Morning all!

5 jobs I’ve had: - Ran all non-clinical patient services at a hospital for folks with brain injuries - employment adviser with New South Wales gov for kids working in the entertainment biz - support worker for kids in care - various mental health stuff - directing traffic at a car boot sale

Vue's flagship cinema in London has sold 1 ticket to Eva Braun's, sorry, Melania Trump's doc filmed by serial grubby pervert Brett Ratner. The last concert I organised sold 200 tickets. It's official, I am 200 times more popular than Melania Trump. Might send her some marketing tips, the poor luv.

After 2 years of job limbo, something has landed in my lap that seems to be mine for the taking. Emailed portfolio to hiring director to test the water, he called me within 10mins and said "please please apply". Deadline is Monday, brain has shut down and can't write a thing. WTF is wrong with me?

Watching the Take That doc on Netflix. I’ve always thought Gary Barlow was a bit of an entitled arrogant twat and it would appear I’m right.

Middle age is driving someone else’s car and suddenly wondering if you’ve wet yourself only to find the vehicle has heated seats.

There’s a woman who works in my local supermarket who hates me, is always rude and rules the self checkouts with a holier-than-thou narky iron fist. Today my basket was 3/4 full with reduced sticker items so I pressed for help after scanning each one. Which was at least 8 times. I need a hobby

Morning all!

Oh give it a rest Nadine.

How I’m chillin with Bluesky today

I have no idea what’s going on here but this thread is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

Morning all!

Yes, yes. TV rots the brain, music is the work of the devil, video games cause violence, and mobile phones are the root of evil. Why don't we get real and acknowledge the real problems facing children? Neo liberalism and shit parenting.

Folks in the US calling for ICE to be defunded are forgetting that it’s a gov dept in name only now. If congress vote to cut their funding it’ll make no difference - the orange turd and his mob are squirrelling away $billions of Venezuelan oil money offshore to pay for it. Oh and the Peace Board…

Drop a Sunday Selfie in black and white if you'd like

Just eaten a roast dinner the size of the moon and am now about to attempt this. I’ve suggested the lady on the next table moves to the other side of the pub in the event of a wardrobe malfunction and I accidentally take her eye out with one of my flying shirt buttons

Fuck me this place has turned into an angry bun fight today. Lunchtime, then block o’clock beckons… 🤣

What I love about my Welsh roots and culture is they remind me, not once, but twice a year, that I’m going to die alone. So: #DyddSantesDwynwenHapus to you all! (today is the Welsh equiv of Valentine’s Day for any of you who haven’t a clue what I’m talking about😎)

Update: ‘The Way You Make Me Feel’ is a good tune. Bringing back a wave of memories about an ex who in hindsight I probably should never have left. STEPS aren’t supposed to do that. Curses.

STEPS the first time round were shit. There I said it. “Tragedy” Quite.

My reason for moving back to Wales is about belonging. My Jones tribe have been in Bangor forever, are still there generations later and have welcomed me like I’ve come home. Meet my gggrandparents Cadwalader & Jane Jones (1903) and 3rd cousin Glenda who I met in 2024 and love to bits!

Now I’m not usually a sucker for marketing gimmicks, but this bottle had me hook line and sinker. And it tastes rather lovely. *note: it’s not bubble bath

I’ve had a haircut, and contrary to the ‘holding in a fart pose’, I’m quite happy with it. As per Universal Homosexual Law Section 4 paragraph 3.1.1, here is a photo for self-validation purposes.

Wet weather plan activated.

January:

There were signs.

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique!

Have to confess I’ve stayed away from Adele for years because radio played her songs to death like white noise, and when I tried to watch her live performances I couldn’t hear her cos the audience felt they could sing better and louder than her (Karen please be quiet). I really like her though.

Things i am shit at: Portion control.

I wonder how many of those ‘politicians’ and ‘statesmen’ clamouring to be part of the Trump’s it-would-be-funny-if-it-wasn’t-so-tragic Peace thing are in the Epstein files? Looking at that dreadful group of human beings smiling and looking pleased is like watching some band getting back together.

Morning all!

I’m sat in a cafe. It’s full of OAP couples - miserable husbands scratching themselves, wives looking like they seriously regret not running off with the waiter they met in Benidorm on their holiday in 1972 My breakfast has just arrived. The lady sat opp just saw the size of my sausage and winked.

I think the reason I’m probably still single is because I am in fact Pam

New Board of Peace shaping up nicely

Morning all!

What's your sign?

I’ve just seen an ad for a fairly high grade comms job and it’s specifically requested that folks don’t use AI to write their supporting statements. Fuck me. Sorry to be blunt, but any comms prof who uses AI to help them with their writing is clearly shit and should do something else.

Best. Programme. Ever.

“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”

Is it me or is this little platform suddenly got really angry and shouty. Just popped back in and it’s a bit of an assault on the senses tbh - I know the world has gone to shit a bit but gotta say, if this space turns into twitter 2.0 then I’m off.

If Andrew Mountbatten Windsor would like to redeem himself, spilling his guts on the Epstein files, thus pulling the world back from the brink, would be a smashing start.

Quote an actor in the wrong film: “Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.”

You can’t half spot the folks who’ve recently toddled over from Twitter. They’re all quite a shouty bunch and I’m already suffering from a very nasty bout of RSI.

Morning all!

I’d forgotten just how much of a banger this one is 👇

This album is a bit good.

End of another banging weekend…