All the talk about TSA reminds me of this banger Key & Peele sketch m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHfi...

If I send you this it means get your shit together because we’re going on a journey

Let me confer with the Canadian Association to decide whether this is acceptable or an act of war

Read the fucking room www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Each word is a fascinating journey

“Guaranteed minimum return,” should be fine 😆

My new theory is that whenever anyone says “And it’s not close” … it’s a dumb take

Prayers to everyone affected at Laguardia 🙏 www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

Happy 95th Shatner Fun fact: I was at McGill, and cast a vote, when we renamed the student building the “Shatner Centre” around 35 years ago

Did so much in his 8 years

MetLife nominated as “sports facility of the year”?? Now I know things are really off the rails

Protip: If someone is enjoying a nice meal, let them do so without shitting all over it

I’m starting to see why his hedge fund lost 90% of its money bsky.app/profile/atru...

You first bsky.app/profile/atru...

just got back from sushi and some asshole at the next table kept trying to order a cheeseburger

yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.

We think this headline is funny now but it’s not going to be funny in a few years www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Like when he promised to end world hunger? Yeah he’s full of shit bsky.app/profile/reut...

Someone sent me a pic of the cherry blossoms at Vancouver’s Art Phillips Park We miss you Art! 🌸

For a sec I thought this said “time travel,” I would’ve been into that bsky.app/profile/euro...

Literally what

As a Seton Hall fan I am very familiar with Kevin Willard 1st-round losses 👀 bsky.app/profile/cjze...

Absolutely fucking not

Lasted 99 years. Killed by Bari Weiss in less than 1. www.cnn.com/2026/03/20/m...

this is completely insane: since when is it acceptable for a tech company to rewrite news outlets' headlines without their consent? especially at a time when audiences are sensitive to how stories are framed in headlines? (ie Israel/Palestine, the Trump admin, ICE) www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...

chat is this bad?

Imposter syndrome should be dead by now Almost every leader in the country has a brain made of strawberry jello bsky.app/profile/thor...

“Chronic hunger” at American concentration camps reported by USA Today. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Is driving a Ferrari off a cliff also a “strategic restructuring” bsky.app/profile/us.t...

Biscuit is contemplating how to open the Strait of Hormuz

Same with LinkedIn — more weirdness please bsky.app/profile/klei...

Come for Liz ripping on Andreessen but stay for the profound observation that if AI is inducing psychosis in regular people through yes-mannery, the very very rich are already fucking cooked. Hard-boiled, in his case.

can it be closed down sooner

you don't have to get mad at people who say bluesky isn't the right app for them. it literally doesn't matter

Should work out great 👍

What an awful legacy that’s being created, woof bsky.app/profile/kare...

Oh brother 😔 RIP to an icon www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/c...

Today in “failing up” bsky.app/profile/just...

My “Waffle House teleportation” bet on Kalshi just hit bigtime

Bring back the oligarchs of yore who at least built libraries and parks and such bsky.app/profile/more...

The Wall Street Journal published this one week ago.

What is the endgame here. One man sitting on a giant pile of money, and a permanently broke and sick underclass?

Can someone dub this with the Curb theme bsky.app/profile/atru...

I’m declaring “force majeure” to my credit card bills

A “legacy of ashes” Ouch 😳 washingtonian.com/2026/03/19/w...

Omg! 😆 bsky.app/profile/josh...

tax him harder and twice on Tuesdays

I’ve been watching that series Doc Martin and now I want to go to Cornwall

I’m retiring from my job picking up golf balls on the driving range of Vancouver’s University Golf Club