All right @realfollowers.bsky.social how many real actual people are following me?

All four of these are BANGERS.

MINNEAPOLIS: I have a bunch of the original pieces from my 2027 Oracle Deck for sale. Should I bring some to Rewind Book Fair this weekend? (I'll also have books, playing cards, postcards, bookmarks and pins.) Show details and more appearances: eatf.art/where

Dear LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, Join me for a night of laughs at The Wallis Annenberg Center for the Arts— Fri. June 12. tickets.thewallis.org/21897/21898 Let's take some time to talk about how badly Little Santa Monica fucked us up when we forst moved here.

I'm honored to have been named a 2026 Guggenheim Fellow and thrilled it will allow me to dig in on my next book, The Long Resistance: Dissent and Disunity in China's War with Japan. So grateful to the Guggenheim Foundation and the many who have supported my work in so many ways. #guggfellows2026

Hello LONDON! I hope some of you can come to my solo show on 16th May. Tickets here www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com... #comedy #poetry #love

What does being the world’s foremost forensic artist look like? Lois Gibson herself is here to sketch in the details! And then we embark on another investigative adventure - it’s “Land Ho with Toni Anita Hull!” Listen wherever you get your pods!

In this week's free Patreon post, I write about the map I drew for Steve Mentz's book, "Sailing Without Ahab." It's an unusual map that combines the world of Moby Dick with the geography of Steve's local coastlines. Give it a read! #maps #melville #mobydick www.patreon.com/posts/world-...

"The novel is also a tribute to the motivational power of spite, something whose plot utility is often overlooked." My goodness how I love Jen Williams' books.

One week since the release of THE VALE OF SEVEN DRAGONS! Thank you to everyone who has got a copy!

tero i believe that is *doctor* baal

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

If you return unwanted Reform local election leaflets to their party headquarters using their free post address, then it will cost the party £2.50 per envelope. Please don’t share this information; it could cost Nigel Farage a fortune.

This is the first poem in my second poetry book - it is out this week - also includes an essay or two and some of my photography flapjackpress.co.uk/shop/let-the... #poetry #poem #books #photography

Hi, #PortfolioDay I'm a transmasc book cover artist for MM and achillean stories! I focus on fantasy, historical and all sorts of elegant and romantic art!

Thankfully it was on the other side of the county!

This is awesome news! Marisa is a great writer. Join me as a subscriber.

Thanks for including On the Hippie Trail, @latimes.com!

Seriously, thank you SO MUCH to everyone who spoke up for IT WAS HER HOUSE FIRST - I had no idea this was coming; and I am surprised/delighted/honored beyond measure ❤️ I'm also staring down tax season [sheepish], so plz click here to find all the major listings: www.sourcebooks.com/it-was-her-h...

Seattle! Save the day! On May 6, I will be at the new Barnes& Noble grand opening to cut the ribbon! Kat and I have planned fun giveaways, and I hope to sign lots of your books. stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/978006... Please note the link says April 29th, but it was moved to May 6!

RED BANK, NEW JERSEY, THIS SATURDAY, please join me at The Vogul at Count Basie Center for the Arts—Sat., April 18. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D0063... We could all use the laughs.

IOWA CITY, IOWA, Put down your books and your cows, and come laugh at the beautiful Englert—Fri., April 24. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D0063... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

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Darlings, Kristy is one of my favorite people. Kick in if you can!

#MUFC We are passing like crap!

INSANELY GOOD That's the answer. Just INSANELY INCREDIBLY AMEZINGLY ASTONISHINGLY SUPER GOOD

Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak — and I'll show you how it's done You can transform your old Kindle — even a bricked device — into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how. www.zdnet.com/article/your...

Mark Ruffalo, Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Kristen Stewart, JJ Abrams, Katie Phang, John Leguizamo, and over a thousand actors, writers, directors, journalists, producers, composers, and Hollywood executives have signed a letter against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger: 🧵

In for another session at Audio Engineers of Detroit to record the audio version of my forthcoming book, The Fix. All versions now available for pre-order here. www.barbaramcquade.com

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💥💥💥 AWESOME! 💥💥💥

Joe’s one of the best there is at queer romance in graphic novel form—and he’s great at playing with superhero tropes too. Check out his work!

Y’all! The White Cat Black Dog ebook is currently 1.99 on all platforms. If you buy from bookshop.org, you can pick which indie bookstore you want your money to go to. 🖤🐈🖤

Darlings! It is @kambriel.com’s birthday! So glad for this magical, brilliant, kind, funny, talented, warm/hearted human. Happy birthday, K — may it be as magick as you are and may you feel so, so loved today!! 💜🎉💜🎉💜

We can't survive another two and a half years with a Narcissist-in-Chief in the White House. Help me take this fight to Congress! Sign up to join me on the campaign trail below 👇 conway4ny.org/Mobilize

Help Matthew Cover Emergency Surgery Costs If, and only if, it would NOT at all be a financial hardship, and you find what I do valuable ⤵️ www.gofundme.com/f/help-matth...

the first printed suit lining i've seen that i like. fabric is from carnet. can obviously be used for suits or sport coats. from my friend RJ, a fellow bespoke fan and cat lover tacky? yes, but no one ever sees the lining and it's cats in tailoring

Santa Monica area people! I am doing a TRUMP MUST GO! overpass protest at the Cloverfield overpass over the 10 freeway, in Santa Monica, on Sunday April 26 at 4:00 P.M.. I'll bring Oreos, if I can remember. Hope you can join!

Santa Monica area people! I am doing a TRUMP MUST GO! overpass protest at the Cloverfield overpass over the 10 freeway, in Santa Monica, on Sunday April 26 at 4:00 P.M.. I'll bring Oreos, if I can remember. Hope you can join!

MANCHESTER 11th May - tickets here www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/robin-ince... #neurodivergent #poetry #adhd #autism #comedy

The celebration may have ended but you can own the memories forever! Preorder your download package of our 20th anniversary spectacular and watch it all over again or for the first time if you missed it live! specials.nevernotfunny.com/archives/the...

FREDERICK, MARYLAND, I'm not kidding around about kidding around this Friday at The Weinberg Center for the Arts—Fri., April 17. We're gonna laugh ourselves silly! weinbergcenter.org/shows/paula-...

RED BANK, NEW JERSEY, THIS SATURDAY tighten your abs with laughter at The Vogul at Count Basie Center for the Arts—Sat., April 18. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D0063... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

IOWA CITY, IOWA, Please join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Englert—Fri., April 24. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D0063... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

Words to live by. At least, words to vote by.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, Big laughs at The Wallis Annenberg Center for the Arts— Fri. June 12. tickets.thewallis.org/21897/21898 Get your tickets early, not because they're going that fast, it'd just make me feel better.

Do not miss: Tonight at 7pm ET @normeisen.bsky.social , @kimlanelaw.bsky.social (one of the top experts on Hungary, Orban, democratic backsliding) and I will have special report on Hungary elections- humiliation for Vance/Trump? a good sign for democracy? find out at www.contrariannews.org

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GREENSBORO, NC. Let's laugh it off together next weekend and whatnot. Tix at thecomedyzone.com