Has she literally gone into any supermarket anywhere ever

Doesn’t take long to reduce institutions to rubble variety.com/2026/tv/news...

The world may be melting down, but TMZ is covering what really matters www.tmz.com/2026/01/20/w...

And here we are Great job everyone, really smart choices

Ultimate frisbee I did it once and thought I was going to die

Detachment from reality He thinks people have 12 houses

The world’s most insecure man www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Also known as the “Gene Steratore Special”

I’m going to do live hits around New Jersey and say it’s Davos

this is, literally, a wild ride

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

AI: Will change the world! Also AI: This is Aunt Angela from the Golden Girls

GOP polling 24% in NC is … something

they should ask chatgpt what to do

Have you ever seen ultimate frisbee in the snow? Now you have 🥏 🥏 🥏

Oh my God a literal wallet inspector

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

TIMELINE CLEANSE When's a time that a stranger helped you in an unexpected, maybe even small way?

Northeast meteorologists took a big fat L this weekend From less than an inch projection, to maybe the biggest storm of the year

Jan 19 and the gym is still full I give it another week tops before the resolutions start falling

What in the world! This dude has been kicking our (Jets) ass for years I would hire him in a hot minute bsky.app/profile/dian...

Okay it’s pretty but I still hate shoveling

Oatmeal brain

One of the bigger sociological shifts in my lifetime www.ft.com/content/9e6f...

In over her head bsky.app/profile/jayr...

FIFA has always been ridiculous bsky.app/profile/theg...

That’s an accomplishment — hard to lose that much money!! bsky.app/profile/futu...

Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything

Only six more days until another Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil!

“It takes 20 years to build a reputation, and five minutes to ruin it” -Warren Buffett

This is the ambassador?? Christ on a cracker 🙄 nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

The rot goes deep bsky.app/profile/john...

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

Welp! www.vulture.com/article/tony...

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

I feel attacked 😫

Druski we need a sequel!! 😆

“I’ve never felt my speech was so chilled as it was in the classroom at UATX.” Good iob, Bari Weiss!

How old is this product’s demographic? Andy Capp??

Oh look it’s CBS shitting the bed again www.cbsnews.com/news/greenla...

Hell to the naw!

"I frankly wouldn’t pay any attention to anything that Elon Musk puts on that cesspit of his called X. He was the guy who advocated getting Donald Trump elected," says Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary. "He's an idiot. Very wealthy, but he's still an idiot."

Weak bsky.app/profile/afar...

i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going

Oh so we’re talking about things that are “problematic”? Have I got a list for you bsky.app/profile/nich...

Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would

RFK: There’s a war on protein! Literally every store in America rn:

Might go for TWO pieces of broccoli today, plus one other thing #abundance #blessed