When you connect the Bloomf to the alt

freeballing my way thru life.

Everyone is all up in my swamp for trying to learn French by watching Shrek in French, saying it’s not useful for everyday convo. To which I say: "Fais le rugissement!!”

Someone at the gym asked me if I was on Ozempic and when I told my bf he asked If it was because I looked dehydrated, today has been a rollercoaster of thinking I looked skinny to now thinking I look like this

Good morning to Habs fans and Habs fans only 🌞

Love when Dad is happy

Eastern Finals Start Tonight! be ready to be annoyed to all my gay hockey sporty spice friends on Snapchat and potentially here

sorry but I am so proud of this

I have a headache, can someone take my morning meetings?

Forgive me father for I want to sin. 🫦

stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!

I’ve seen this on ig so many times that the algorithm now thinks I’m a soccer fan

Pointy sparrow

bsky dot com

That back to work after a long weekend vibe

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"Zanzibar" - Billy Joel #AlphabetChallenge #WeekSforSongs #Toronto #Neon #Photography

Nothing like a little bitch slap from my captain

Like Suzuki said, “Our team is really resilient , we have been here before and we just need to win one. That’s the only focus right now.” Go Habs Go!

Accepting prayers and thirst traps in this day as I sit riddled with anxiety

I am sure they exist but I have never met a pitbull who was anything but a big slobbery bundle of love.

Insert Joke about holding a cock

The Sheriff Arber Xhekaj at Habs morning skate today

About to be annoying about hockey again

Post an iconic movie image

Boy butt is the best, shoutout to whoever invented em

The Habs win 6-3 vs the Sabres. They lead the series 3-2. Thoughts? 🤔

ELITE PLAYOFF SNIPER CAPTAIN NICK SUZUKI

it’s so embarrassing when you make a dinner reservation and show up to the restaurant and it’s empty lol

Goal Caufield!

Forcing my snap frieeeens to watch hockey with me by annoying them with consistent reactions

STRAIGHT!?!!?

Absolutely crazy what that does to me

When does my ass get fatter and my thighs stop hurting from lunges and squats?…

Fun fact: game day superstition is to Winnie the Pooh it with a jersey

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It’s game day baybeeeee!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 💚

im allowed to post a lot i have a doctor's note

Good morning

Healing the millennial trauma by screaming along Evanescence.

Just a boy eating his overnight oats appreciating your hole on this blessedly hump day