Me at game companies tryin to shove AI slop down my throat like I ain't got a retro pi filled with 900+ games across twelve different consoles all made by humans

Haven't watched rankin bass rudolph in a while and jesus fucking christ this kid has what amounts to a recessive gene and everyone freaks out and reacts like he's got fucking leprosy

I love ruining conversations about how my pregnancy is so easy because "hEs a BoY anD BoYs maKE thEir moTHers BeaUtifuL" and making everyone uncomfortable it's one of my favorite parts of this stage

Partners and I just realized that the central park rangers from Elf are absolutely based on the Nazgûl

Having an intense discussion about why scrooge is chosen for redemption among many viable candidates. My theory is that it's a bit like a grant system and Jacob Marley made the best argument of all eligible petitioners

The healing properties of hot showers should be studied in a lab

This wedding has An ice cream bar A creme brulee bar A zeppole bar And a s'mores bar I don't have words for how I feel right now it's like paradise

Me when I can't dance as much as I want to at this wedding I'm at

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

not to say im getting a little too emotional or anything but I was lying on the couch and my dog laid her head on my foot and I burst into tears

"the acting isn't terrible, it's a character choice he's doing it for a REASON actually- " no I'm sorry, if you want to enjoy the trash you ENJOY the trash, you RESPECT the badness. No need to write a thesis in defense of it. Enjoy something that isn't ideal! Have fun! It's fine!!!

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

After seeing wake up dead man I can confidently say that rian Johnson should have been allowed to direct all three Star wars movies. He probably would have come up with, you know, a plan.

Sweet summer children.

Spouse: you feeling okay? Me: 🥺😣😰🥱 Spouse: here let me put on billy joel singing christmas songs for you Me: 🥹😭🥰😚

All the doctors and offices I've spoken to are just so happy I plan on vaccinating on the recommended schedule it's so fucking sad to see

Solved one major and two minor inconveniences through email before noon I love crushing it

Wake up dead man was so fucking good and also activated every latent Catholic gene in this Italian-irish long island mutt body

Me eating crackers in my bed during my now customary cursed 2-330 awake time: hehehehe ain't no one kicking ME outta bed now

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Jingle bell heist rules you guys

Me: no we only need to start worrying if the contractions get stronger or closer together in timing. Spouse: LIKE IN PACIFIC RIM???? Me: yes, actually. Exactly like in Pacific Rim

Current Weather

Bought my dog a sweater and now she looks like my Great Grandda watching the street looking for someone to start judging

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

We started watching Muppet Christmas Carol on tv and realized midway through it didn’t have When Love is Gone. @softoctober.bsky.social quickly rectified this.

Three years ago today Macaroni fell asleep on Cheese's butt and Cheese stayed in one spot for like an hour so as not to disturb him. Pour one out for two perfect boys

Kurt Vonnegut's Mother Night

Grave of the fireflies iykyk

I'm like 90% sure that Hallmark produced a GO fanfic Christmas romcom with the numbers filed off. Gabriel is literally their boss.

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

5 games to get to know me! -Ace attorney (any game in the series tbh lol) - Lost Odyssey - Dredge - Mario Kart double dash - Legend of Zelda Wind Waker

Tilly did not enjoy the 3 minutes she had to go outside this evening

So much "normal parameter" stuff for pregnancy I'm guessing is based on women who are not 6ft tall with a huge linebacker build, and it is Very Annoying to constantly be told "well this marker is a little high we will monitor it" and then everything is completely fine at my next appointment

5 weeks to go. An exoskeleton of pillows is no longer enough. I need to sleep on a cloud of memory foam that perfectly conforms to my body and helps me get up and out of bed