Honestly now, a 250th anniversary party led by a narcissistic psychopath being ended by a massive thunderstorm is the sort of thing even an OT prophet would say is a bit too on the nose.

My theology has been thoroughly influenced by Richard Hooker. By which I mean the author of M*A*S*H.

Happy Bayonets Day to all who celebrate!

IYKYK.

⚽️ 🎉 🇺🇸

Annual rewatch, day by day. IYKYK.

I have similar feelings about “cornhole” as a name for a backyard game.

Well. They found their Freisler(s) as needed.

Upon reflection, watching a bunch of analog horror YouTube videos in an empty dorm may not have been the best idea.

The Shankill, famously, is known for wanting to be Irish.

Torgo? That you, bud?

I’ve posted a video of the pretrial hearing that resulted in the default judgment against Alex Jones in my Texas lawsuits. I think this is an interesting document of how this case resolved and how discovery works in court. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUSF...

Very bad headspace right now. Prayers appreciated.

…. Thank you.

Why did the British Commonwealth never develop into a free-trade bloc? It seems a natural trajectory.

I remain, as I always will be, a partisan for Luce, and will never apologize for it. A new militant order to protect Luce, this is our platform.

It is difficult to quantify the level of contempt I feel for people raking Sam Allberry over the coals while simultaneously ignoring the fact that Paul Pressler was being paid by his law firm in boys for him to abuse.

I'm just now reading about the end of @knowledgefight.bsky.social. We 100% would not have been able to get this deep into this journey of taking over InfoWars without their scrupulously deep research about the worst guy in the world Thank you, Dan and Jordan. Excited to hear what's next.

With Rudy Giuliani in critical condition in the hospital at age 81, despite my differences with him, in the spirit of the common humanity of all people, it is my sincere wish that Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss had a pleasant Sunday with their families.

It will be telling and instructive to see which Side X-ers are unwilling to extend grace to Sam Allberry while simultaneously indulging in the sin of malicious gossip. Mark and avoid moments.

Long day today. Prayers appreciated.

Blessed Ed Balls Day to all who celebrate.

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Sir. I believe this belongs to you. The Mouse has it in Florida. @dicknixon.bsky.social

Always meet your heroes.

Spaceship Earth is down, Phoenicians remain unthanked. Their spirits will grow restless and demand a sacrifice.

Me, smug, being affirmed -by the Bishop of Rome - that Baudrillard is the Christian philosopher of our time.

My man is going to be absolutely chundered when he discovers the politics of the Anglo-Catholic movement.

My Substack: substack.com/@downeastpri...

So anyway, off to thank the Phoenicians.

Seriously this slaps. What’s a matter with you people?! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9A...

The erasure of Treasure Planet from the Disney oeuvre is Stalinist in scope. Jim deserves better.

Well, well, well… What have we here… www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/b...

Gino Bulso sponsoring another Lawyer Full Employment Act.

Well. A lot of words there.

Has anyone checked on Rod? Nota bene please do not actually post Rod on my timeline.

BLOUNT COUNTY, TN… #NoKings From @michaelabfortn: www.instagram.com/reel/DWbywyQ...

Treasure Planet is vastly underrated as a Disney movie, hereIstandIcandonoother. 12 year old me would’ve shipped out on the first tall ship that would have me after seeing this movie.

Ok, I’ll fess up. I was actually elected Primus Inter Pares at Abuja but I didn’t want to have anything to do with Les Claypool.

The most reasonable, evidence-based thing to say about Graham Platner is that he has shown extraordinarily bad judgment and is asking for a job that requires extraordinarily good judgment.

AyatollahHat?

Preached today. open.substack.com/pub/downeast...

For any interested parties.