is my edible hitting or

Not to complain about something amazing but I’m trying to finalize plans for Berlin and Amsterdam and your girl is overwhelmed. How do you travel gays do it

We can say glee. I’m already so annoying with what we have

is it cool if I post a day early? if not, can someone hold on to it for a bit

Sheep Detectives was so good actually? Can’t wait to forget and watch it again

On Wires is still quadruple platinum in my shower

here’s the underwear and where it would go. one day we might even see them on!

what do I need to do to not have to go back to work tomorrow. no suggestions refused

Finally got some new underwear today

Oh! celebrating my 250th birthday today too I guess

duck duck goose or whatever is happening

Dropping your drink in a club is so embarrassing (it’s me I did that)

nobody has seen the inside of my hotel and that’s so rude

oh so I did get a pic with @togepi.bsky.social it’s the memories you don’t remember that are worth keeping 🫶

huge fan of looking confused in mirrors (stream ON WIRES)

another day of Seattle pride and I met so many oomfs irl and took zero pics 🥲

this is NAWT what I meant by getting steamy in the bedroom

Bloomfmaxxing with @speegul.bsky.social

Seattle Pride this weekend so if any oomfs wanna touch tips now’s the time!

This as my first tattoo. Right between the shoulder blades because Sym always has my back 🩵

Carly can we squeeze in an extra track if we honor daylights savings

Happy Second Mother’s Day to those who celebrate!!

Jepsie by Day, Raecist by Night 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

carly rae jepsen said let me give you both

Carly Rae Jepsen announced a new album today… Gay folks can take off work to celebrate

AI this, AI that. More like Ayy I need hugs and kisses from my dudes.

just sat through the worst AI slop meeting where every slide had MORE THAN ONE usage of “That’s not … — that’s ….!”

Did some pushups first thing this morning! so everyone clap and somebody give me head

oh yay I have group chats now so I can get overwhelmed by messages even more efficiently!

🎉🎉🎉 everyone say happy birthday @palebloodboy.bsky.social ! the best roommate I currently have! Here’s the only recent pic of us from my birthday instead

The comments section on Carly Rae’s new album tease on Instagram has me cackling, “We aren’t Swifties, please be direct!!!”

This could be an invite btw 👀👀👀👀

Might go to Berlin Pride just to see what it’s about 👀👀

Grindr sending me notifications for messages I’ve already opened and responded to hours ago

my friends swore they were calling me an uber

using your One Wish Willow for a four day workweek

Haircut did not restore my gay powers but I still have bush to keep me going 💖

You all are wishing me happy bday faster than I can reply so thank you all for the love! It was a good day!!! 🩵💙🩵

34 looks good with a cute hat!

Who wants to help me celebrate so I can have something to talk about at my birthday dinner

It’s my birthday! You know what to do

have you seen Ron’s bean? it’s spleenched

couldn’t decide between dick root or whole trunk

On the fist day of pride!!! She knows her audience 😍🥹

had a little facetime bate sesh with oomf and it healed something in me. happy pride month!

Accidentally turned my camera on mid meeting and I haven’t felt that level of raw primal fear in so long

A couple messaged me on sniffies and said that ONE of them thought I was hot 🤩🤩🤩🤩

I almost died (my legs hurt really bad)

Bulge tax since you asked