post pride pic dump but you have to imagine them bc the only pics I took this weekend were to get boys to my place (they worked)

hi gay :)

opp found

gays! the double album! new single THIS WEEK! HAPPY PRIDEEE!!

started daddys day in a hockey themed dark room love being gay love daddy 🕳️ y’all are great

what is carly rae up to I cannot handle this

hot take but mary was the problem with the show and wasn’t unnecessarily bullied into oblivion like people say

the only group chat i want is daily cat pics but there’s still no media in dm’s :(

thanks for the birthday love bfs 💖 spent the entire day in bed yesterday recovering and playing palworld while staying off my phone :)

the birthday boy last night vs this morning

love making out goodbye with my friends tbh

neeeeed to talk to someone about real housewives of vancouver oh my god

I slept through all 3 of my alarms this morning and woke up 5 mins after I was supposed to leave for the airport so who wanna lick my cowlicks down at the boarding gate

calling mas4masc men “girl” or “diva” or maybe even “queen” 20 mins into our conversation once they’ve begged for me is my passion

toronto oomfs im announcing a once in a lifetime opportunity to spend time yapping at the most exhausted seattle boy bc i simply cant be asked to form sentences anymore

feed full of hump im 🫠

work has me staying in a suburb of toronto for a few days and it’s bleak out here :( how am i supposed to be gay like this

screaming crying wanna fight someone the company that we rented an audio guest book through for our wedding lost the audio file and never sent it over to me so it’s just gone forever and we’ll never get to listen to the messages that were left for us :(((

cozy sunday morning with cinnamon rolls in the oven and you’re bouncing on it, something to think about

rise and shiiiiine

teehee missed my flight just sitting eating a salad during my layover cause the time on my phone didn’t update, thought I had a whole hour to kill 🙅‍♂️

walked out of sheep detectives bawling that fucking baby sheep got me

why are you, a grown man, censoring your hole? knock it off 😡

there must be something in the gay water today cause a lot of y’all look like you need me viscerally

coworkers are sharing cell phone numbers thinking I’m gonna give mine up LOL no you can reach me between 9-5 on teams have a great day

learning a lot about lasers today like they can listen you

oh i was traveling she’s fine

i haven’t seen my cat in 5 days and i’m gonna act out

business travel gays how do you have the energy to go out n meet people after working this is too much 💀💀💀

i love this woman and her dedication to wearing some bullshit

waitttttt which oomfies live in portland again? i know you sluts are out there

got you guys something

my client didn’t show up to my friday morning presentation day over!! normalize ignoring meetings so i dont have to talk to people

why do fresh 20 year olds enter the workforce and choose to live in the suburbs? being 23, living downtown, and being a dumpster of a human is THEEE formative experience but they’re just skipping to the burbs and then complaining about not having friends? is this just a PNW thing?

coach jess leaving the kraken don’t call don’t text i’m going through

aaaAAAAAAAAAHH

it’s either a good day online or in person but you cannot have both

pov you have a meeting with me

pole. hole. sole. long ago the three* nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the bottoms attacked

ooooh man the sun is out and i do declare there will be joy

although terrifying, mr mime is a cuck

we’ve strayed too far from gods light

everybody at the raye show has a cat as their background

raye tonight consider my mental illness cured

sorry been super busy jump scaring myself for 3 days with my new phone background

can’t stand seeing your butts and holes and I definitely don’t want you to send me pics of them that’s awful APRIL FOOLS

every few months i try to go back to tumblr and remember im perma-blurred and any new account i make gets the same treatment :(

francois (scott hunter) is the hottest heated rivalry actor argue with the wall

thanks to the palm springs muscle daddy bottoms it’s kinda semi saturday not scs

happy wednesday bottoms