LIFE. MOTTO.

So I'm not good at mini golf. Guess I'm better at getting things in holes in different ways.

After this and talking about it again this weekend I'm seeing adds for it... THANKS GOOGLE

mike: do you wanna go to the dog hou..... me:

what, no.

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

just a couple cuties doing a couple of cute things.. yep 🙂

IVE NEVER PRE-ORDERED AN ALBUM SO FAST. OMG FEBRUARY NEEDS TO GET HERE NOW.

OMG IT WAS TOO GOOD

Time to see Wicked! Yes, I'm fully prepared to cry. Yep.

My coworker just asked me instead of working out and dieting, why not just start taking ozempic or something.... and all I say back is "I'm fat and happy leave me alone!"

happy Wicked day for those who celebrate! 🥳 (and who haven't seen it yet!)

Ben Starr. Hands down.

so he’s blue now?… riveting design guys

how I’m answering every work email this week

If Mega Darkrai gets announced tomorrow I'll literally ***

my boss totally just clocked me checking out the hot tile guy at work oops

got myself an iced sugar cookie latte this morning because haters gonna hate and I don't care 🤗

Post the last four games you played

Not my mother-in-law calling us asking if we could take her to see Wicked when we're visiting for Thanksgiving

.... weird I've only played one game of year nomination? seems sus.

I just cant get warm to save my life today

Well I guess now we know where he got the phrase “One Big Beautiful Bill.”

I forgot how much I enjoyed this game.. also the soundtrack is AMAZING. Ugh so good.

OMG WE WERE SO CLOSE 😭

OKAY SEATTLE LETS SHOW EM HOW ITS DONE

"enjoy these black friday deals all week long!" *eye twitches*

Quick recap of day one: really only saved the 3 star mons and the shinnies. But got a decent amount of hundo mighty mons! And that shiny Grimmsnarl which felt like an eternity to get...

It UNFORTUNATELY didn't help me but I still did the right thing choosing it!

me choosing the music bingo card just because it has Britney Spears on it

Apparently it's only an android update and not an ios update because Mike's app looks normal lol 🤣

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask art from Nintendo Today!

this 'newish' Instagram update is pure ass* *it's actually really fine, I just dislike change

Me in theory but not in practice.

No you know what.... I'm proud of this.

The fact it took 45 minutes to download a game.... jfc I don't even wanna play anymore

maybe we did give some content creators too much power

If you see this, QTP with your favorite psychic type Pokémon!

so happy for anyone getting Hilary Duff tickets today 🥲💚

If Donald Trump is taken down by emails and a child sex ring...

The way and their top 3 albums of the year so far.

I was wondering why things just felt weird/off lately and... well I just realized it's the 2 year anniversary of my brother's passing. Interesting how time and that just reminds you sometimes. Anyways, miss you brother. LOVE YOU ALWAYS 💚

Just stuff and things, you know?

YEEEEES!!!!

told my therapist “I’m at the heaviest I’ve been in almost 10 years” and he goes “well at least you look healthy and happy now” like fuck me.

Instead of saying "I'm gonna cum", I'm gonna start saying "ooga booga booga".

Was gonna cook dinner and play video games but I'm currently doom scrolling.. no food cooked, with a glass of wine

Oh so my birthday weekend. Plans made.