So, I guess you really can't turn a hoe into a housewife, right Lane?

Auburn is hiring a head coach who hasn't defended a rapist or been complicit in the death of a teenager or made repeated controversial right wing political statements? I don't know what to do with this.

Whoever on Conan Gray's team convinced NBC that this flag is is a wishbona and not a clit deserves a raise

Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x

I decided to stop going home (8 hour drive) for Thanksgiving; it is always a rushed visit and leaves me exhausted. I have a tradition of going to the movies and relaxing/preparing for holiday season madness. I take a full week off for Xmas and get to really catch up with family at that time

happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?

I am really happy for New Yorkers, Virginians, Mississippians, and everyone else who had good election results. But even with the good news I couldn't celebrate last night until I heard about a school levy in Ohio. The school where my sister teaches and nieblings attend faced massive cuts.

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

Headed to church this morning, going to ask the pastor to put Auburn football on the sick and shut-ins list

If Hugh Freeze has no more haters I am dead

People say Congress is out of touch, but right now they are choosing between groceries and healthcare and if that isn't the average American experience I don't know what is.

this is so real and it makes me so mad. enough people just said "cool I guess I'll give you a bunch of money then" instead of saying "nah, you already got the taxman to pay for your stadium, put it on the network or I'm out"

I know the fire hasn't really ceased and the fight isn't over until Palestinians have justice and self governance but one thing is every time I donate to Palestine now I feel like I am giving towards life and not just a desperate survival and that is good. Hope keeps us going.

if the ladies at this function ran the Auburn athletic department Hugh Freeze would be out on his AYASSS I tell you what [direct quote]

It is clear that the only chance Auburn has to hang onto their top talent is to get a new head coach in before January. It seems obvious to me that Hugh Freeze has lost the locker room.

Is there literally no Democrat who wants to run who isn't repugnant? I really want to support the democratic nominee. I want to knock on doors and get out the vote but I swear to God I just need someone who feels human

In the body of the article it says that "the weapon discharged when the agent tried to grab an individual who apparently rammed into a vehicle" so I had to read the whole article to learn that no, the weapon didn't spontaneously discharge, the ICE agent shot two people.

War Damn Eagle But more importantly Fuck Hugh Freeze.

Seems like a good time to repost this

BREAKING: A far-right Israeli group, Tsav 9, is blocking trucks from carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza at the Karem Abu Salem crossing. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gja2w

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

THEY SAY: NOBODY SHOULD BE KILLED FOR THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS... THEN THEY SAY: EVERY CHILD IN GAZA IS A POTENTIAL TERRORIST. WHAT KIND OF DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE THESE??

If the pass that led to the fumble that led to Auburn's touchdown wasn't a complete pass, then this pass with 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter for sure wasn't a complete pass. (I think they were both complete passes, but then again I'm not a member of a terrible officiating team) #wareagle

Tell me how you make two steps with control of the ball and it is an incomplete pass? That was an incredible forced fumble and the officials botched that call. #wareagle

" if only liberals would do more jubilee videos!!!!!!" -ezra klein

The state of the world in a simple text exchange between my girlfriend and me:

I love the drunk woman from Last Week Tonight cheering while clutching her drink

Yes God 🙌🏾 #message

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

I like Zohran Mamdani. I think he's running a very good and even fun campaign. AND YET every day I am like, "I can't even vote in this election can everyone who isn't in NYC shut up about it already?"

Losing my goddamned mind. We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

Ugh, so that is why the lesbian feminist Peggy arc was cut short. 🤬 This reminds me of the argument that @moryan.bsky.social made in Burn it Down. Instead of "genius" correlating with bad behavior often allowing bad leaders to abuse with no accountability makes art worse.

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

OK, @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social, this is perfect…

✏️ Happy Labor Day! 🖌️ Did you know that AI “art” is labor theft? Hi. I’m a professional traditional artist of over 15 years & I was able to make a decent living until 3 years ago. In May 2023, over 50 of my paintings had been scraped without my consent to fuel AI image generators like Midjourney.

Dave Portnoy or Pat McAfee pregame?

There is something reassuring about the fact that I can be the most garbage person but I can be accepted on a queer dance floor when Donna Summer is playing.

Just to remind you all, Trump's fascist takeover of DC was under the guise of dealing with homelessness. Liberal politicians who demonize the homeless do nothing but create a playbook for fascists

Sitting heartbroken in a mess of my own making seems like a pretty good way to start the Auburn football season, tbh

Mary Shelley, 1818:

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

"No one is fighting Trump except Newsom." MILLIONS of people across the country, elected and not, are fighting Trump EVERY DAY, from feeding people to providing free healthcare to pro bono litigation to organizing. What you mean is YOU aren't fighting Trump. Posting isn't fighting.