Cucumbers 🥒

We have been gay married for 9 years!

Having to wear chinos and you can tell by the look on my face how I feel about it

I cut my stubble too short and now my FaceID doesn’t work

Had to run for the tram so that’s me absolutely disgusting for the day.

Do kinda love burning things ngl

Yes bitchhhhhhh

Ta-da! It kinda looks like shit but hopefully it’ll do the job.

I could be doing this full time for a week and still not be finished

DJ at this wedding unironically playing Panic by The Smiths while no one dances 🥴

Wedding dog

Thought my trainers felt weird at the gym so I looked at them and there was a pi pin badge embedded in one of them so there we are.

Anybody wanna come round and split my wood

Did a child sign this

Realised this is in the basement so I’m gonna convert it into a mini greenhouse what could possibly go wrong?

He fell asleep mid big stretch 🥺

Rick is playing Final Fantasy 16 and I have never seen anything so dull and drawn out. He is literally sat playing another game on his iPad while some interminable 20 minute long talky cut scene plays out.

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There is a three legged dog that walks passed our house everyday and they’re a bit of a celebrity (to me at least) and they were at the polling station 💕

New chair: claimed ✅

Happy star fighting day nerds!!

What’s up?

I do a recipe that only calls for half of these so you can often find me in the kitchen shovelling the other half into my mouth like an absolute goblin

Obligatory (apparently).

4 seasons of the best ever improv on film, and it all started with these 3 boys, who still find the time to do this with me despite their soaring careers (cue bird sound 🦅) thank you jesh zec & bronnon. see you in S5. ✨

Nothing gold can stay 😔

We are so back ☀️

There is a greenhouse on Facebook marketplace for £50 and I am soooo tempted but it means my journey to old man will be complete.

Sanded the frankly horrendous basement door. Not perfect yet but a vast improvement

Healing the millennial trauma by screaming along Evanescence.

See also Vengaboys - The Vengabus

I’m at a wedding and them playing Weezer - Buddy Holly, Greenday - Basket Case, and Jimmy Eat World - The Middle felt less retro and more fundamental constants of the universe handed down on tablets of stone.

Demure

Wedding drunk

At a wedding and there is a dog so it is therefore the best wedding ever

The jacket is kinda okay if u don’t fasten it 😅 Serving public school arsehole realness

Overwatch Season summary (my first since about 2018) ✅Ridiculous fire name badge ✅Silly title ✅changed ranks 689536 times but ended up lower than where I started

I am not getting rid of the bow tie though it’s my wedding one!

Heading into wedding season and I’ve outgrown yet another jacket and can’t afford a whole ass suit AGAIN so what to do?

The Greece DlLF quota is insane; what are they putting in the water

Just has the best chicken of my life. I have ascended to a higher plane

Happy birthday to this hunk

Choices

He is not risen and not planning on rising anytime soon tysm x

Finally got a sunny pool day. Happy Easter folks x

lil holiday workout

This still speaks to me on a cellular level

Gimbal is such a great word.