Great command of the language on display here

I’ve been around long enough to remember what CBS used to be It was the gold standard

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

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really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Sweater weather! 🍂 Happy Thursday from me & Biscuit 🐶

Private equity + Youth sports: What could go wrong?? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

So sorry to hear about Jane Goodall. What a legend I was honored to talk to her once … for @reuters.com, about the first job she ever had www.reuters.com/article/mark...

I’m obsessed with this new band The Paradox Anyone else?? Taking me back to the 90s!

Emily Carr is, in my opinion, the greatest artist Canada has ever produced. Despite her genius, her work was not appreciated by Canadians until much later in her life. Not only was she a great painter, she was a gifted writer as well. This is her story. 🧵 1/12

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Hard to explain to outsiders Loved the miniature furniture set! bsky.app/profile/cdnh...

Politics should not take up this much of your brain every day

After 4 games, I regret to conclude that the New York Jets coaching staff doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing Thank you for your attention to this matter

Fuckin yikes, man

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Aaron Glenn’s focus for the Jets has been: -Fewer penalties -Fewer turnovers -Better tackling Failing on all fronts

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Maybe it’s just me, but if I ever hit it big like that, I would sit on my mountains of cash and enjoy life bsky.app/profile/thr....

Do I want to know how wood gets in the batter? Probably not www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/b...

No, Fidelity, I don’t have “too much cash” finance.yahoo.com/news/fidelit...

Do radio bosses not realize we change the station when we hear that fucking ‘Karz 4 Kidz’ jingle

Congrats to the Canadian women!

New Virginia Woolf just dropped?? 😮 www.theguardian.com/books/2025/s...

Dark bsky.app/profile/lati...

I was today years old when I found out “flapjacks” in Britain means a baked oat bar 🤔 (Courtesy of Great British Bake Off)

Depressing 😔

Mark Zuckerberg is introducing a feed that's just 100% AI slop. No pesky creativity from real people to get in the way. Eat up little piggies

In Prospect Park!! Yeesh nypost.com/2025/09/26/u...

Group of billionaires wants stuff for free Hard to wrap your mind around that level of greed bsky.app/profile/john...

"experts say" www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...

We are so back

Meanwhile on Earth 2 … tickets are “underpriced” Fuck this dude

feeling this again today

Terrific, more AI slop bsky.app/profile/pear...

FIFA really rolling out the stereotypes for these new mascots - “Maple the Moose” lol

I was today years old when I learned that "freelance" comes from the term for a knight who lost his lord and had to become a "free lancer" aka mercenary www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/fre...

This T-shirt describes my life pretty well Had to get it 😆

The article itself doesn’t say that, by the way Feels like an editor looking for a clickbait-y headline

Hump Day sunrise

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The one thing the Jets seem to be good at is trading a 6th for a decent player and a 7th (Brownlee, Phillips, Briggs) Keep doing that

I am never picking up for the phone for Isaac Chotiner 😆

I was listening to panels on the digital payments ecosystem and I missed the rapture smh

Let me guess, he needs a few trillion bsky.app/profile/tech...

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

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Canada celebrates The Rapture in October

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)