using your One Wish Willow for a four day workweek

Haircut did not restore my gay powers but I still have bush to keep me going 💖

You all are wishing me happy bday faster than I can reply so thank you all for the love! It was a good day!!! 🩵💙🩵

34 looks good with a cute hat!

Who wants to help me celebrate so I can have something to talk about at my birthday dinner

It’s my birthday! You know what to do

have you seen Ron’s bean? it’s spleenched

couldn’t decide between dick root or whole trunk

On the fist day of pride!!! She knows her audience 😍🥹

had a little facetime bate sesh with oomf and it healed something in me. happy pride month!

Accidentally turned my camera on mid meeting and I haven’t felt that level of raw primal fear in so long

A couple messaged me on sniffies and said that ONE of them thought I was hot 🤩🤩🤩🤩

I almost died (my legs hurt really bad)

Bulge tax since you asked

Cock shirt turned outttt

Sometimes you just need @jematoi.bsky.social to organize a craft day

screenshat should be the past tense of screenshot

I have nobody to talk to about the Everfolk musical based on the Jenny Nicholson video essay on Evermore Park

I feel like there’s not enough bush on my timeline for a Friday 😤

Facebook telling me I have memories of my dad on this date and it was funeral arrangements

I solved the climate crisis while bsky was down btw

back to our regular schedule soon

okay one last pic of me being annoying!!

Made it through the day!

Kilby Block Party day 2 let’s go

Any oomfs wanna help me make sense of this category? I’m a hands on learner

got outmogged by this random man walkmaxxing 🫪

Well I was supposed to go to Canada next month for a wedding but got uninvited as a plus one lol

How is one supposed to get good at Slay the Spire when I want to take all the cool sounding cards

The bush was glowing though (not radioactive)

Burning the inside of your cheeks is NOT something they warn you about nude beaches

Happy Mother’s Day to CRJ, hope you enjoy it because your ass better be back in the studio tomorrow

Also the opener for Mika called him “My-ka” twice and it ruined my mood the entire time she was up there

this was crazy though

Failed to make Mika fall in love with me tonight but I did get to walk home in the rain!

why is everyone in Austin so hot (I’m in Austin btw)

never been more ready for this gym this week

the hottest and numbest patient at the dentist I fear

hooked up with my neighbor. nature is healing 🫶🫶

why is knocking on a door so humiliating

I lost access to my very first email address and it’s kinda making me feel things

here’s a different angle booty pic than the trend because I don’t want to take another one

Coming Soon!

free cniff friday eh close enough

I had a vision

The first video I ever uploaded to the tumblr was me lip syncing to Geronimo by Sheppard and I hope you never find it 💖💖

AND WE MADE IT HOME SAFELY

it started snowing so I needed both hands on the wheel but it cleared up

whipping it out when I have 100 miles left, to help me stay awake of course