* chanting from outside the Magisterium * INTERDICT. INTERDICT.

The #Astros are weak on crime.

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

I think it's good to expel all sex pests from Congress, regardless of party.

Whoever uses this nonsense, let him be anathema

Every Episcopalian on here tutting about a slightly different aspect of this skeet ⚓️

Seen in Philadelphia

We need to find an Etsy witch that can fix the #Astros pitching

If we can send NASA to the moon, we can launch ICE into the sun.

ALL OF IT!!!! IMAGINE WHAT NASA COULD DO WITH MORE MONEY THAN THE MARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!

there really isn't much to the American ideology that refers to itself as "conservatism" beyond rejection of the New Deal reforms of the 1930s and the civil-rights reforms of the 1960s

The men who fought and died for the Confederate States of America, whatever their personal reasons, whatever was in their hearts, did so on behalf of a government formed for the express purpose of ensuring that men and women and children could be bought and sold and destroyed at will.

Is an interdict still a thing the pope can impose?

A different perspective. Always helpful.

Other baseball teams have to just be birds or some shit, the Astros have to do rocket science

Miller to Weiss just now; “IDK what to tell you, JP apparently forgot how to baseball, so I guess you don’t have a shortstop behind you. Good luck.” #Astros

Peña………..why? #Astros

This is a good bit, but I feel like it's also time for the annual reminder that Houston are the ones who SOLVED the problem.

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

Oh no! No another stinkin’ loud out to cente…..CAM BAM!!! #Astros

Following the POSTED RULES at Dutch Bros and apparently I screwed up the line and am the asshole 🙄

Badass

Was at the Big Texan in Amarillo one time and there was a Japanese couple that I'm pretty sure was on their honeymoon, so this makes sense to me

It's some other damn thing every day

Amen

Hey just a heads up your April Fools Day prank is not funny.

CAM BAM

UGH Jose Altuve just gets more adorable every year

This right here might live rent free in my head for the rest of my life

Olivia can’t handle life right now

Cam’s gonna need to pay for those seats eventually #Astros

Maybe it’s time for big budget adaptations of the entire Discworld series

I think, having just watched the For All Mankind season 5 trailer, that Apple might owe @mikeduncan.bsky.social some money

This has been the GOP's "starve-the-beast" scheme for nearly 50 years. Meanwhile, millions suffer and struggle to get ahead as the rich get richer. See the problem here?

I have had just about enough of this Donald Trump guy.

I have a friend who’s an Angels fan. I talk so much shit and he just takes it. I hope he lets me have it next time I see him

I laughed so fucking hard at this

Mandatory two hour all hands training right before a 12 hour shift. FML

Baseball!!

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Kinda wish we made sports betting illegal again.

Weird that aliens taught the Egyptians how to build pyramids but not how to make pop tarts

perfect season no losses 1 astrillion runs coming up btw #astros

Flannery has questions about your life choices