mansplaining Lady and the Tramp at trivia

new year’s resolution off to an official start! i went to a coffee shop and sketched today

i had the difficult conversation this week and it sucked but i’m hopeful for the new year. love you all ❤️

happy new year to whom it may concern

i need to take more videos next year 🫠

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

i said it was nice to have a beer at a concert

can i entice you to explore my crimson cavern? 🐉

chim chim churri

i need to log off because i read “cilantro rare japan” as carly rae jepsen

if you’re wearing boxers and don’t pull your dick and balls through the flap and let them breathe what is the point

just made homemade biscuits and gravy from scratch!

i genuinely don’t understand what my discover tab thinks i’m into. i get she’s trying to spice things up, but not this 😭

still super proud of this cosplay! and it does have pants

started unwrapping your christmas gift for you, don’t be mad 😇

just finished a season of The Amazing Race and i have the gay audacity to think i could do it

me if i were wanda and i had to take on the avengers

it’s been a while since i’ve been this horny on the timeline and it’s so FREEING

i still haven’t hosted a strip game night and that really needs to change in the new year

my bad, really thought more gay people would be doing this

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i need gay people! what are gay people doing tonight

i think this year i’ll finally get wireless headphones, as a treat

the absolute dread of trying to poop when you’re expecting a packaged to be delivered that you have to sign for

last place in trivia 🤩🤩🤩

miami, but it’s just pictures of me

uber driver is playing youtube christmas edm on their ipad and the sudden transition to ads is sending me

a steamy hotel bathroom mirror? what a concept

sometimes i think i’m the only person who saw this movie (this is supported by me being the only person in the theater when i saw it)

another day of putting off a very important conversation i need to have

if my team votes for one more topgolf activity i swear im going to shove the 9-iron so far up my

i’ve got my own organic shade of this i can paint some walls with

to the gleek in charge of music in this thai restaurant, thank you

i’m very drunk and there’s alot happening

I’m beginning to think we didn’t save the cheerleader, save the world

sometimes I’ll say Tyler outloud and I’m like that can’t be me even though it is???

thankful for shaft 😇😇

the face of someone about to eat and drink too much

ok so the lion does concern itself actually

imagine the joy gamers with a cuck fetish feel every time a game claims it is third person

huge win for bird time today

imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play

the mission is called “Observing the Underworld” and i

the side quest in digimon story time stranger where the kid’s biological parents are chimpanzees and he was bred to be a super genius ??? WHAT ??

kinda missing these freaks today

“oldest selfie on your phone” is actually so darksided thank god i didn’t peak in 2012. (its ok i’m legally allowed to bully him)

new light AND plant in the bedroom. we’re moving up

Carly Rae JepSon if it’s a boy or Carly Rae JepDaughter if it’s a girl 🥰

“screaming, crying, throwing up” gays reacting 🤝 her actual baby

it’s a gay crime to be sick on halloween 😭 i cant even do my slutty Mr Mint