my client didn’t show up to my friday morning presentation day over!! normalize ignoring meetings so i dont have to talk to people

why do fresh 20 year olds enter the workforce and choose to live in the suburbs? being 23, living downtown, and being a dumpster of a human is THEEE formative experience but they’re just skipping to the burbs and then complaining about not having friends? is this just a PNW thing?

coach jess leaving the kraken don’t call don’t text i’m going through

aaaAAAAAAAAAHH

it’s either a good day online or in person but you cannot have both

pov you have a meeting with me

pole. hole. sole. long ago the three* nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the bottoms attacked

ooooh man the sun is out and i do declare there will be joy

although terrifying, mr mime is a cuck

we’ve strayed too far from gods light

everybody at the raye show has a cat as their background

raye tonight consider my mental illness cured

sorry been super busy jump scaring myself for 3 days with my new phone background

can’t stand seeing your butts and holes and I definitely don’t want you to send me pics of them that’s awful APRIL FOOLS

every few months i try to go back to tumblr and remember im perma-blurred and any new account i make gets the same treatment :(

francois (scott hunter) is the hottest heated rivalry actor argue with the wall

thanks to the palm springs muscle daddy bottoms it’s kinda semi saturday not scs

happy wednesday bottoms

mentally doing so bad rn :( found out i work for a morally corrupt company and the ceo is garbage but i don’t have the means to just quit rn. so everyday i just let my soul get crushed and my brain get so angry making money for this place praying for a job posting to drop that fits me

chat I wanna **** my two danish clients so bad but instead we have to talk about mop sinks :(((

new glasses !! plz compliment !! i can see your beautiful ***** now !!

could someone explain the difference between chatgpt and a magic 8 ball to me

another ex twink insta moot came back from a multi year hiatus with 30lbs of muscle and a mustache :( when will it end

some of you don’t use this enough :(

“how was your weekend” well i hit 40 hours in pokopia so really fucking good

i can’t decide 😡

I fear they left out togepi should I kms

spent 2 hours just watering grass in pokopia last night this game is my full and entire personality now

all 7 people in the group chat laugh reacted to my joke so yeah im gonna be pretty annoying today

reminder to pet owners to clean the hair out of your computer fans. mine just went down 78 dB

hold on did Pokémon Co drop the first official world map in costco magazine

a babyyyyyyy

LOVE hockey

recently took a “kink archetype” quiz and it called me manipulative and annoying 🙃

wait some of you are horny EVERY day!? how exhausting

happy valentines day sponsored by weed and enshrouded

well it’s about that time

my husband is out of town all weekend so who wants a part time boyfriend for valentines day

anybody hiring an interior designer? i swear im really talented between all the gaming and ho-ing

you ever blasted “this kiss” at 8am? it will set you up for a good day I promise

name someone sleepier I dare you

once again, im in heaven 🥹

getting a haircut should i just shave it off for fun

my bathroom is dirty but my bulge is heavy so im not worried about it rn

almost reached community pole status i hope it comes with first class upgrades and lounge access

love waking up and reading the morning news (after dark feed)

yelling at gay people for sneaking in front of my 5’5” husband at a concert is my passion

joey daccord is the hottest hockey player argue with a wall

jade tn AND fcf?!

teams heart reactions are my litmus test for straight male coworkers being chill bc why are you thumbs upping my funny, insightful, and witty messages the heart is right there girlie pop