“how was your weekend” well i hit 40 hours in pokopia so really fucking good

i can’t decide 😡

I fear they left out togepi should I kms

spent 2 hours just watering grass in pokopia last night this game is my full and entire personality now

all 7 people in the group chat laugh reacted to my joke so yeah im gonna be pretty annoying today

reminder to pet owners to clean the hair out of your computer fans. mine just went down 78 dB

hold on did Pokémon Co drop the first official world map in costco magazine

a babyyyyyyy

LOVE hockey

recently took a “kink archetype” quiz and it called me manipulative and annoying 🙃

wait some of you are horny EVERY day!? how exhausting

happy valentines day sponsored by weed and enshrouded

well it’s about that time

my husband is out of town all weekend so who wants a part time boyfriend for valentines day

anybody hiring an interior designer? i swear im really talented between all the gaming and ho-ing

you ever blasted “this kiss” at 8am? it will set you up for a good day I promise

name someone sleepier I dare you

once again, im in heaven 🥹

getting a haircut should i just shave it off for fun

my bathroom is dirty but my bulge is heavy so im not worried about it rn

almost reached community pole status i hope it comes with first class upgrades and lounge access

love waking up and reading the morning news (after dark feed)

yelling at gay people for sneaking in front of my 5’5” husband at a concert is my passion

joey daccord is the hottest hockey player argue with a wall

jade tn AND fcf?!

teams heart reactions are my litmus test for straight male coworkers being chill bc why are you thumbs upping my funny, insightful, and witty messages the heart is right there girlie pop

ribbed for your pleasure

okay tbh i skipped the back half of seasons 1 and 2 after getting the gist of who the women are and now scary island is here im gonna cum

my weekly crash out ended up with me starting RHONY from season 1 and I have been missing outtt

neeeEEEEEEED

I really want a “faithful edit” of the traitors where they don’t show us who the traitors are or any of their turret scenes so we can all see how hard it is to figure who they are

good morning!!! we made it to friday let’s celebrate that

hi 👋

every single time i get in a lyft they’re listening to a right wing podcaster and i get this feeling of “there’s no fighting this” bc these mouthpieces are everywhere and people can’t stop listening

there’s something so healing about leaving work early to sit in a waterfront park during sunset and smoking a joint

one more out - white house black trim

my work wants us to install an mdm on our personal phones to keep using outlook and teams on them 🙃 looks like i’m actually just unreachable from now on if I’m not at my laptop (I spend a lot of time on construction sites)

tour sisters of salt immediately

“aren’t you happy to be back at work in a normal routine” with nothing but hate in my heart- jump into the puget sound before i throw you myself

🫣

gentle reminder complaining about new people at the gym online does in fact keep some of us from even attempting to go :)

we’re watching burlesque and playing rimworld 2026 is slay

flip it around wicked wiiitch

husband works tn and I pregamed with heated rivalry everyone is in danger

*ahem*

cried MORE this time it does get better

back to the cottage 🥹

update i’m fine just dramatic :) band aid has been applied

chat i posted that then immediately chopped off the tip of my thumb cleaning a blender and now im panicking over how to clean and dress this 😡