i can’t see shaft or balls even on this site anymore 😭😭 PLEASE even just a sliver of tip

another successful year as milo “twink” thatch at FanX this year and i got to meet catherine tate!

when the rapture happens today can y’all pretend to ignore the sexual tension between me and jesus

oktoberfest was crazy because how is there a tunnel from Utah to Peru

finding it really hard to enjoy my usual hobbies and to just generally find joy in things. and i know i’m definitely not alone in this but it still feels bad

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

make them proud 💖💖💖

just bought corduroy overalls ask me anything (they haven’t arrived yet)

I just want to watch my friends cum… is that asking too much?!

you can come take them off if you want 😇

the way this hot shower is hitting after the club

Reba McEntire in Tremors can say faggot but only because we can’t stop her

New Nintendo Direct and Demon Slayer movie tonight?? oh we’re eating

heading to a company bbq wish me luck and pray there’s alcohol

The demo for Digimon Story Time Stranger came out today so i’m gonna be pretty busy

I just don’t think it’s worth it to find middle ground or have a conversation with people who don’t have an issue with his rhetoric. I think a lot of these people feel way more comfortable with white christian nationalism than they realize or want to admit.

tomorrow’s standup is going to be so awkward with the “so how did yesterday go?”

anyway Guardian got a ton of buffs and i’m ready to be thy shield

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?

prove her wrong

trivia teams everywhere scrambling to figure out how to fit this into their name tonight

me and who?

bareback even!

they made Leomon rideable in the new digimon game

watching The Conjuring Last Rites and these demons love their rocking chairs

found the perfect little place for palmon!

went to what i can only describe as gentrified trivia and these names are boring as hell

sometimes i make very specific Carly memes for a text and eventually forget all the context

what if i said what was actually on my mind !!

i’m nothing if not a people pleaser, if that’s okay with you. no worries if not!

Sabrina the Teenage Carpenter

i ordered a sandwich and don’t like it but already told the server everything tastes great

high school me would never believe i’m having gay sex and actually going to the gym

they found them today, crisis averted! i can buy drinks again!

just realized we never got our ids back from our server last night and i called and they didn’t turn them in so 🥲

every now and then the ghost of my dad possesses me reminding me to fix my posture

playing a game with my bestie <3

i’ve been battling fungal gnats for MONTHS but i’m happy to say my plants are finally cured!!

too sick for a new pic so here’s a resubmission for #fcf festivities 🧎

maybe people will finally shut up about Vaporeon now

do you think my hot doctor is mad at me for getting strep again so soon

Love this kinky diva!

True

haircut btw (hair in pic)

i’m an easy target

Those kids in Weapons (2025) when it’s 2:17 AM on a school night

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