Love when Will Ferrell and Chad Smith do the switcheroo. #SNL

I feel a similar way re: how we talk about the victims of gun violence (which I can’t help but think about as we come closer to the tenth anniversary of Christina’s murder/the Pulse nightclub shooting). Please read this:

Stop telling women they shouldn’t have an abortion because they might have a baby who cures cancer. No baby is going to cure cancer. They can’t even drive.

I"m gonna get really mushy and say that the best part of working in higher ed is coming in on commencement days and having to park four blocks away. All these people are here to celebrate and support someone who's worked really hard. All the smiling faces and flowers. I think it's beautiful.

Natchez on PBS. Illuminating. I have many thoughts. www.pbs.org/independentl...

My sister, way back a jillion years ago, wound up hanging out with Rod Stewart and his entourage, and said he was a complete asshole…but I’m definitely Team Stewart here.

The last 5 minutes of The Dark Wizard. With the lady with the raven. 😢😢😢

Welp. They're all going to be poop cruises now.

My child is going into high school, so I think it’s time to unsubscribe from emails from Carter’s. I should probably also delete the number for the preschool from my phone. At least, I’m going to work toward this. Sometime. Before college.

Knew it was coming. Still crying. Because Hockeytown.

Better yet, give them a pack of Virginia Slims, some Tab and they can be just like every 70s grandmother. Everything old is new again.

Easy way to help moms incarcerated by ICE: send them a Mother's Day message. Let them know they're not forgotten via @childrens-rights.bsky.social www.childrensrights.org/l/formoms!

Holy shit!!!! Cherie Devaux is the first woman to win the Kentucky Derby! And Golden Tempo was all the way in the back!!! Wowwww!!!!

It’s almost time to sing My Old Kentucky Home and I promise not to cry because it reminds me of my grandma.

Happy Horses-on-TV Day to all who celebrate! May the very best boy win! #DerbyDay #KentuckyDerby

Love and kindness is a form of resistance —David Byrne

My condolences to all the editors today with the delicate task of writing headlines about the earthquake in Cooter, Missouri.

Well, Tuck, a lot of people are being tormented because of your role in getting Donald Trump elected. You’re still a rich, white, cisgender American male, so you’re going to Be fine.

I’m tired. What is it that Tucker Carlson is claiming he broke with Trump for? I know that no part of it is sincere, I’m just nosy.

Somehow the eclampsia storyline makes me feel some vindication for Dr Greene and Loves Labours Lost. #ThePitt

It’s horse auction day. Colby’s Crew is trying to keep 2 trucks from heading to Canada and Mexico where they experience a barbaric death. Please share or toss a few bucks their way. www.facebook.com/share/v/1BQA...

Today’s wholesome content is this dad singing his daughter’s story about Tennis the unicorn. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkP1TJrP/

Today’s wholesome content is Astronaut Christina Koch reuniting with her dog after Artemis II. Prepare for some major wiggle-butt. youtube.com/shorts/pnNXT...

Today’s wholesome content is this well-suited gentleman guiding a swan back to her river home. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkUmbJp6/

I NEED to go to bed, but I’ve been doing a grad school assignment all night and I CANNOT possibly wait until tomorrow evening to watch The Pitt.

Some things are really bad now so time to bring back wholesome content. A wedding and a volleyball tournament got interrupted by a tornado warning, so organizers combined the two. www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news...

Today, we’re going to open Hormuz within 3 days, but tomorrow it’s going to be 8 days. After that, it’s going to be alternating between opening in 24 hours and opening 3 weeks ago, Everyday for seven months. Then, we’re going to close it for a while, just for fun at some date as yet to be determined

Fuck yeah, Jack White is how I always react to Jack White. Now also, fuck yeah, Jack Black. Best SNL monologue all season.

Ok, Candice Bergen more than makes up for Jonah Hill in the 5 timer club sketch. @nbcsnl-mirror.bsky.social

Literally turning away from Epstein survivors.

And it doesn't matter that it's April 1, because he really said this.

Oh, John Lithgow… They have not.

Alesia Dawson was abducted from Affton this morning. St. Louis, call 911 if you see a little Black girl with four ponytails. www.ksdk.com/article/news...

I have been added to a Facebook group by a high school classmate, which can only mean 2 possible things: 1) they’re trying to hook me into an MLM 2) they want me to help plan a reunion Both of these are my greatest nightmares.

The cruelty is the point.

I had no intention of paying attention to the Lindy West situation, but it seems that I must in order to grasp our cultural moment. Is this it? I think what she wrote a memoir about her husband cheating, then convincing her to go polyamorous, then bringing his gf into their marriage. She’s the

Finally catching up on figure skating worlds and we might need to ban I’m Too Sexy from ice dancing due to overuse. Or, and stay with me here, everyone has to skate to I’m Too Sexy to establish a fair baseline.

My weirdo dog Scout got On @dailybeanspod.com yesterday! Guess what breed she is.

Can we rename all the streets and buildings after Dolores Huerta? Si, se puede.

Never heard a more apt analogy.

Convinced Sean Penn based his character on RFK Jr and Greg Bovino. Also, Delroy Lindo was robbed. #Oscars

Library, you’re being awfully aggressive with the overdue notices For a book that was last checked out in 2011. Take a chill pill, dude.

My TV progression last night was: —rewatch Heated Rivalry finale —catch up on the Pitt —DTF St Louis —If I Had Legs I’d Kick You And I really did everything backward in terms of protecting my mental health.

Still not shopping at Target and I used to shop there weekly. Here’s where I buy stuff I used to buy at Target from companies that don’t entirely suck: Costco Kohl’s Sierra Trading (owned by Marshall’s and TJ Maxx) Dick’s Sporting Goods Facebook Marketplace and HiBid.com

Between the Buffalo Wild Wings Espresso Buffalo Proteini and Dairy Queen using ice cream as a chicken tender dip I’m….beginning to think human civilization was a mistake.

Screams in Michigan!!!!

Today’s wholesome content…

For DTF St. Louis watchers: If Missouri had a Twyla, it wouldn’t be a bougie suburb. Twyla would be down in the ozarks. The kind of place with one gas station, a family dollar and three trailers surrounded by rusty farm implements. Actually, it’s probably not big enough for a family dollar.

Looking for a bookstore that’s not framazon? This is awesome!

Why not Chalamet? Because Michael B. Jordan is much better in Sinners.