All joking aside, we’re better off if Trump finds some victory narrative (no matter how ridiculous) and pulls the plug.

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Fun fact: North Carolina still hasn’t recovered from hurricane Helene, and Trump wants $2 billion to give people who smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.

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FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

The thing to understand about gardens is that they’re a great way to smash together two hobbies, for instance by 3D printing unhinged plant labels.

Recall: Dems hung tough on no funding for ICE & BP, Rs caved and passed rest of DHS and decided to do ICE and BP via reconciliation. Trump wanted ballroom then slush fund, couldn’t work it out, & here we are. Lesson for Dems: Hanging tough put pressure on Rs, -> Rs in disarray.

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund for Jan 6 criminals is intended to generously reward the MAGA cultists most likely to commit violence on command for Donald Trump. This can’t lead anywhere good.

However appalled you are by this, it’s not enough. It’s a frank statement that Trump and Trumpists are above the law and need not even plausible excuses to loot your tax dollars. It’s a total failure of our civic institutions.

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With a year of data in, the results are clear: the marginal ICE arrest is NOT a criminal. You can barely even tell on the right side of these charts of arrests of convicts when an ICE operation starts and ends. The spikes for noncriminals are massive.

This is dead on. If the Democrats retake the House and Senate--or even just the House--it could mark the beginning of the end of a 50-year Republican project. If they can't? The GOP will spend the next 2 years destroying all remaining guardrails. Most important midterms of our lives, no question.

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Top 10 reasons why Democrats need to talk about climate change now: 🧵

The Fix is In

So are they gonna rename it Project Freedom Go, then Project Freedom Max, then just Freedom, then back to Project Freedom, then—

No, It’s Really Not a ‘Race to the Bottom’ on Redistricting talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/no-it...

Why shouldn't Virginia Governor @abigailspanberger.com announce something like "the Supreme Court just ruled that state governments can redistrict, multiple Republican-controlled states already are, and the people of Virginia indicated they want us to, so that's what we're going to do," then do it?

This is particularly maddening because the court allowed the election to go ahead when all the legal facts were exactly the same. The only real new information they have now is what the result was.

McSweeney's, you magnificent bastards, you've done it again.

People kept insisting it was the New South! No more racism!

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I see what you did there @atrupar.com

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The real winners of the Kentucky derby were the Botai hunters (c. 3700–3100 BC) for domesticating horses and bringing glory to KAZAKHSTAN

This is a good article on why AI is decent at a bunch of tasks within software development but terrible at replacing human creativity, even without getting to the problem that AI doesn’t want anything and thus has no creative intent.

Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park https://theonion.com/street-evangelist-saves-300-souls-from-enjoying-park-1819569084/

The conservative justices on the Supreme Court arguing that you can separate race and partisanship got me thinking about these maps. starkeycomics.com/2021/06/11/h...

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Especially since that black president actually discussed race much less than any president before or after him. But racists thought it was all he did. Rush Limbaugh called Obamacare "reparations" for African Americans. They even insisted the Wall Street bailout was somehow targeted to black voters

Last night I was playing Cards Against Humanity and played…

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

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I knew it.

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

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