“She did the best she could until she couldn’t” This is a lovely and compassionate way of thinking about this www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/com...

Has the hospital ship made it to Greenland yet?

Freelancers especially!! 😫 bsky.app/profile/evac...

i think people are too harsh on bsky because it is actually social media itself that is dying, not any particular site

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

Fun fact, Steve Nash went to a rival high school of mine in British Columbia I remember the kids talking about some dude who was kicking our ass in basketball bsky.app/profile/sjbr...

Yeah NYC is super empty 🙄

I wrote this in 2016.

When you realize you’re around the ages of the Golden Girls

"F&ck the planet" by the New York Times

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

I’ll always think of him as a Blue Jay bsky.app/profile/thea...

Me on draft day: Omg why did they trade up for Cade Klubnick, so dumb Me after one day of rookie training camp: I would die for Cade Klubnick

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The Washington Post is just so profoundly embarrassing now

Nice Gawker look back here by @frankdigiacomo.bsky.social www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

The gold, 22-foot Donald Trump statue definitely isn’t a false idol. You can tell because Trump’s pastor friend said of the new statue at his Doral golf course, “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.”

Zelensky issued an official presidential decree authorizing Russia to hold its Victory Day parade in Moscow tomorrow. He included the exact coordinates of Red Square. That's it. A+ trolling.

Goddammit I’m in

I swear this dude gave me a head nod like ‘S’up bruh’

The Bezos Post is essentially becoming Jeff Bezos’ personal blog to whine about people who criticize the idle rich like him. A hit dog will holler. Imagine arguing that hoarding billions of dollars is the peak of “human potential” with a straight face.

Jets / Giants ownership has been telling us fans for years how impossible and expensive and impractical grass would be And now they do it like 5 minutes Smh

$375 for this dogshit FIFA is on a generational run of greed, you gotta respect it 😆

Every second commercial on Impractical Jokers is for a testosterone booster, which gives you an idea of the demo

The recent Supreme Court decision, which effectively killed the last remaining provision of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, represents the life’s work of John Roberts. The Roberts Court has now gutted the VRA on three different occasions, and Roberts wrote or joined all those opinions.

Thinking about fucking around this weekend and going to bird watch in a landfill 🤷‍♂️

This might be the one thing that actually spurs peace talks He has a Diet Coke emergency button on his desk

now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett www.ft.com/content/c0ae...

😬 www.thedailybeast.com/maga-coded-c...

Waiting for my invite! I’m sure it’s in the mail! www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/most-p...

Doesn’t seem great www.kbb.com/car-news/tes...

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

Anyone with two brain cells would’ve known to give him some White Sox memorabilia bsky.app/profile/chri...

Omg someone shut this guy up

Murica bsky.app/profile/phil...

Kind of surprised that this hasn't been bigger news. It's finals week for a whole lot of universities, and yet, Canvas (a learning/grading platform used by ~9,000 schools globally) is currently inaccessible because of a pay-or-have-your-data-leaked hack. www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

Gotta send up the Canadian bat signal for this one Which is a Timmy’s double-double projected into a blizzard job-boards.greenhouse.io/thenewyorkti...

I was a college kid in Montreal when Vice started as a little alternative weekly Then it blew up, and then it went away, and now it’s back I guess? How old am I exactly bsky.app/profile/thr....

Asking about my retirement prospects

Me with each new Vrabel / Russini drop 😆

Fuck you

its not that the wapo oped section was great before but its turned into a pathetic "leave the billionaires aloneeeeeeee" rag under bezos

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

In this week’s newsletter: The inside scoop for new grads How to launch yourself in a crazy job market www.linkedin.com/pulse/inside...

Machines are altering the way we write Sigh www.wsj.com/tech/ai/writ...

still thinking about that Goldman Sachs “analysis” that predicted we would be at 120% of normal traffic in the strait of Hormuz by now

There is something deeply pathological about Chief Justice Roberts insisting the Supreme Court isn’t political while sitting atop the most ideological supermajority in modern history.

Yo what