I need more book recs so if anyone is on goodreads - feel free to add! www.goodreads.com/user/show/10...

I’m just reeeaaalllllly in the mood to s*** a d***

I am not posting a photo from 2019, thats a whole different person lol

can’t wait to go home and jerk my gherkin

I have a married (to a woman) man in my DMs right now and I’m confusion.

Anywho - happy Thursday friends in my phone!

This man has cancelled on me for the 4th time. Think I gotta move on 🙃

As a massive Scarlet & Violet fan - I love this deck.

I’m down 85 pounds since April 2024 but I still see the same person when I look in the mirror 🙂🙂

Having a grand ole time being back at work today.

I think some of you are gay

This man I like doesn’t want a boyfriend so that ruined my summer!

Who do you call when you need to sue Amelia Bedelia? Amanda Demanda

Just got home from Disney World and somehow I have managed to not use my phone for any of the pictures. So no photo documentation for bluesky!

Do yourself a favor and read this.

Sorry I can’t stop listening to this.

Some peoples belly’s are just the perfect shape ya know?

I’m voting for whoever gets men to stop sending mixed signals.

raise your hand if you're not ready for work tomorrow 🙋

✨

I turn unsucked toes into sucked toes

I’ve been doing 15 squats every hour (during work) for the last week and the BBL accusations are still not happening 😕

TGIF 🥳

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Claude" yeah well I asked Deep Thought and it said "42."

I have a crush on a man and idk how to handle this lmao 🙃🙃🙃

katniss when she sees peeta:

actually that’s not the truth ellen

I’m basically out of cum

Someone b**w me. Thanks.

When does my ass get fatter and my thighs stop hurting from lunges and squats?…

I got a 4% raise at work and while I enjoy more money, it kinda pisses me off at how little that is in the grand scheme of things.

Opened 10 packs and only managed to get 4 new cards 🙃

I wish I could go back to sleep for another 3 hours 🥱

Hypothetically - Does my boyfriend also need to be boyfriends with my new boyfriend?

Absolutely crazy what that does to me

My 1st run club is tomorrow. Can’t wait to see how bad I suck at running 3 miles!

What’s an appropriate number of boyfriends to have at one time?

Working from home (is) hard today.

I’m actually tired of hearing “conservative republican” and “trump republican”.

Not mad

Sunday nights are meant for edging.

What a queen

Being horny at the gym rn is wild

I think I’m gonna go to bed nice and early tonight

woke up h word again

Do throuples actually work out?

Using a chocolate protein shake in my coffee because I ran out of vanilla. Do not love the taste.

How I’ve felt since I woke up

I need there to be 0 additional concert announcements this year. I’m trying to be good and save money!